Never eat a meal that entails entrails…
The tattoo artist who loved birds used to tell clients: “This’ll put heron your chest…”
Are royals who never quite make it to the throne “also-reigns?”
I have written many books, and they do not have an epigram of fat…
Beer for bandleaders: Maestroh’s…
When your magic spell isn’t working, you need to check the sorcery code…
True fans of Curly Joe are invariably Never Shempers…
My favourite alcoholic beverage to drink while playing a tile game: Domino Perignon…
My favourite alcoholic beverage to drink while dealing with an unnecessarily hostile person: pinot egregious…
My favourite thriller author who loved his introductions perhaps a little too much: Eric Preambler…
The sheddy cat hoped a nice cup of hairball tea would help…
Which do you prefer to read: kidlight, chicklit or top-lit?
The baseball team’s leading batter was very good, but he was no magician: he couldn’t pull an RBI out of a hat…
When I’m researching vegetables, I like to do a deep endive…
I hate to hear French laughter rire its ugly head…
I was reluctant to read the memo on the gospel singers, but the church “Re: Choired” it…
Could the person willing to believe in anything be considered an “all truist?”
Is a fancy decaf coffee an emulatte?
Texas: Lubbock or Leave It!
Did I start talking to you in Spanish? Sorry I was just having a senor moment…
My favourite author of cozy mysteries featuring marbles: Agate Christie…
Couldn’t Occam’s razor just be part of Occam’s shaving kit?
Men who blame their emotions on their genitals should try to avoid having testy testes…
Brides on the south coast of Spain always have to worry about being left at the Gibraltar…
The Bartender who wanted to alert the waiter that the order of two High West Distillery drinks were ready to be served shouted, “Rye’s up! Rye’s up!”
The ancient Muse of poetry may not have looked so tough, but she was ready to go Erato to toe with any of her sisters!
When a Black actor was cast in a live-action version of a classic cartoon about a Mountie, did he wear a Dudley Dorag?
Adrianus will never tell you what beer he prefers, because the Dutch don’t kiss and Amstel…
When you’re two blocks away from the restaurant that underseasons its food, do you make a 50 yard dash of salt?
If you prefer pasta to seafood, you must believe that the penne is mightier than the swordfish…
In Newfoundland, dancers are told to: “Ballet up to the barre, boys!”
When Farage actually wins a seat in Parliament, Britain will know that the end is Nigel…
Liev took Aleve to stay alive…
If you’re willing to do me a favour in return for calamari, I guess we have agreed to a squid pro quo…
The beer looked at the special bottle of alcohol next to it and muttered, “Well, ain’t that Marnier grand‽”
I’m not a big fan of jokes about eyes they tend to be cornea…
The believer in Jamaican mysticism who had amnesia was a tabula rasta…
When you hear insults flying at the New York Stock Exchange, you might be on the tirading floor…
Not everybody in France is happy with global warming, but Somme like it hot…
Actor James was a temperamental perfectionist who often subjected others on set to the wrath of Caan…
People who rescue my poor attempts at cooking a meal are supper heroes…
For the person who enjoys taking others to task for their imperfections, the mistakes people make are scold comfort…
You say you have 100,000 listeners but your friend only has 10,000? I guess the two of you belong to different podcastes…
Beware homeowners who rent out their property who call it an AirBRB…
Cat lovers are always ready to make a beeline for the feline…
As a game show, Squid Games‘ underlying philosophy is: ordeal or no deal…
The jester said to the knight: “Surely, you joust!”
My favourite gelatin-like substance made from red seaweed/cartoon Viking: Agar the Horrible…
The employee who was caught using the photocopier without authorization was forced to use an atoner cartridge…
Ghosts who roam the earth thinking they’re still alive should really wake up and smell the coffin…
Covers Are Not Hover Lovers
