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Israel: First, Last And (Apparently) Forever

THIS JUST IN: Zionists Don't Understand Vegetarianism

Antizionists Jews pretending a connection to Israel isn't a core pillar of Judaism is like taking the meat out of a hamburger and insisting your handheld bread pile is in fact the genuine burger. Eat whatever you want, but you don't get to redefine a classic for everyone else.

Israel is one of the only Western-style democracies that remains aligned with the values of the United States.

Most European countries have betrayed Western values and are being strangled by bureaucrats, radical leftists, and islamists....

Israelis across the board are now wondering what it is exactly that has "degraded Israel's international stature." I swear. Optimistic ones talk about the wheel eventually turning. The pessimists go on about antisemitism. In all of these analyses, Palestinians don't exist.

How Does The Whole Bulldozing The Orchards In Which They Were Grown Help Make Lebanese Lives Easier?

Ambassador Mike Huckabee: Everyone in Lebanon should be thanking Israel for making their lives easier by inventing cherry tomatoes.

One Of Us Doesn't Understand How Electoral Politics Works, And I'm Pretty Sure It's Not Me...

Author of 'Reading Lolita in Tehran': 'Netanyahu's government doesn't represent Israelis'

A Palestinian Citizen Responded: "TMUmm, Yeah, About That Whole Silencing Thi "

Governor Josh Shapiro says people who track AIPAC could be antisemites, and he says that monitoring AIPAC donors is "dangerous" and a way to "silence certain voices."

"I think what we have seen is a weaponization of that, and that is a danger to our system."

"If you are trying to silence certain voices based on race and faith."

Israel's Right To Defend Itself Takes Many Forms

Jewish-American orthopedic surgeo Mark Perlmutter, who worked in Gaza, said Israeli soldiers took two Palestinian children, tied their hands behind their backs, and buried them alive at Nasser Hospital – their cries muffled by the dirt poured over them.

Tell Me You're A War Criminal Without Telling Me You're A War Criminal

Israeli Finance Minister Smotrich on Lebanon:

The most effective way to stop Hezbollah is simply announce that for every drone, 10 buildings in Beirut will be destroyed.

If there were seven drones, then 70 buildings. If there were 15, then 150.

And if the buildings in Beirut run out, then we move on to Tyre, Sidon, and the Beqaa Valley.

Ben Gvir says Israel will not "allow" Trump to make a deal with Iran

And The Americans Who Can't Quit Them

It Ended All Wars In The World And Still Had $9 3/4 Billion Left Over To Party With

So...what happened to the 'Board of Peace' and the $10 billion Trump stole from taxpayers to fund it???

Ambassador Hoekstra says he "absolutely" does not get why Canadians are angry at the US and says it's "totally unfair" that "11 provinces" are not buying US alcohol.

Their Wives Suing For Divorce Is Not The Same Thing

CNN: Would you be okay with people who were convicted of hurting police, getting taxpayer money?

Blanche: Just to be clear, people that hurt police get money all the time.

CORDES: How are you explaining to your constituents this new settlement that prevents the IRS from auditing any Trump family documents?

REP. MIKE LAWLER: Well, I think when it comes to any agreements that the president has made with the IRS, I think looking back at Biden ....

It's 9:30 PM on a Saturday night and President Trump is still in the Oval Office working hard for the American people.

He's simply one of one.

...Of Everything The Government Did To You?

I don't know if the $1B weaponization fund that the president has selflessly, founded will become a reality and I haven't decided if I will apply for compensation, but anyone who will objectively read through what they did to me and my family would realize that we certainly are deserving

Everything Editorializing IS The Role Of Being Pope.

BARTIROMO: The Pope said AI could make civilization 'less human.' Why is the Pope commenting on AI right now?

BURGUM: I didn't know that tech editorializing was part of he role of being Pope.

That May Be The Most Disturbing Act The President Has Admitted To Yet

RFK Jr: Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism

Trump: I've studied this a long time

You Can Tell She's Been Waiting Years To Deliver That Line

Kennedy on Talarico: This baby lotion soft child. He looks like such a beta male.

Perino: They will say he's a seminarian, how dare you!

Kennedy: He put the semen in seminarian...

By The Time Trump Leaves Office, The American Military Will Be Down To A Handful Of Stinger Missiles And A Wad Of Gum That They Mistakenly Believe Is A Plastic Explosive

Trump: "Oman will behave just like everyone else, or we'll have to blow them up"

Sure. And They Could House The Committee In Oman. If It Still Exists...

Lindsey Graham: "They should change the Nobel Prize to the Trump Prize."

Costello: No, Islamification's On Third Base!

Abbott: We will not allow the Islamification of Texas