1. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES INTRODUCTIONS
1. What the Heck Do You Know? About the McDruhitmumpf Administration
2. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES LEADERS
2. Any Shelter in a Tweepstorm
3. Chaos President Against Diplomacy
4. The Five Minute Presidential Manager
5. Chaos President Against the World
6. Did You Mistake the President for a Boy Scout?
7. The Truth, The Sh*thole Truth, And Nothing But The Truth
8. A Hundred Million Over Par for the Course
9. It’s a Chaos President vs Chaos Adviser Grudge Match!
3. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES GOVERNMENTS
10. Flushing the Fen Just Moved the Creatures to the Sewers
11. How Can You Tell if The Invisible Man Has Left the Building?
12. The Incredible Shrinking Men
13. Virginois is for Lovers Again
14. You Should Spend Some Time in Vesampucceri – It’s a Real Education!
15. The Competition is Fierce…For an Honour Nobody Wants
16. Tweep at Leisure, Repent IN HELL!
17. #nothimtoo
18. Oh, Say, Can You CDC?
19. Hope Springs (A Leak) Eternal
20. You Have Clearance For Crash and Burn
21. The Return of the Most Intimidating ‘Stache on the Planetbr />
22. His Dark Cabinet Materials
4. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES POLICIES
23. Monkeys Are People, Too, You Speciesist!
24. A Handmaid’s Tale Told By an Idiot
25. Ask a Doctor About the Coverage Story
26. The Reduhblican Response to the Madman Who Amassed an Arsenal of Weapons and Used it To Kill 50 People And Wound 500 More In Las Vegas
27. The Screech Heard Round the World
28. That Was the Weak That Was
29. Funds, Funds, Funds Til Our Ronny Takes Entitlements Away
30. Infrastructure on Parade
31. Not One For the Time Capsule
5. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES SCANDALS
32. Ask the Tech Answer Guy About Collision…Collation…Collander Delusion – People Working Together Illegally
33. Mares Eat Dossiers
And, Does Eat Dossiers
And, Lambs Eat Poison Ivy
34. The Devil is in the Douchenozzlosphere
35. We Hang on His Every Gastric Utterance
36. Where There’s Smoke, There’s No Gun
37. Farcebook Knows What You Did Last Summer
38. Reading the Tea Leaves of Absence
39. The Wait For a Grey House Sex Scandal is Finally Over!
6. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES RESISTANCE
40. Protest – The Next Generation
41. Give a Knee, Support the Cause
42. Belief It Or Not
43. Racial Divide Not Black and White
44. Crisis Actor? What Crisis Actor?
7. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES BIGGER AND BETTER SCANDALS
45. Reduhblicans Becoming Very Comfortable With Their Inner Child Molester
46. The McDruhitmumpf Administration’s Response to Questions About the Fenwick Scandal Algorithm
47. While My Qatar Gently Weeps
48. Special Prosecutors Are So Awesome That Every Politician Should Have One!
49. Hyde in Plain Sight
50. Pompeodayo and Circumstance
51. A Liberal is a Conservative Who Has a Friend Accused of Pedophilia
52. It’s All Greek to Me – Even If It is Latin
53. Stormy Jackdanielsovvem Weather
54. See No Collusion, Hear No Collusion, Speak No – I Think We All See Where This is Headed…
8. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES BETTER AND BIGGER POLICIES
55. Seek and Ye Shall Be Blinded
56. Washburningdington Whitewash
57. Next Week in Jerusalem!
58. Almost Like They   Rehearsed     It       
59. Ask the Biz Whiz Why People Go To Washburningdington
60. Bimono Dreaming: Wish It Was Here
61. Big Swinging Button
62. When Will It Be Time to Pool Our Resources?
63. Just Another Body in the Wall
64. The Tail Wags the Dog…Into the Concrete…Repeatedly
9. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES MONSTERS
65. Journalism 101: If Something is Too Bad to be True…
66. The Silent Squeam
67. Do Ossified Ocelots Oscillate?
68. Disaster Unpreparedness is One of Vesampucceri’s Strengths
69. Carp Per Diem
70. Bad Vibrations
71. Like Rats Flocking to a Sinking Ship
72. Pwn the Odium
73. The President is Wrong? Put Stock in It!
74. The McDruhitmumpf Administration Insubordination Response Algorithm
75. Bluff and Consequences
76. Ending Voter Fraud Requires Conviction
77. The Conversion of the Apostlitician Paul on the Road to Family Guy
78. The Accidental Savant
10. THE SLEEP OF REASON PRODUCES AFTERWORDS
79. It’s the End of the World as We Know It, And I Feel…Like Ordering Takeout