But Would You Want God To Take The Witness Stand?
He Can Be A Bit…Self-righteous At Times…
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
MAGA ‘Prophet’ and ‘Patriot’ Julie Green says she just received another message from God. God says Putin is about to expose all the “evil plans & strategies” of Obama & Biden and present “shocking information” that the 2020 election was stolen.
It’s Just This Kind Of In-depth Analysis That Will Bring Peace To The Region
MichaelRapaport
@MichaelRapaport
There’s no Christmas in Gaza!!!!!
Ho Ho Hamas
VICTIMHOOD: When You Believe That “How Are You?” Is A Gotcha Question
Hoodlum
@NotHoodlum
Sarah Palin: “Nikki Haley was the victim of a democratic operative. I too was a victim when asked what books or newspapers I read.”
Care? They’ll Probably Give His Campaign Extra Donations To Allow Him To Buy Condoms!
Jon Cooper
@jonoopertweets
If Trump’s name appears on the list of more than 170 of Jeffrey Epstein’s powerful friends and associates when it’s released next month, do you think his supporters will care?
Oh, I Don’t Know: He May Back Down If You Tossify New Verbiagements At Him
emptywheel
@emptywheel
There’s literally NOTHING to disincent Trump from cheating to win with Putin again. Nothing.
In Your Mama’s Bed Last Night!
Umm…I May Have To Work On My Trolling Skills…
Oreo
@holdoreo
And where exactly are these 20000 bodies?
You’re Going To Die Alone And Owing Alimony To Your Seven Ex-wives – What’s Not To Like?
GOP Josh
@GOPJosh20
17.
Single.
Alpha male.
Wildly successful.
Passionately pro-Trump.
Do you find this attractive?
Sure, Except When You Subtract The Tesla Vehicles That Had To Be Recalled Because They Fell Apart, The Numbers End Up Being More Comparable
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Let’s not forget the White House giving Tesla the cold shoulder, excluding us from the RV summit and crediting GM with “leading the electric car revolution” in the same quarter that they delivered 26 cars (not a typo) and Tesla delivered 300 thousand.
People Like You Will No Longer Have Power Or Influence
And You Know, I’m Okay With That
Tucker Carlson
@TuckerCarlson
The Biden administration is importing millions of third world immigrants to live here illegally, and at same time telling them that white people are the source of their problems. How’s that going to work out in the end?
Presidential Hopeful Channels Her Inner Gerald Ford
Her Inner Who?
Exactly
EssenViews
@essenviews
Nikki Haley: “I would pardon Trump.”
“If he is found guilty, a leader needs to think about what’s in the best interests of the country,” Haley said. “What’s in the best interest of the country is not to have an 80-year-old man sitting in jail, that continues to divide our country.”
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Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
What’s your first thought when you hear people refer to Donald Trump as “alpha male”?
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Apparently, ‘Tis The Season
CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CallToActivism
What’s the first word you think of when you see Nikki Haley?
Because Nothing Shows You Have The Common Touch Quite Like Playing With Raptors…
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr
Enter our campaign sweepstakes by December 31 and you can win a chance to spend an afternoon of falconry and conversation with Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
She’s A Little Confused, But Benjamin Netanyahu Appreciates The Effort
HOT SPOT
@HotSpotHotSpot
Nikki Haley says starving Palestinians should go to “pro Hamas” countries. And if they won’t accept them, it’s because they don’t know which refugees are “terrorists”
He’s A Little Confused, But Leonard Leo Appreciates The Effort
George Takei
@GeorgeTakei
Joe Rogan Uses Bonkers Quote To Claim Biden Is Mentally ‘Done’ – Only To Realize Trump Said It
On This Point, Unreasonable People Can Disagree
Ronald Brownstein
@RonaldBrownstein
“South Carolina’s 1860 proclamation outlining its reasons for seceding from the Union mentioned slavery in its opening sentence & points to the “increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholdng States to the institution of slavery” as a reason for the state” seceding
The Police Officer’s Knee On His Throat Was Just A Coincidence…
Marjorie Taylor Greene
@mtgreenee
George Floyd died from a drug overdose.
Fentanyl.
And other drugs.
300 Americans die everyday from fentanyl.
Derek Chauvin should be released from prison and his record should be scrubbed.
The Absurd Ironyometer Wonders Why You Don’t Have To Take An IQ Test To Be A Member Of Congress, But It Really Knows The Answer
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Newsmax host to James Comer on Jake Tapper: “He’s making your investigation sound like a joke, and he’s trying to make you look like a joke. And then half of America see that and they think your investigation is a joke.”
Comer replies, “he’s playing to a low IQ audience.”
It’s Sad When A Popular Comic Strip Artist Becomes A Cartoon Of Himself
Scott Adams
@ScottAdamsSays
The public is just waking up to an ongoing 40-year crime of organized and extraordinary discrimination against White men.
We couldn’t even discuss it in public until recently.
Watch in the comments how many people think I am exaggerating. They will learn. Eventually.
I’m Sure He Meant It In The True Spirit Of The Holiday
Jonathan Turley
@JonathanTurley
Trump’s message of “May They Rot In Hell…Merry Christmas” is to holiday greetings what Die Hard is to Christmas movies: a matter of considerable interpretation for those of us stuck in the Peace-on-Earth or even even just Ho-Ho-Ho mindset.
Care To Troll The Prime Minister Of Israel Now?
Didn’t Think So
Draftertoaster
@CosmicSapphire4
You can’t possibly define ethnic cleansing and apply it to this scenario. Disingenuous
Asaf Ronel
@AsafRonel
And today, @netanyahu publicly acknowledges that his government is working to advance the ethnic cleansing of Palestinians in Gaza. He says the problem is to find where to send them. “We are working on it. It’s the direction we are heading.”
Other Than Her Right As A God-fearing Republican To Burn Everything To The Ground, I’m Sure She Doesn’t Have Any
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
NEW:
In a desperate attempt to stay in Congress, Lauren Boebert just announced that she is ditching her reelection bid next year in Colorado’s 3rd Congressional District to run instead in the state’s 4th Congressional District, which is more favorable to Republicans.
Thoughts?