Did We Slip Into A Science Fiction Future AND NOBODY TOLD ME‽
“UFOs exist. Aliens? Maybe. Who’s going to tell us the truth?”
– Toronto Star
“Is AI the future of literature or its greatest threat?”
– Toronto Star
Our House Is Built Of The Best Straw Money Can Buy
“Trump’s huffing and puffing is no threat”
– Toronto Star
Schenectady?
“To fight antisemitism, first grasp where it comes from”
– The Economist
Lead US Negotiator Lucille “Lucy” Van Pelt Assured Him The Deal Was Near
“IRAN WAR
Trump says deal to be signed Sunday”
– Toronto Star
You’re A Singer, I’ve Got A Barn, Let’s Put On A New Subway Line!
“Infrastructure rarely lands on time or budget. Let’s change that”
– Toronto Star
They Will Use Only The Most Moral Torture Techniques
“Israel Wants to Build the Most Moral Concentration Camp in the World”
– Haaretz
Naah, It’s Not Dead. It’s Restin’. Beautiful Plumage. By Versace.
“Is the fashion haul dead?
Once the internet’s favourite form of aspirational excess, haul videos are going out of style, Sadaf Ahsan writes”
– Globe and Mail
That’s One Way Of Dealing With Undocumented Migrant Farmers, I Suppose
Drastic, But Effective
“PARTNER CONTENT
Food microbiologist is helping shape future of hands-free farming
Fully automated greenhouse in King City grows 12,000 pounds of lettuce per day”
– Toronto Star
I Feel Like This Is A False Choice
Has Anybody Considered Turning It Into Public Art?
“Burn our garbage or bury it?
City’s looming trash crisis forces a tough choice”
– Toronto Star
“Canada Needs A Robust Oil Industry But With An Ecological Agenda”
Do You Hear How Ridiculous That Sounds In The Current Political Climate?
“Canada needs a robust military but with a peace agenda”
– Toronto Star
Too Much Nature
“How a Nature Cruise Became a Nightmare”
– New York Times
Canada Needs To Ask Israel For Hasbara Advice
“INDIGENOUS PEOPLES
Tribunal accuses Canada of Genocide
International experts say residential schools, forced sterilization were crimes against humanity”
– Toronto Star
I Would Hope Not After The Participants Have Just Ingested Magic Mushrooms
Journalism Has To Have SOME Standards!
“Does it matter how news interviews are conducted?”
– Globe and Mail
Is This A Story That Ends, “You Knew What I Was Before You Entered The Water?”
I Hate Stories With A Message!
“When humans swim with killer whales”
– Toronto Star
They Didn’t Do Much For The People, Either!
“Activities may be disruptive to whales”
– Toronto Star
Too Bad There’s No Anti-tourist Spray You Can Use To Get Rid Of Them
“‘Australia’s Pretties Street,’ Invaded”
– New York Times
You May Laugh, But They’ve Predicted Nine Of The Last Five Economic Downturns
“Colour theory
Press-on and bare manicures, also known as ‘recession nails’, are trending, Lesa Hannah reports”
– Globe and Mail
To Be Fair, Premier Ford Had To Give All The Toronto City Councillors He Fired SOMETHING To Do
“Supersized cabinet needs major surgery”
– Toronto Star
But We Agreed Not To Talk About The Budget
“Quirky figures are what gives this city its flair”
– Toronto Star
That’s Close To How I Feel About FIFA It’s Only Off By A Couple Of Letters…
“KICKOFF”
– Toronto Star
Somehow, I Feel Like People Remaining Alive In Gaza Have A Different Simple Answer To The Question
“Are we living through a catastrophe?
Those who chose to either flee or remain in Nazi Germany or occupied France reveal the simple answer: We can never really know for sure, Jane Rogoyska writes
– Globe and Mail
It’s Nothing To Worry About: Unicultures In Nature Always Thrive
“Alberta pension manager lays off 19
Job cuts include head of AIMCo’s diversity initiatives”
– Toronto Star
“Many of Canada’s biggest companies aren’t tracking work-force diversity data”
– Globe and Mail
“Asset manager shutters gender diversity fund due to lack of investor interest”
– Globe and Mail
“McDonald’s ends some diversity programs”
– Toronto Star
Thank You! Indigenous People Have Been Saying This For Years! Until The White Settler Colonialists Admi
Oh, Wait, You’re Using The Phrase To Deny The Possibility Of Unmarked Graves Near A Former Residential School In BC, Aren’t You?
“There is no reconciliation without truth”
– Globe and Mail
You Don’t Get It? What Do You Mean, You Don’t Okay. Look. It’s Like…New York Being Attacked By Aliens, But With No Avengers To Save It. Aaah Comprehension Dawns!
“Lebanon Is Fed Up, Ready to Remake Itself
Caught in the rubble of an epic battle, not of its own making.”
– New York Times

