Wait – Does He Belong To Hamas? I Thought Hamas Was Responsible For –
Good Thing I Have Fox News To Set Me Straight – Things Sure Are Getting Complicated!
“Ben-Gvir boasts of blocking Gaza hostage deal ‘time and time again'”
– Jerusalem Post
Because If Pierre Poilievre Becomes The Next Prime Minister, Diversity Will Be Outlawed
“Why not trade with more countries?
U.S. tariff threat has Canadian leaders looking to diversify”
– Toronto Star
The Premiers Can Be On The Same Stage Without Pulling Shivs On Each Other
“Diplomacy is working, Canadian officials say”
– Toronto Star
South
“A look at where Tories want to take Canada”
– Toronto Star
For Instance: Israel Stopped Harassing Palestinians And Went Full-on Genocidal
We Didn’t Say The Transformation Was For The Better…
“October 7 Attacks Transformed the Middle East”
– New York Times
But What If I WANT To Repeat It?
“There’s no substitute for actually studying history”
– Toronto Star
Can I Ignore Him Sitting Down?
If I Can, I’d Rather Take That Option…
“Canadians must stand up to Trump”
– Toronto Star
“Hey, neighbour, ignore the bully!”
– Toronto Star
Trump: “They’ll Come Crawling Back To Us. You’ll See. It’s Not Like They Can Sell Their Crappy Steel Somewhere Else!”
“Canada, Mexico steelmakers refuse new U.S. orders
Stelco has been telling U.S.-based consumers it is pausing sales quotes”
– Bloomberg News
Shh! Not So Loud! You Don’t Want To Get The Attention Of –
Oh, Shit! The Developers Have Noticed! Here A Herd Of Them Come!
It Was A Nice Idea While It Lasted…
“Old City Hall could become the soul of the city”
– Toronto Star
Apparently, “Day One” Has A Different Meaning In MAGAtville Than It Does In The Real World
“U.S. egg prices hit $4.95 and climbing
Americans beginning to avoid staple over high cost”
– Toronto Star
There Might Be As Much As Three Acres Left By The Time They’re Elected
“Next premier must protect Greenbelt”
– Toronto Star
Trump? Never Heard Of Him. Is He A Used Handkerchief Salesman Or Something?
No, This Is My Policy Because It’s The Right Thing To Do
“Freeland, Gould vow defence spending
Candidates outline plans to hit NATO target of 2% of GDP by 2027, 3 years earlier than Carney”
– Toronto Star
Politely, As Is The Canadian Way
“We need to hold onto our rage”
– Toronto Star
A Handful Of Water Farmers Pushing A Radical Agenda
“Having a Thirst For Raw Water”
– New York Times
I’m Really Confident You Don’t Deserve My Vote
But Feel Free To Keep Waving That Football Around
“Ford is ‘really confident’ LRT will open this year
Metrolinx says testing, commissioning is underway for Eglinton Crosstown line”
– Toronto Star
The Littlest Hobo?
“Canadians are realizing what it is that unites us”
– Toronto Star
The Littlest Hobo Can’t Be Expected To Protect Itself!
“A united Team Canada is crucial”
– Toronto Star
They Could Always Blockade The Border
That Usually Achieves…Something…
“Truckers say industry in precarious position
U.S. tariffs could be ‘final nail in the coffin’ for fleets, expert says”
– Toronto Star
Foodie Believes It Will Be Tastier That Way
Nine Out Of Ten Raccoons Would Beg To Differ
(Fred Always Spoils Things!)
“Her Goal: Keep Food Out of the Garbage”
– New York Times
But How Are We Supposed To Remember The Old Promises When He’s Busy Making New Ones?
“Ford should focus on fulfilling the promises he made”
– Toronto Star
You Think He Read The Entrails Of A Dead Squirrel (Run Over At Queen’s Park Circle) To Determine The Date?
Naah – The Sun Coming Up Is Just As Good An Explanation As Any
“Trump threats spark early election”
– Toronto Star
The Low Information Base Is A Gift That Keeps On Giving
“Post-secondary funding crisis isn’t a big issue to Ford or voters”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad We’re Getting More Bloor Ones
“Toronto needs more Kensington Markets”
– Toronto Star
Especially If The Novel Is Lord of the Flies
“My business students must read a novel
What better way to prepare them for navigating the muddied terrain of the future workplaces”
– Toronto Star
Naturally, We Chose Him To Review It
“He Hates Bob Dylan.
He Hated The Biopic”
– New York Times
Be Grateful That It’s Just A Flower
The Last Thing You Want Is For It To Stop And Smell You!
“AUSTRALIA
Stop and smell a corpse flower”
– Toronto Star