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Elon Chooses A Class Action Lawsuit Over Felony Charges
Because Who Among Us Faced With That Choice Wouldn’t?

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Anxious
Angry
Spongy

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

How’s everyone feeling right now?

Dehumanization Of The Enemy?
Blaming The Victim?
Projecting Your Own Emotions Onto Others?
It Really Is Amazing How Much You Can Pack Into A Single Tweet, Isn’t It?

Jason Vorhees
@StrangeRealX

They asked for war. And they got it.

The ‘Palestinians’ are a rabid, subhuman group of people. They have been programmed to hate.

Their hate is so great that they would gladly sacrifice their own children.

And they are doing just that.

Yeeeeaaaahhh – Do You Remember What The Hypermasculine Nazis Did To Aneurotypical People?
Your Best Bet Would Be To Pretend To Be An Alpha Male And Hope Nobody Challenges You

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Elon Musk suggests support for replacing democracy with government of ‘high-status males’

The theory suggests that the only people able to think freely are ‘high [testosterone] alpha males’ and ‘aneurotypical people’

So, 45,000 Palestinians Have Died Of Too Much Happiness?

Tristin Hopper
@TristinHopper

There is no genocide in Gaza. There’s never been a genocide in Gaza. What there’s been is the worst hate movement in our entire history using a fake genocide as a pretence. This is one of the most toxic and obvious lies ever embraced by a mainstream Canadian political party.

Exploding Gummi Bears

Jay Zawaski
@jayzawaski

Wow. If abortion causes hurricanes, what do endless school shooting cause?

If Matt Gaetz Is Wrong, Donald Trump Doesn’t Want To Be Right

Really American
@ReallyAmerican1

If Russian state TV is openly celebrating your selections for national security positions, you have picked WRONG.

Horrifically wrong.

I’m Sure He Just Meant He Was Worried That You Would Be Getting Notification Of A Call About Your Pet Tarantula Having To See The Vet Because She Was Throwing Up Rat Bits All Over The House
I’m Sure That Was All It Was…

Mehdi Hasan
@mehdihasan

“As shocked and stunned as I was, there was no way I was going to let him say that to me, unchallenged.”

My response to the racism & incitement on Monday, to a CNN pro-Trump panelist telling me: “I hope your beeper doesn’t go off,” because I said I supported Palestinian rights.

I Love It When People On Twitter Quote Confucius!

Zorpheous Schrodinger
@Zorpheous

The Party of Face Eating Leopards are not picky about which faces to eat

You Could Be Talking About Canada
– Right, Right, Canada Is Too Close

Tomi
@TallbarFIN

Americans, Finland welcomes you!

We have everything America has minus the common stupidity.

And we know how to protect our citizens.

Don’t be afraid of russia behind our border, we have always managed to handle them.

So You Say
But What About The Hundreds Of Thousands Of Americans Who Died Unnecessarily From COVID Who Were Sacrificed On The Altar Of Donald Trump’s Grievances?
Puh-leaze! Consequences Schmonsequences!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Tucker Carlson: “People are like, ‘oh, well, we had another hurricane, it must be global warming.’ No! It’s probably abortion, actually. Just being honest. You can’t kill children on purpose. You can’t participate in human sacrifice without consequences.”

Elections Have Consequences, Baby

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

MAGA’s are complaining that they are losing friends and even significant others after the election.

What do you say to them?

He Asked Very Gently

James Tate
@JamesTate121

Why was Starlink allowed to count votes when it’s owner Elon Musk paid people a million dollars to vote for Donald Trump?

They Turn Into Butterflies And Flitter Away

Alex Cole
@acnewsitics

When the Department of Education is eliminated, what happens to the special needs children? Just curious.

The Absurd Ironyometer [INSERT GESTURES OF FUTILITY HERE]s, Then Passes Out

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

NEWSMAX: You’re going to pursue more charges against Hunter Biden?

COMER: We’re going to see what the new Trump Department of Justice wants to do. The most important thing for me is holding people in government accountable.

There Can Only Be One Lowlander

Jay in Kyiv
@JayinKyiv

There will eventually be a war between Trump and Musk.

If Only He Had Been More Like Mussolini, I May Have Voted Differently

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Holy sh*t. This quote in the Philadelphia Inquirer is absolutely insane.

Matt Wolfson, a 45-year-old former construction worker on Trump: “He’s good and bad. People say he’s a dictator. I believe that. I consider him like Hitler. But I voted for the man.”

Maybe, But Pretty Much Everybody Hates Ted Cruz

Ted Cruz
@tedcruz

The Left openly hates America.

I’ m Guessing It Had Something To Do With All The Hate MAGAts Expressed Towards Liberals, But By All Means Blame The Media

The Disrespected Trucker
@agraybee

The media has successfully divided families. Shame on all of you. This woman voted for Trump, and her family won’t even talk to her. How are we here?

Good Thing The “Coalition Of The Shilling” Invaded Iraq, Or That Number Could Have Gone Down To Three!

Dr. Malouf
@realMaalouf

Iraq is legalizing child marriage and lowering the age of consent to just 9.

Iraqi women’s rights activist risks her life and confronts an iman who sponsored the bill.

“You’re following Muhamad who married 9-year-old Aisha 1400 years ago. That is not normal in today’s world!”

What Do You Think A D&C Is? Drinking & Crying? Donuts & Chrysanthemums? Dharma And Christ?

Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs

My daughter has this amazing ability to keep her legs closed.
(Also a miscarriage isn’t abortion, stop gaslighting women)

As That Famous Philosopher Clint Eastwood Once Said, “Fair’s Got Nothin’ To Do With It”

MeidasTouch
@MeidasTouch

Latino Trump voter believes Trump will not deport “family oriented” Latinos since that would be “unfair.”

Donald Trump, The Only Vote That Mattered

Simon Gosden. Esq. #fbpe 3.5%
@g_gosde

“I’m against globalist power. The UN should not have a lot of power. Who voted for them? I didn’t vote for them. We want power to the people! Maximum power to the individual.”

Who the fuck voted for Elon Musk?

Uhh, I Can Think Of About 1,003 Things That Could Apply To At The Moment – Could You Be A Little More Specific?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

This is not going to end well