Facts Come In Three Flavours: True, Alternate And Ooow Wooo Aaaah Gurble Gurble!
“Everyone’s entitled to their facts. Or are they?”
– Toronto Star
An Exorcist With A Great Slap Shot Who Isn’t Afraid To Mix It Up In The Corners
“What will it take to break Ballard Curse?”
– Toronto Star
It Sure Wasn’t Created To Fight Erectile Dysfunction!
“Will Sovereignty Act be used to fight fed’s plan?”
– Toronto Star
How Much It Will Add To Elon Musk’s Fortune
“Buy an electric car
They’re pricey to purchase, but cheap to run. What factors should you consider?”
– Toronto Star
What Happens In The Hospital Stays In The Hospital Morgue
“Will China be more transparent about coronavirus than it was for SARS?”
– Globe and Mail
I Don’t Have A Choice
That’s Kind of The Point
“Is that money worth the strings it comes with?”
– Toronto Star
Move To The United States And Run For The House Of Representatives As A Republican
“What’s the best way to handle aggressive debt collectors?”
– Toronto Star
No: The Governor Of The Bank Of Canada Likes To Keep Busy, But He Doesn’t Have A Lot Of Toys To Play With
“Will easing inflation halt rate hikes?”
– Toronto Star
It’s Got To Cost Somebody More
That’s Kind of The Point
“Will private clinics cost taxpayers more?”
– Toronto Star
When Everybody Is Dead
That’s Kind Of The Point
“When will Russia’s genocidal war end?”
– Toronto Star
ChatGPT Says: “No. AI Written Papers Are Not Cheating. But What Does Your Wife Think? Ha Ha. Pwned You, Hater!”
We…We Probably Shouldn’t Have Prompted It To Reply In The Voice Of Elon Musk
“Are AI written papers cheating?”
– Toronto Star
I Can’t Say…
No, Seriously, The NDA I Signed When I Entered Into My Ridiculously Lucrative Contract
Forbids Me From Saying
“Why do we let the rich get away with tax dodges?”
– Toronto Star
Not When I Do It
You, On The Other Hand…
“In foreign policy, does hypocrisy matter?”
– Toronto Star
The Elephant In The Room Got In The Way
“‘Why didn’t we see this coming?'”
– Toronto Star
Anything Would Be An Improvement On Sydney Ancient!
“Can Sydney Modern Alter How Australia Sees Culture?”
– New York Times
Yes: Eating When Mouth Is Closed Could Reduce Caloric Intake
“When it comes to eating, does timing matter?”
– Toronto Star
Gone To Speculation, Every One
“Where have all the starter homes gone?”
– Toronto Star
No: We’re Trying To Keep It Away From The People Who Live In The End Zone
“Are we tackling poverty to bring about change?”
– Toronto Star
Stay Tuned………………………………………………………………………
“Cursive is dead. Can the signature be far behind?
Parents have been complaining for years that kids today can’t write their signatures. There are valid nostalgic and cognitive reasons for learning how. But after pandemic-era transactions forced people to adopt e-signing technology, could the idea of physically signing on the dotted line be a thing of the past?”
– Toronto Star
You Don’t Think Pissing Off The Americans Would Constitute A Real Problem?
Are You On Crack? (Speaking Of Real Problems…)
“Why spend billions on fighters when we have real problems?”
– Toronto Star
Because Our Justice System No Longer Employs Firing Squads
“Why do we let homeless people freeze to death?”
– Toronto Star
I Prefer Drinking Through My Mouth, But Everybody’s Allowed Their Method Of Imbibation In A Democracy
“Beer’s OK, but at your seat?”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Care As Long As I’m Not One Of The Ones In Front Of It!
“Who’s behind the hate?”
– Toronto Star
Judicious Use Of A Weed Whacker
“How to detach from clingy neighbour?”
– Toronto Star
When You Get To The Hop
“When Does Life Begin?”
– New York Times
That’s What Blackwater Xi and Facebook Meta Seem To Think
“Change the name, stop the stigma?”
– Toronto Star
How About We ‘Produce Canadian’ First?
“How about we ‘Buy Canadian’?
– Toronto Star
It Depends On If You’re The Species That Has To Walk It
“Finally, a climate change plank
But, after six years of waiting for it, does Ottawa’s plan go far enough?”
– Toronto Star
Wouldn’t You Like To Know?
“What’s so secret about mailouts?”
– Toronto Star
Only in David Cronenberg’s Imagination
Ewwaugh – I Get Shivers Just Thinking About It!
“Should iPads and Macs merge?”
– Toronto Star