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As For The Littlest Headline Who Didn’t Even Know How To Ask a Question…

Oh, Yeah – Business Definitely Has Me Beat


“Are you on the business beat?”

Globe and Mail


They’ll Have To Decorate With Roses?


“Bougainville votes to leave Papua New Guinea. Now what?”

Toronto Star


IF THEY KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM, THEY DO!


“Do Authoritarian Voters Exist?

New York Times


It Depends How Afraid You Are. Canned Goods And Shotguns Are An Investment That Will Never Let You Down


“I’m afraid of a market collapse. Should I go completely into cash?”

Globe and Mail


It’s Only Been Thirty-seven Seconds, But They’ve Been Okay


“How’s that minority government working out?”

Toronto Star


Is That The Setup Of A Joke At Yuk Yuks?
Because There Is No Way That It Can End Well


“With Scheer’s exit, will the Tories get serious about climate change?”

Globe and Mail


Robots Will Traumatize Toddlers By Putting Diapers On Their Heads


“How will AI technologies affect child development?”

Globe and Mail


January 22, 2023 Seems As Good A Time As Any


“When does the decade begin?”

Toronto Star


Only Its Board Of Directors Knows For Sure…


“Nestle at Crossroad: Can It Be Virtuous and Profitable?”

New York Times


What Happens In Headlines Stays In Headlines


“What happened to the body of Stella Vanzant?”

Globe and Mail

“What happened to nomination contests for local candidates?”


Globe and Mail

“What happens to millennials in retirement if they never buy a home?”


– Globe and Mail

“What happens when a wedding influencer’s marriage falls apart?”


Globe and Mail

“What will happen if we don’t nurture the next generation of scientists?”


Globe and Mail


Only To Lawmakers Who Were Traumatized As Toddlers By AI Nannies


“Fed use of AI a human rights breach?”

Toronto Sun


It Depends What Colour The Punch Buggy Was


“Is it time to jump on board with buybacks?”

Globe and Mail


They Pretend YOU’RE The Nigerian Prince And Try To Convince You To Send Money To Them


New twist in scam calls?

Toronto Sun


Drive Your Recyclables To The Local Plant In Your Hummer And Hope For The Best


“A faith-based Conservative climate plan?”

Globe and Mail


No, But They Can Achieve Coke Zero By The Next Trip To The Corner Store


“Can city reach net zero by 2050?”

Toronto Star


Try To Find A Way To Save It?


“Increasingly, we understand that press freedom matters. Now what?”

Globe and Mail


Not Knowing What Unites Canadians Has Worked For The Last Few Decades…


“2020 (di)vision
If the next year of our politics is marked by a search for unity, we should ask: Is there anything that unites Canadians?”

Toronto Star


Read The Book Travel Like a Chipmunk


“How can I avoid checking a bag – but still have everything I want?”

Globe and Mail


And Me All Flush!


Royal pair headed here?

Toronto Sun


It’s A Small Can Of Soda; Get As Much Out Of It As You Can


“Is it rude to challenge my share of the tab?”

Globe and Mail


Yes, Although Not Drinking With Enemies Might Be More Important To Your Survival


“Should I abstain from alcohol among friends?”

Toronto Star


The Election’s Answer: Who Cares?


“The election’s question: Who is the real Justin Trudeau?”

Globe and Mail


It’s…On The Inside Where It Belongs?


“What do you know about your spooky skeleton?”

Toronto Star


A Three-legged Chiropodist On A Mission


“WHAT AM I?”

Globe and Mail


Back In The 1960s, Of Course


“Where is the next generation of 1960s-style prophets?”

Toronto Star


Only If They Light Drummers On Fire
The First Lead Guitarist Who Burns, They’re Toast


“Mini-drone use on the rise to light up concerts, but are the devices here to stay?”

Globe and Mail


If We Did, We Would Have To Redefine What Art Was


“Must we delete all art that may offend someone?”

Toronto Star


Yes – As Long As It Happened In The Nineteenth Century


“Are Canadians ready to confront racism?”

Globe and Mail


If You’re Texting This While Sitting Across The Dinner Table From Them?
Oh, Yeah
Wrong On So Many Levels


“Am I wrong to seek a new partner?”

Toronto Star


As Long As Nobody Has Revoked Its Creative Licence


“Can Ontario drive Canada’s labour market again in 2020?”

Globe and Mail


It’s Edsels For The Ontario Government All The Way Down


“Can Ford learn from mistakes?”

Toronto Star


Impeachment Crisis? What Impeachment Crisis?


“Is Soleimani’s assassination meant to distract from Trump’s impeachment crisis?”

Globe and Mail


Ask Maria


“How do you solve a problem like the Manulife?”

Toronto Star


Of Course – It Has Spyware On All The Computers In The Country


“Hong Kong Voted. Is Beijing Listening?”

New York Times


The Men’s Bathroom


“What place does cannabis have at this year’s holiday work party?”

Globe and Mail


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