They Share A Love Of Muscle Cars And Kajagoogoo
…Why? What Have You Heard?
Jeremy Appel
@JeremyAppel1025
Why is @AlbertaNDP leader @nenshi meeting with the Israeli ambassador to Canada?
“Lindsey Was The Best Organ Grinder’s Monkey I Ever Met. He Really Knew How To Dance…”
And Given The People Trump Has Around Him, This Is High…Something, Indeed
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
WELKER: Iran says the
@@ Strait of Hormuz is closed. CENTCOM says it’s open. Which is it?
TRUMP: It’s open, and I don’t want to talk about because I want to honor the life of Lindsey Graham, so I don’t want to talk about it. I told you that before the call.
With Such Charming Neighbours, Hard To Understand Why Canadians Don’t Want To Be The 51st State
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson
Fox & Friends: “You never hear about the Canadian dream.”
– “Wait 30 days for a medical appointment. That’s what the Canadian dream is.”
Blumenthal: Do You Think We’re So Stupid We Don’t Know The Meaning Of Words?
Blanche: Is That A Trick Flibbenfobben?
Acyn
@Acyn
Blumenthal: The judge in Florida referred your misconduct to the bar of New York for potential discipline, including losing your law license.
Blanche: She didn’t refer me. She just asked that a copy of the order be provided to the New York bar.
Those Lessons In Modern Warfare From Benjamin Netanyahu Are Really Paying Off!
MintPress News
@MintPressNews
BREAKING: The US Just Bombed Iran’s Ahvaz Children’s Hospital
Fears of a civilian massacre
Better To Let Me Stay In Office Til I Croak And Save Them The Embarrassment
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Trump: I mean it’s unfair because you know whoever the next president is is gonna be sitting up here someday saying, “What a great job I did. What a great job. I did the greatest job,” and I’ll be home saying “That son of a…”
Are You Serious About The Question? Because I Suspect You Won’t Be Serious About The Answer
Acyn
@Acyn
Levin: Would you rather see a doctor and get surgery in our country or Socialist Canada or Britain?
Because She’s Highly Qualified To…To…To…Umm…Well…At Least She Isn’t Nancy Mace!
Acyn
@Acyn
South Carolina Gov. Henry McMaster announces that he will appoint Darline Graham Nordone, the sister of the late Lindsey Graham, to take her brother’s place in the Senate.
Italian Authorities Are Antisemitic
Jvnior
@Jvnior
BREAKING: Italian authorities just
seized 216 kilograms of drugs from an
Israeli arriving from Tel Aviv in Rome.
He is demanding to be deported to Israel.
Only Consultants Who Want Dems To, You Know, Win & Stuff
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
I know consultants tell Dems to only talk about affordability but it seems like you ought to be able to get voters to care about elementary schools being bombed & people being shot in the streets as Trump pardons thieves, drug dealers & violent criminals while grifting billions.
This Can’t Be True!
(Bots Would Be Cheaper)
Ron Filipkowski
@RonFilipkowski
New article details how Trump’s former campaign consultant Brad Parscale is running an Israeli influence op in the US where a group of right-wing influencers are being paid to push pro-Israel content on social media.
But, Mike, Mocking You Is No Fun IF YOU GIVE US YOUR PERMISSION!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Q: The ICE agents who killed a person in Maine yesterday were reportedly not using body cameras. That’s despite DHS officials coming to Congress and repeatedly saying they want to expand body cam usage. Does there need to be accountability?
MIKE JOHNSON: Uh, I don’t know anything about this event. I was a little busy yesterday. You guys can mock me for not knowing that. I worked about 22 hours.
Susan Collins Makes My Head Hurt
Sen. Susan Collins
@SenatorCollins
The shooting in Biddeford requires a full and impartial investigation of what happened. It is my understanding that the Biddeford police have secured the site and that the FBI is investigating.
Supreme Court Justice Samuel Alito Cracks His Knuckles And Says, “Hold My Beer…”
The Green Dragon Tavern
@greendragonhq
JUDGE KATHLEEN WILLIAMS DROPS A BOMBSHELL:
Federal Judge Kathleen Williams has referred key Trump lawyers – including Acting AG Todd Blanche – to state bar authorities for disciplinary action in the IRS settlement scandal.
In a scathing ruling, she found the $10B lawsuit was filed for an “improper purpose”: a collusive, bad-faith scheme lacking real adversity between parties. It was designed to rubber-stamp audit immunity for Trump and allies plus a $1.8B taxpayer-funded “anti-weaponization” fund.
Self-dealing that abused the courts.
You Forgot The Part Where He Was Threatened By Aliens With Assault Rifles
Eyal Yakoby
@Eyakoby
Imagine being a foreign politician traveling to America, attempting to enter Area 51, and then claiming you were detained for simply not being allowed in.
That is what Ro Khanna did.
Q: What The Hell Kind Of An Answer Was That‽
Gavin Newsom: Yes.
Clash Report
@clashreport
Q: Yes or no, do you consider Israel an apartheid state?
Gavin Newsom: I said that was directional as it relates to what Friedman was arguing about the West, the annexation of the West Bank, so no.
But in the context of his pursuit and the hard and the far right, I align with that concern and that thinking that was expressed very pointedly by Friedman.
Compliance Is Freedom – Where Have I Heard That Before?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Mike Johnson: “Even the journalists who don’t agree with our policies all the time – you better agree on these principles. Because that’s what keeps you free.”
Which The Military Is Not Allowed To Do
Joseph McCarthy Must Be Sad That He Was Born Too Soon
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Mike Johnson: “You heard the president talk about how he wants to effectively double the funding for national defense. Look, we live in dangerous times. We’re fighting communism on our own shores.”
The President Can Console Himself With The Two Billion Dollars He Made In 2025 –
Wait – Dinesh? Dinesh D’Souza? Is That Really You? I Could Have Sworn You Died Years Ago!
Dinesh D’Souza
@DineshDSouza
Despite barely any media coverage, @POTUS has consistently donated his entire $400,000 annual presidential salary. Trump deserves credit for this.