Oh, Yeah – Business Definitely Has Me Beat
“Are you on the business beat?”
– Globe and Mail
They’ll Have To Decorate With Roses?
“Bougainville votes to leave Papua New Guinea. Now what?”
– Toronto Star
IF THEY KNOW WHAT’S GOOD FOR THEM, THEY DO!
“Do Authoritarian Voters Exist?
– New York Times
It Depends How Afraid You Are. Canned Goods And Shotguns Are An Investment That Will Never Let You Down
“I’m afraid of a market collapse. Should I go completely into cash?”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Only Been Thirty-seven Seconds, But They’ve Been Okay
“How’s that minority government working out?”
– Toronto Star
Is That The Setup Of A Joke At Yuk Yuks?
Because There Is No Way That It Can End Well
“With Scheer’s exit, will the Tories get serious about climate change?”
– Globe and Mail
Robots Will Traumatize Toddlers By Putting Diapers On Their Heads
“How will AI technologies affect child development?”
– Globe and Mail
January 22, 2023 Seems As Good A Time As Any
“When does the decade begin?”
– Toronto Star
Only Its Board Of Directors Knows For Sure…
“Nestle at Crossroad: Can It Be Virtuous and Profitable?”
– New York Times
What Happens In Headlines Stays In Headlines
“What happened to the body of Stella Vanzant?”
– Globe and Mail
“What happened to nomination contests for local candidates?”
– Globe and Mail
“What happens to millennials in retirement if they never buy a home?”
– Globe and Mail
“What happens when a wedding influencer’s marriage falls apart?”
– Globe and Mail
“What will happen if we don’t nurture the next generation of scientists?”
– Globe and Mail
Only To Lawmakers Who Were Traumatized As Toddlers By AI Nannies
“Fed use of AI a human rights breach?”
– Toronto Sun
It Depends What Colour The Punch Buggy Was
“Is it time to jump on board with buybacks?”
– Globe and Mail
They Pretend YOU’RE The Nigerian Prince And Try To Convince You To Send Money To Them
“New twist in scam calls?”
– Toronto Sun
Drive Your Recyclables To The Local Plant In Your Hummer And Hope For The Best
“A faith-based Conservative climate plan?”
– Globe and Mail
No, But They Can Achieve Coke Zero By The Next Trip To The Corner Store
“Can city reach net zero by 2050?”
– Toronto Star
Try To Find A Way To Save It?
“Increasingly, we understand that press freedom matters. Now what?”
– Globe and Mail
Not Knowing What Unites Canadians Has Worked For The Last Few Decades…
“2020 (di)vision
If the next year of our politics is marked by a search for unity, we should ask: Is there anything that unites Canadians?”
– Toronto Star
Read The Book Travel Like a Chipmunk
“How can I avoid checking a bag – but still have everything I want?”
– Globe and Mail
And Me All Flush!
“Royal pair headed here?”
– Toronto Sun
It’s A Small Can Of Soda; Get As Much Out Of It As You Can
“Is it rude to challenge my share of the tab?”
– Globe and Mail
Yes, Although Not Drinking With Enemies Might Be More Important To Your Survival
“Should I abstain from alcohol among friends?”
– Toronto Star
The Election’s Answer: Who Cares?
“The election’s question: Who is the real Justin Trudeau?”
– Globe and Mail
It’s…On The Inside Where It Belongs?
“What do you know about your spooky skeleton?”
– Toronto Star
A Three-legged Chiropodist On A Mission
“WHAT AM I?”
– Globe and Mail
Back In The 1960s, Of Course
“Where is the next generation of 1960s-style prophets?”
– Toronto Star
Only If They Light Drummers On Fire
The First Lead Guitarist Who Burns, They’re Toast
“Mini-drone use on the rise to light up concerts, but are the devices here to stay?”
– Globe and Mail
If We Did, We Would Have To Redefine What Art Was
“Must we delete all art that may offend someone?”
– Toronto Star
Yes – As Long As It Happened In The Nineteenth Century
“Are Canadians ready to confront racism?”
– Globe and Mail
If You’re Texting This While Sitting Across The Dinner Table From Them?
Oh, Yeah
Wrong On So Many Levels
“Am I wrong to seek a new partner?”
– Toronto Star
As Long As Nobody Has Revoked Its Creative Licence
“Can Ontario drive Canada’s labour market again in 2020?”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Edsels For The Ontario Government All The Way Down
“Can Ford learn from mistakes?”
– Toronto Star
Impeachment Crisis? What Impeachment Crisis?
“Is Soleimani’s assassination meant to distract from Trump’s impeachment crisis?”
– Globe and Mail
Ask Maria
“How do you solve a problem like the Manulife?”
– Toronto Star
Of Course – It Has Spyware On All The Computers In The Country
“Hong Kong Voted. Is Beijing Listening?”
– New York Times
The Men’s Bathroom
“What place does cannabis have at this year’s holiday work party?”
– Globe and Mail