A Few of My Favourite Things is a hit with the kids!
1. My favourite apocalyptic novelist on a safari: Neville Shoot!
2. My favourite actor/skin cream: David Nivea…
3. My favourite crooner singing a piano piece: Frank Sonata…
4. My favourite Rowan Atkinson character/retail outlet: Mister L. L. Bean…
5. My favourite Umberto Eco book about cooking with flowers: The Nom Nom Nom of the Rose…
6. My favourite native term of endearment for Japanese condiments: Kemo Wasabi…
7. My favourite method of clearing disc space/kid’s TV show: deFraggle Rock…
8. My favourite rocking Dr. Seuss book: Horton Hears The Who…
9. My favourite film show host/baker’s oven: Elwy Oast…
10. My favourite Paul Simon song about religious garments: “You Can Call Me Alb…”
11. My favourite slogan of radical skiers: “Powder to the people!”
12. My favourite Olympic event/Man of 1,000 Faces: Decathlon Cheney…
13. My favourite Cervantes novel about a sexy Democrat: Donkey Hotty…
14. My favourite musical epic fantasy novel by Terry Brooks: Sword of Sha Na Na…
15. My favourite mainstream publisher of erotica: Conde Nasty…
16. My favourite LA Chicano band/part of the brain: Los Frontal Lobos…
17. My favourite Pink Floyd member/artistic affectation: Sid Beret…
18. My favourite fairy tale car accessory: “Little Red Riding Hood Ornament…”
19. My favourite comic actress/psychological condition: Amy bi-Poehler…
20. My favourite female singer/male actor: Etta James Earl Jones…
21. My favourite golden age TV character/soft porn feature: Beaver Cleavage…
22. My favourite dancing fruit: Cyd Cherries…
23. My favourite book about physical relations with vegetables: The Bok Choy of Sex…
24. My favourite neophyte fashion model: Tyro Banks…
25. My favourite Hendrix album about an orgy: Excess Bold as Love…
26. My favourite playwright/pond scum: Edward Algae…
27. My favourite media mogul/currency: Rupee Murdoch…
28. My favourite angry Greek historian: Livid…
29. My favourite TV show about poker playing jockeys who can’t stay on their horses: Game of Throwns…
30. My favourite Billy idol song about a DC Comics character: “Flash for Fantasy”
31. My favourite George Eliot novel about a grieving weaver: Silas Mourner…
A Few of My Favourite Things month is…one of the things I like the most!
1. My favourite play about a nun who is fascinated by geology: “Sister Mary Igneous Explains It All For You”
2. My favourite regressive Canadian politician/progressive southern writer: Stephen Harper Lee…
3. My favourite geometric figure/Alfred Hitchcock movie star: Tippihedron…
4.My favourite steampunk novel about people who really don’t care about technology:
The Indifference Engine…
5. My favourite chocolate covered teen detective: Veronica Mars bar…
6. My favourite Canadian band/surgery: Tragically Hip replacement…
7. My favourite film director/hot beverage: Francis Ford Cuppa Tea…
8. My favourite cheesy aftershave: Aqua Velveeta…
9. My favourite Marvel comics slogan said by members of an evil utility: “Hail Hydro!”
10. My favourite Modern English song for birds: “I Molt With You…”
11. My favourite Olympic athlete/part of the eye: Mary Lou Retina…
12. My favourite Neil Simon play about mismatched poets: The Ode Couple…
13. My favourite Japanese anime about the zombie apocalypse: World War Dragonball Z…
14. My favourite Beatles song about any computer port in a storm: “Let it USB…”
15. My favourite TV series about a young doctor/battlefield weapon: Doogie Howitzer…
16. My favourite superhero/decoration for my jacket: Iron On Man…
17. My favourite puzzle game/poet: Where in the World is Ralph Waldo Emerson?
18. My favourite actress/temporary text placeholder: Sophia Lorem Ipsum…
19. My favourite tyrannical captain/female R&B singer: Mary JK Bligh…
20. My favourite actor/city in California: Herbert Lompoc…
21. My favourite old time actress/Aldous Huxley book about his drug experiences: Diana Doors of Perception…
22. My favourite Australian actor/American DJ: Hugh Wolfman Jackman…
23. My favourite movie about Harry Callahan fighting a typhoon: Sodden Impact…
24. My favourite uniform decoration/Canadian actor: ePaulet Gross…
25. My favourite inventor’s protection/American actor: Patent Oswalt…
26. My favourite response to a bad joke/Russian music composer: Nikolai Rimshot-Korsakov…
27. My favourite way of communicating psychically with fish: mental tilapia…
28. My favourite fictional high school monster/Internet image sharing site: Tracy Flickr…
29. My favourite film about drugs and a President’s wife: Acid and Nancy…
30. My favourite O. Henry story about Prime Minister Thatcher: “The Gift of the Maggie…”
31. My favourite actress/Chinese restaurant: Leslie Mandarin…