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Because It's News The Same Way Water Is Wet Is News

Shannon Watts
@shannonrwatts

The NYT had to know how controversial Kristof's piece was going to be, so why not break it as news instead of publishing it as an opinion?

This Is The Believable Falsehood Aristotle Warned Us About 2,500 Years Ago

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Here's the hard truth: this country's billionaires are tired of subsidizing everyone else's schools, parks, health care, even food and entertainment. You want nature? Buy some land. Health care? Befriend a doctor. Entertainment? Roll around in the mud with your fellow pigs.

Really? Guess I Can't Use "As Non-existent As A Vegan In Texas” As A Simile Any More!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump on Talarico: "He believes in six genders, he takes hits at Jesus Christ, he's wearing a mask six months ago. Anybody wearing a mask six months ago doesn't get it. And he's a vegan! He's a vegan in Texas.”

So, Jewish Organizations Didn't Give Millions Of Dollars To The Campaign Of Massie's Opponent?
"I Wouldn't Deny That...”
So, Talking About What Really Happened Is Antisemitic?
"I Can See Why You Don't Get Invited To Many Parties...”

Alex Witkoff
@Alex_Witkoff

Even in his concession speech, Thomas Massie had to take a shot at Israel/Jew

People wonder why antisemitism is exploding in America, while politicians casually use Jewish associations as political punchlines and smears. It's vile.

They're Obviously Going To Have To Change Their Script...Or Appoint Actors Who Are Better At Improv...

Headquarters
@HQNewsNow

Sen. @DickBlumenthal: Who won the popular vote in the 2020 election?

Trump Judge nominee: The only legally correct answer is that Joe Biden was certified in 2020

Blumenthal: This answer is obviously rehearsed. Who did you meet with at the White House?

Trump Judge nominee: Um, I did, uh, practice with folks from White House counsel

Irony Isn't Dead, But It Has Punched Up Its Resume And Is Desperate For A Career Change!

Rome
@Rome_Empirex

SHOCKING: Former Israeli Knesset member Moshe Feiglin quotes Hitler saying:
"Just as Hitler pledged to eliminate every Jew and said he could not live as long as one Jew remained, I say: we cannot live in this land as long as one Muslim remains in Gaza. They must be eliminated.”

Ted Cruz Owning Up To The Reality Of The Meeting:
"There Have Been Stronger Fireworks In My Great-Grandson's Diaper!”
"One Of The Roughest Pillow Fights Ever In The Senate!”
"How Did I Come To This? What Did I Do Wrong in My Life That Brought Me Here?”

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Ted Cruz on the meeting between Senate Republicans and Acting AG Todd Blanche about the $1.8 billion slush fund:

"Fireworks at an epic level.”

"One of the roughest meetings I've seen in my entire time in the Senate.”

"Fiery does not begin to cut it. They were screaming at the acting attorney general.”

And, Was He Wearing A Mask Of Your Face?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

THE BIDEN FBI PLACED 274 AGENTS INTO THE CROWD ON JANUARY 6. If this is so, which it is, a lot of very good people will be owed big apologies. What a SCAM - DO SOMETHING!!! President DJT

President Trump Assured Them The Stadiums Would Be Packed, And Why Wouldn't They Believe Him? He's Won A Peace Pri...Oh...

Craig Hill
@CraigHill01

Just three weeks before the World Cup matches are due to start, FIFA has gone into a panic as they realise the immigration crackdowns in the USA means they can't fill stadiums, even at drastically reduced prices. I mean, surely they aren't that stupid that they didn't see this coming?

The Things That Don't Make Sense To Tommy Tuberville Could Fill An Internet

Acyn
@Acyn

Tommy Tuberville on Weaponization Fund: The people that are complaining did not hesitate one time to send hundreds of billions of Dollars to Ukraine. But they are complaining about a billion and a half dollars for this? It does not make sense to me.

You Don't Give Trump Enough Credit
His Presidency Has Had More Than Enough Weakness And Failure To Build A Legacy On!

Emily Schrader
@emilykschrader

If President Trump actually agrees to the deal being discussed it would be worse than the JCPOA for the region and the world and will likely define his legacy as that of weakness and failure.

Ah, Pope Charlie XXVII
He Was Only Pontiff For Three Seconds, But They Were The Most Important Three Seconds In All Of Christendom!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Hegseth to West Point graduates: "Last, and most importantly, seek God. As Charlie Kirk often said ... ”

It's Like David Was Born Without Ears

Tony Annett
@tonyannett

How tone deaf is Frum?

And They Hardly Beat Her, But Do The Antisemites In The Mainstream Media Ever Mention That?

Barry Malone
@malonebarry

Israel has kidnapped the sister of the president of Ireland.

Whoa! It's Like They Could See The Future!

(((James Acton)))
@james_acton32

As a constitutional originalist, I'm certain that, after winning independence from a rapacious monarch the founders drafted the executive vesting clause so the president could sue himself and then reach a settlement that diverted $1.8 Bn of taxpayer's money to his supporters.

You're Saying He's Terrible...BECAUSE HE VOTED FOR YOUR ENTIRE AGENDA?

Stew Peters
@realstewpeters

TRUMP: "Thomas Massie is a terrible congressman. He voted against men in women's sports. He voted against transgender for everybody - the mutilation of your children. He voted against open borders.”

I'm sorry, WHAT?!?!

You Start

Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch

Christian nationalist pastor Joel Webbon says that the only hope for the survival of the United States is 'less freedom' and the elimination of freedom of speech.

No Need For Outrage
Trump Is Such A Miserly Bastard, Tarrio'll Be Lucky To Get $29.99 And An Expired Lottery Ticket

Reuters
@Reuters

The Proud Boys leader sentenced to 22 years for seditious conspiracy over the January 6, 2021 riot, said he planned to apply to the Trump administration's $1.776 billion 'weaponization' fund, assuming he could get between $2 million and $5 million