It Started In Prehistoric Times With The Invention Of The Wheel And Has Gone Downhill Ever Since…
“B.C, looks for answers in wake of deadly heat emergency
Hundreds died, while some waited hours for an ambulance. How did system break down?”
– Toronto Star
Isn’t The Whole Point Of Being A Strongman To Deny People Choice?
[Smacks Forehead] So THAT’S What I’ve Been Doing Wrong!
“Strongman – or just the people’s choice?”
– Toronto Star
Schrodinger’s Investment Portfolio
“Two identical ETFs. Two different returns. Hunh?”
– Globe and Mail
You Can Pay One Way, Or…
“Should taxpayers pay for banned assault-style rifles?”
– Toronto Star
Ask The Dead Cat
“Is there a bounce-back when you’re in free fall?”
– Toronto Star
You’d Need Triple The Dose – They Do Everything Bigger In New York
“Think your AstraZeneca vaccination counts in N.Y.?”
– Toronto Star
Please, Sir, May I Have Some Less?
“More misery, anyone?”
– Toronto Sun
I May Be Going Out On A Limb, Here, But I Would Say…People Who Are Not Well?
“Who is using Ontario’s temporary paid sick days – and why?”
– Toronto Star
Plan For The Time After And Hope Reality Meets Us Halfway
“How can we be better prepared next time?”
– Toronto Star
A Three, A Seven and a Jack – Fold! Fold! Fold!
“What’s the deal here?”
– Toronto Star
Whenever I’m Asked Questions Like This, I Always Answer WWDD (What Would Dora Do?)
“Are you ready to explore the world again?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Biden Can’t Convince Manchin To Try The Nachos In The Senate Cafeteria, And They Are A Damn Fine Mexican Dish!
“Can Biden convince Manchin to take on GOP?”
– Toronto Star
Count Calories
“How can you protect yourself from inflation?”
– Toronto Star
Ask A Buddhist Monk
“I’m different. How can I find someone similar?”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, Rolling Your Own Not An Option
“Chaos of second dose rollout got you down?”
– Toronto Star
Black
“How should we mark Canada Day this year?”
– Toronto Star
Blame The Squad
“How Did a Socialist Triumph in Buffalo?”
– New York Times
It’s Just Like A Stephen King Novel (If Stephen King Had Been Canadian)
“Has this family’s ’67 Charger jinxed the Leafs?”
– Toronto Star
I Would Have Given A Comprehensive Answer To This Question On My Web Site – Unfortunately, The Chinese Government Shut It Down…
“Should you be cautious investing in China?”
– Toronto Star
“Feel The Burn” Isn’t A Great Idea In This Context…
“If it’s cloudy, I don’t need sunscreen, right?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Marry Their Sister
“How can I best help my friend with family issues?”
– Toronto Star
Given The Province’s Love Of Subways, You Just Try To Derail Them!
“Can Ontario’s transit plans stay on track?”
– Toronto Star
Oranges Are Not Supposed To Be Purple, If By Definition If Nothing Else
Somebody Has Obviously Been Having A Little Too Much Fun With Filters…
“What’s wrong with this picture?”
– Toronto Sun
Sounds Like Tuesday, Actually
Can I Help It If I Love What I Do?
“Less work, more play sound good to you?”
– Toronto Star
At The Business End Of The Bat Signal
“When everyone is flawed, where do we find heroes?”
– Toronto Star
I’ve Been Asking That For Decades! They’re Just Exercises In Nationalist Jingois – Oh, You Mean Because Of The Pandemic, Don’t You?
“Why are the Olympics happening at all?”
– Toronto Star
The Head Will Have To Be Buried, Of Course…
“What lies ahead after assassination?”
– Toronto Star
Yeah, But I Don’t Want It From A Hidden Pocket In Your Trenchcoat – Eww!
“Need a new street name?”
– Toronto Star
Don’t You Just Hate People Who Answer A Question With A Question?
And Don’t You Dare Ask, “Why Would I?”!
“Are we ready for consequences of climate change?”
– Toronto Star
“Where can I buy sandbags for climate change renos?”
– Toronto Star
Stay Indoors
“How do I reduce plastic in my sun-protection routine?”
– Globe and Mail
If Its Bent On Going Drinking On The Weekend, There’s Not Much The Province Can Do To Stop It
“Is Ontario protecting integrity of its electricity supply?”
– Toronto Star
Enjoy The Fireworks
“The meaning of Canada Day keeps evolving
What message do celebrations send to our Indigenous brothers and sisters grieving from horrors of nation’s past?”
– Toronto Star