Blame Clinton
Either One
It’s All Good
“U.S. economy falls short of Trump’s growth target in 2019”
– Globe and Mail
That Shouldn’t Be A Problem – They Always Have Tea To Fall Back Upon
“Tea giant weighs giving up on tea”
– Toronto Star
It Doesn’t Get More Real Than Shareholders Who Believe Their Dividends Aren’t Generous Enough
“Corporations promising social responsibility need to get real”
– Globe and Mail
Because You Know For Damn Sure You Ain’t Getting’ More!
“Embracing minimalism can simplify your finances
Using less and spending less can let you save more money”
– Toronto Star
Forget Smears, Jeers And Beers. Many, Many Beers
“Cheers, tears and fears mark Brexit’s official launch into uncertain future”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Nasty – Don’t Get It
“What the experts have to say about virus”
– Toronto Star
You Could Say That The Police Are Still Looking Into It
“Voyeurism probe ongoing”
– Toronto Sun
Yet, The One Voice You Really Need (Hunfa Hunfa Ooeyoo Hunf) Probably Won’t Be Included
“B.C. premier’s former liaison wants more voices in caribou recovery plan”
– Toronto Star
Maybe They Should Get A Caribou To Referee…
“Canadian groundhogs divided on winter weather outlook”
– Globe and Mail
Jump In – The Raspberry Jello Is Fine!
“Teetering on the edge of fun”
– Toronto Star
As He Was Thrown Into Cell, He Asked, “Was It Good For You?”
“‘Penis Man’ grabbed by cops”
– Toronto Sun
It Must Have Been Tough Living In The Shadow Of Such A Famous Father
“Couple’s murderer to push for a new law
Travis Vader was convicted in the deaths of Lyle and Marie McCann and sentenced to life in prison. But the bodies of his victims were never recovered”
– Toronto Star
Okay, Okay, You Don’t Have To Shout
“DON’T PANIC, PEOPLE
‘Precautionary principle’ crucial part of the puzzle”
– Toronto Sun
The Joke’s On Them: Canada Wanted To Be A Member Of The EU, But Wasn’t Allowed For Purely Geographical Reasons
“Britain to seek Canada-style free-trade deal with EU, Foreign Secretary says”
– Globe and Mail
But, My Teeth Are Afraid To Ask!
“Everything you need to know about canine pregnancy”
– Toronto Star
Not Necessarily – Don’t Discount The Power Of Mindless Prejudice
“Conservatives will stand up for LGBTQ Canadians – now that it’s easy and convenient”
– Globe and Mail
Dreamt Of Big Piles Of Cash, And There They Were!
“Big Money Manager Has Green Awakening”
– New York Times
But Low Budget Horror Is One Of The Few Things The Canadian Film Community Knows How To Do!
“Our coronavirus response requires good risk communication – leave the ghouls out of it”
– Globe and Mail
Larry Said To Be Considering Offer
Curly Responded With, “Oh, Wise Guy, Hunh?”
“Moe offers mediator in dispute”
– Toronto Star
The Cheese Makers Are Not As Blessed As We Have Been Led To Believe
“CIBC planning layoffs as part of cost cutting, CEO says
Staff told ‘difficult decisions’ are necessary as bank looks to streamline to compete with rivals”
– Globe and Mail
“Tilray plans to lay off 10 per cent of its staff amid cost-cutting push”
– Globe and Mail
“Firefighters axed by Alberta offered work by B.C. agency
United Conservative government cut dozens of positions in November”
– Toronto Star
“Saputo to shut plants in Ontario and N.B.
About 280 to lose jobs as cheese maker aims to trim costs amid competitive market”
– Globe and Mail
“LOBLAW TO SHUTTER DISTRIBUTION CENTRES IN QUEBEC AND OTTAWA, AFFECTING ALMOST 800 JOBS”
– Globe and Mail
“MACY’S TO CLOSE 125 STORES, CUT MORE THAN 2,000 JOBS OVER THREE YEARS”
– Globe and Mail
“Carmakers will shed 80,000 jobs
Electrification, tariffs and trade tensions upending industry”
– Toronto Star
Proving Once Again That In The Quest For Freedom, Timing Is Everything
“Hong Kong Activists Seek Help From U.S.”
– New York Times
Irony Of Barriers To Keep Leaders Apart Completely Lost On Them
“Berlin marks three decades of freedom
World leaders gather to celebrate anniversary of wall coming down”
– Toronto Star
Men With Guns A Close Second
A Very Close Second
“Hyena’s fear is fear itself”
– Toronto Star
Conservative Opponents Still Asking The Wrong Question
“Supervised drug sites are the answer”
– Globe and Mail
That Sounds Like A Lot Of Work
Can I Just Wear Two Poppies Instead?
“A poppy is not enough: On Remembrance Day, let us understand history”
– Globe and Mail
Because The World Really Needs More Rapped Knuckles
“We should treat distracted driving like impaired driving”
– Toronto Star
The Fact That The City Is On Maps Should Be Proof Enough
“‘Based on a true story’ doesn’t mean Hamilton is factual”
– Toronto Star
Black Box Stocks Make Unexpected Gains
“Boeing sticks to 737 return timeline despite finding new software flaw”
– Globe and Mail
Until The First Track Upgrade, At Which Point They Will Grind To A Painful Halt
“Four GTA projects will be fast tracked”
– Toronto Star
Take All The Time You Need
It’s Not Like There’s 47 Other People Who Want The Job…
“Beware ‘family-friendly’ employers who aren’t
Parents should check into bosses, culture before taking jobs, experts say”
– Toronto Star
Unusual Building Material Requires Regular Flossing
“Dental duo to refurbish an Oakville heritage home”
– Globe and Mail
Yeah, No
The Last Time I Tried, I Had To Replace My Washing Machine
“Crystal clear
Recharging your stone facial tools by moonlight may be futile if you don’t keep hem clean”
– Globe and Mail