A Few of My Favourite Things will live forever!
1. My favourite Beatles song about joint sealant: “Twist and Grout…”
2. My favourite George Clooney film about smooth criminals in Middle Earth: Ocean’s Elven…
3. My favourite John Irving novel about trail mix: The World According to Gorp…
4. My favourite naïve golden age actor: Jejune Allyson…
5. My favourite messed up South African playwright: Athol FUBAR…
6. My favourite comedienne/psychological condition: Amy Bipoehler…
7. My favourite adult establishment/Russian author: Whisky a Gogol…
8. My favourite Groucho Marx character/Web browser: Rufus T. Firefox…
9. My favourite magician’s cry/computer game: Simsalabim City…
10. My favourite killing blow on Fat Tuesday: the coup de Mardis Gras…
11. My favourite high security prison in northern Ontario: Kapuskasing Sing…
12. My favourite photo tint/b movie actress: Sepia Zadora…
13. My favourite TV bigot/skeptic: Archie Debunker…
14. My favourite Toronto landmark named after a Whedonverse actor: Nathan Fillion’s Square…
15. My favourite lair for a far-right American politician: Sanctum Santorum…
16. My favourite card game for boys who lie: Pinochlio…
17. My favourite book about sexy punctuation: The Comma Sutra…
18. My favourite Beatles tribute to a classical composer: “Get Bach…”
19. My favourite Tarantino film about a game of physical and mental skill: Jenga Unchained…
20. My favourite phrase for an unwelcome reader of a literary journal: Persona non Grantha…
21. My favourite William Goldman novel about a Jewish delicacy: The Blintzes Bride…
22. My favourite AC/DC album about artsy t-shirts: Toys in the Batik…
23. My favourite actor/difficult load of apples to carry: Benedict Cumbersomebatch…
24. My favourite bullfighting wrestler turned actor: Toreador Johnson…
25. My favourite medieval Arabic tale about an elephant king: Ali Babar and the 40 Thieves…
26. My favourite puzzle toy with the faces of angels: the cherubiks cube…
27. My favourite TV mystery show with predictable plots: Murder, She Rote…
28. My favourite popular music composer/font option: Jerome Kerning…
29. My favourite era in Chinese science fiction history: the Han Solo Dynasty…
30. My favourite way of acting like a film star: putting on Lew Ayres…
31. My favourite silent comedy trope featuring dogs: the Shar Pei fight…
An embarrassment of a Few of My Favourite Things Month…
1. My favourite religious fast period/Frantics star: Ramadan Redican…
2. My favourite child’s song about germs: “Amoebaa Baa Black Sheep…”
3. My favourite ponderance about whether or not we’ll find Spanish gold: “To be oro, not to be…”
4. My favourite instantaneous communications system for cannibals: Ansible Lecter…
5. My favourite Steve Winwood song on a Spinal Tap album: “Smell the Higher Glove…”
6. My favourite member of the Ramnufid dynasty of rulers in southwestern France/Jethro Tull album: Eleanor of Aqualung…
7. My favourite bullfighting actor: Matador Damon…
8. My favourite Star Trek episode about a fossil group of extinct marine arthropods “The Trouble with Trilobites…”
9. My favourite book about a Persian gem boat: The Ruby Yacht of Omar Khayyam…
10. My favourite fashion model/way of closing down my computer: Carol Control Alt Delete…
11. My favourite movie about the favourite sound system of street toughs: Bose in the Hood…
12. My favourite computer game about collecting seafood into balls: Calamari Damacy…
13. My favourite operatic movie about vampires causing the end times: Twilight of the Gods…
14. My favourite actor/pantry: Ali Larder…
15. My favourite Ozzy Osbourne album/catchphrase from an advertisement for milk: Dairy of a Madman…
16. My favourite workplace catchphrase/dance craze: “Twerking hard, or hardly twerking?”
17. My favourite chocolate order keeping force: the North West Malted Police…
18. My favourite Latin sounding musicians/erotic filmmaker: Herb Alpert and the Tinto Brass…
19. My favourite actor/throat ailment: Meryl Strep…
20. My favourite Lulu ode to a man who lives in a Central European nation: “To Serb With Love…”
21. My favourite The Mamas & The Papas song about a date with an actress: Olivia “Munn Day Monday”…
22. My favourite nonsensical competition with a Norse god: the 100 yard Balder Dash…
23. My favourite Mae West character/Dogpatch character: Diamond Lil Abner…
24. My favourite fire-proof tortilla chips: asbestostitos…
25. My favourite actor/math aid: Jim Abacus…
26. My favourite California city/Spanish painter: San Diego Rivera…
27. My favourite enigmatic writer: Arthur Conundrum Doyle…
28. My favourite Abbott and Costello routine about an alien time traveller: Dr. Who’s on First…
29. My favourite running shoe/celebrity: Nike Minaj…
30. My favourite singer/method of arguing: Katy thrust and Parry…
31. My favourite mathematical proof/Samuel Beckett play: Fermat’s Last Tape…