You’ve got to hand it to a Few of My Favourite Things this month…
1. My favourite TV series about a superhero’s love for loamy soil: Loess and Clark…
2. My favourite classified ads Web Site/new wave band: Kajijiagoogoo…
3. My favourite Lao Tse book about clothing: The Art of Wardrobe…
4. My favourite cartoon about verb endings: Tom and Gerund…
5. My favourite Stanley Kubrick/Seth MacFarlane film: 2001 Ways to Die in the West…
6. My favourite classic car that’s so pretty you just want to eat it up: Nosh Rambler…
7. My favourite British playwright/method of expressing fear: Noel Cower…
8. My favourite TV pundit/celebrity sneakers: Airbag Jordans…
9. My favourite type of plant/action movie star: Vine Diesel…
10. My favourite comedy actor while he’s foaming at the mouth: Will Feral…
11. My favourite Japanese novelist/suicide pilot: Haruki Murakamikaze…
12. My favourite female Canadian singer/songwriter/meaningless business buzzword: Jane Synergy…
13. My favourite rock singer/beach bum: Billy Idler…
14. My favourite film comedian/ British Goth band: W. C. Fields of the Nephilim…
15. My favourite British actress/field covering: Tarpaulin Redgrave…
16. My favourite comedy performer/endangered species: Amy Polar Bear…
17. My favourite 19th century British writer/Mike Meyers character: Jane Austin Powers…
18. My favourite scientist public intellectual/Canadian TV series: Neil Degrassi Tyson Street…
19. My favourite fictional anti-capitalist activist/foregone conclusion: Tyler Durdone deal…
20. My favourite Christian holiday/bald actor: Yule Brynner…
21. My favourite James Bond underwater adventure: A View to a Krill…
22. My favourite soothing fantasy writer: Frank L. Balm…
23. My favourite band that sang about the final stages of brain deterioration: The Fifth Dementia…
24. My favourite bookstore chain that specializes in tomes about wild dogs: Indingo-Chapters…
25. My favourite state whose voting patterns are indicative of the country/prettiest girl at the party: belleweather of the ball… #FMFTM
26. My favourite Fiddler on the Roof star on Ed Sullivan: Topol Gigio…
27. My favourite 1920 visual style/French Creole music: art zydeco…
28. My favourite metal band and their fated opponent: Twisted Nemesister…
29. My favourite heavenly star of stage and screen: Celestial Holm…
30. My favourite stylish silent film director: Abel Elegance…
31. My favourite Studio Ghibli film set in my favourite city: My Neighbour Torontotoro…
A Few of My Favourite Things is not responsible for the embarrassment public laughter may cause you.
1. My very favourite French Southpark creator: Tres Parker…
2. My favourite Beastie Boys album about the Trojan War: The Illiad…
3. My favourite Star Wars cantina for cows: Moos Eisley Spaceport…
4. My favourite reaction to a malapropism spouting baseball manager: Yogi Embarrassment…
5. My favourite comic strip/Guardian of the Galaxy: Brewster Rockit Racoon…
6. My favourite sex act at a fancy hotel: a Fontainebleau job…
7. My favourite sentimental novelist/Catherine Wheel song: “Nicholas Sparks Are Gonna Fly…”
8. My favourite play about finding a court verdict during Hannukah: 12 Angry Menorahs…
9. My favourite member of The Hollies who grinds his teeth: Graham Gnash…
10. My favourite TV show about aliens who run a TV sketch comedy series: 30 Rock From the Sun…
11. My favourite science fiction hero/programme to upload stuff to the Internet: Dr. Hootsuite…
12. My favourite fairy tale about a photographer: Ansel Adams and Gretel…
13. My favourite superhero/supervillain: Harvey Birdman Dent…
14. My favourite dormant Hawaiian volcano that used to spew Swedish furniture: Mauna Ikea…
15. My favourite Philip K. Dick novel about complacent conformists: Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheeple?
16. My favourite way to grind my teeth/motor vehicle: Gnash Rambler…
17. My favourite Annie lyric interpreted by The Tokens: “Tomorrow. Tomorrow. I love ya, tomorrow. You’re always a wimoweh…”
18. My favourite Australian movie icon/approach to getting what I want: Crocodile Done Deal…
19. My favourite movie about the magic of subs: The Sandwiches of Eastwick…
20. My favourite Radiohead song about a high priced car: “(Baby’s Got) The Mercedes Bends…”
21. My favourite European film movement/shoe: Nouvelle Fluevog…
22. My favourite reality TV show featuring raptors: America’s Got Talons…
23. My favourite horror comic/method of getting secure information: Tales from Decrypt…
24. My favourite raunchy comedy director/Guns N Roses album: Apatow for Destruction…
25. My favourite superhero’s short short stories: Flash fiction…
26. My favourite pop song about a pop singer: “Year of the Cat Stevens…”
27. My favourite book about a mathematician, an acid artist and a classical composer: Godel, etcher, Bach…
28. My favourite song about the heartache of being a certain actor: “You Always John Hurt the One You Love…”
29. My favourite former CBC news anchor/thing to do with my teeth: Knowlton Gnash…
30. My favourite religious book/pop singer: Koran Carpenter…
31. My favourite female newspaper columnist/meat: Filet Mignon McLaughlin…