If Israel Kills Less Than 10 People In Its Next Bombing Raid, Peace May Finally Be Achievable!
“Qatari leader says Gaza ceasefire is at critical moment”
– Toronto Star
Are You Suggesting That The Smell Test Is Not Accurate?
“Smell is a ‘highly subjective’ sense”
– Toronto Star
The Country’s Modesty?
“What I Love When I Love America”
– New York Times
Oh, Yeah? Trying Telling His Wealthy Donors That!
“Carney governs for all Canadians, not just Liberals”
– Toronto Star
No Problem There: They’ve Been Preparing Us For Disappointment For Years
“When the Finch LRT opens, prepare for disappointment”
– Toronto Star
But It’ll Get Bytes All Over Me, And I Just Had This Suit Cleaned!
“Don’t Fear the Burst of the A.I. Bubble”
– New York Times
Wow – Congressman Jim Is Desperate To Distract From His Past As A Wrestling Coach, Isn’t He?
“Jordan joins U.S. airstrikes”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not That Hard To Understand: Cost Will Go Up As Service Deteriorates
“What you need to know about the city’s recycling system
Confusion abounds over how blue bin pickup works now”
– Toronto Star
All Options? Really? Every Single One?
Has He Considered Culling The Population?
Did I Mean The Population Of Cars? Sure – Why Not?
“He’ll work to get Toronto moving
New traffic czar says he’s considering all options on how to mitigate congestion within the city”
– Toronto Star
Molson’s Or Molson’s Light
“The case for a 4-day work week”
– Toronto Star
…And Pencil Stealers Are Scared!
“Cops are back on the beat in Ontario schools”
– Toronto Star
And We Know Where Those Lips Have Been!
“Carney is only paying lip service to climate change”
– Toronto Star
Unfortunately, It Has A Giant Whoa-factor Price
“This $5.5M home has a giant wow-factor window”
– Toronto Star
For Some Reason, A Population Raised On Disbelieving Experts Is Not Convinced
“Lancet study refutes claim of Tylenon-autism link
Trump’s contentious remarks stoked fears and may delay critical research in the field, experts say”
– Globe and Mail
If Nothing Else, It Should Spur Improvements In Firefighting Techniques
“‘Single exit stairway’ buildings could improve cities”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Not Hard: Just Hit Yourself In The Head With A Large Rock Until You Don’t Know The Difference Between The Illusions In Your Head And Reality
“Getting into the mindset of Karoline Leavitt”
– Globe and Mail
Isn’t Canada A Sovereign Country?
If So, Why Do So Many Of Our Cops Aspire To Be Characters In American Police Dramas Of The 1980s?
“How a former Mountie fell into organized crime
Rapinder Sidhu writes about his undercover work in the Toronto area in the post-9/11 era”
– Toronto Star
McLuhan’s Ideas About Hot And Cool Media Might Apply Here
On The Other Hand, They Are About As Easy To Understand As Trump’s Policies
“Mexico’s cool-headed Trump strategy faces new tests after Venezuela”
– Globe and Mail
Passengers Did Not Feel Comfort When Told: “You Can Always Stow Your Legs In The Compartment Above Your Seat.”
Who Could Have Foreseen That?
“WestJet cancels plan to adjust seating layout after complaints about less legroom”
– Globe and Mail
And All It Took Was Throwing The Auto Industry Under The (EV, Natch) Bus
“‘New day’: Agriculture industry lauds tariff agreement with China”
– Globe and Mail
Bets Against Common Wisdom That The (White) House Always Wins
“Carney makes high-stakes economic bet in trade deal with Beijing”
– Globe and Mail
But Human Dignity And Civic Pride Are Much Harder To Quantify, So…
“Infrastructure costs more than just money”
– Toronto Star
But Nobody Trusts Opinions With Too Many Qualifiers, So We’re Going To Act Like They’re Always Right Anyway
“Market predictions can be way off the mark”
– The Globe and Mail
a) Tax Avoidance Plans For The Wealthy?
b) If You Have To Ask How Much This Plan Costs, It’s Not For You?
c) Bob?
“What Canadian investment accounts would be called if they were honestly named”
– The Globe and Mail
Buying Less Food Will Help You Lose Weight
“Why you may not want lower prices as much as you think you do”
– Washington Post
Belay That Last Headline!
“Actually, today’s food prices are a bargain”
– Washington Post