If Nobody On TwitterX Rage Tweets About It, It Didn't Happen

So, You Looked At The Table Of Contents Of The Assassinations For Dummies: Colouring Book Edition And Now Think You're An Expert?

Trump:

I've studied assassinations, the most impactful people, the people who do the most; they're the ones they go after. Like Abraham Lincoln....I hate to say I'm honored by that but I've done a lot

Hard To Stand By Your Man When He's Quickly Being Hustled Out Of The Room By Secret Service Agents

RFK Jr. gets rushed out of the WHCD and completely ignores his wife Cheryl Hines running behind him. On brand.

He Could Have Been Arguing In His Spare Time...

In a classic Fox News move Lawrence Jones spoke to an employee of Turning Point USA who he tried to present as a random person in a diner. Jake Poling is a regional manager with TPUSA. Poling was NOT identified as a TPUSA employee in the segment.

Good Thing The Navy Isn't Engaged In Any Current Military Manoeu - WHUUUUUUUUUUT‽

STATEMENT:

Secretary of the Navy John C. Phelan is departing the administration, effective immediately. ...

If She's Serious About Not Answering Political Questions, Press Conferences Are Going To Be Shorter Than The President's Fingers!

Leavitt: That's a question that's political by nature, as you know, I'm not part of he president's political team anymore. I do sit here at the White House as a government employee

Iranian Leaders Slyly Grin And Respond, "Well, If You Want To Play By THOSE Rules Of Engagement..."

Washington Post columnist Marc Thiessen says all the US needs to do to get a deal with Iran is "kill the [Iranian leaders] that don't want a deal."

Thiessen urged Trump to kill Iranian diplomats to secure a deal in a deranged Post column earlier this month.

Sen. @Maggie_Hassan: Earlier this year, Trump signed an executive order to increase the production of glyphosate. You have said glyphosate causes cancer and you once sued this corporation. If there's more of his chemical, there's going to be more cancer, yes or no?

RFK Jr: It's not increasing production, it's increasing domestic production

Verge of Collapse Sounds Like The Title Of A Steven Segal Movie

Billionaire Investor Sues Trump Crypto Venture for Fraud, Says It's on 'Verge of Collapse'

Good Thing The Country Isn't At War With A Wannabe Nuclear Power Or - WHUUUUUUUUUUT‽

BREAKING: US Nuclear Chief Andrew Hugg ESCORTED out of the Pentagon.

Are You Familiar With The Concept Of Eternal Recurrence?

GOP Lawmaker Opposed to Abortion Comments on Vaccines:

"What happens in your body is a decision between you and your physician, you and your creator, or your belief. And there is no room for the government to get in between that relationship..."

To anyone tweeting me that you're disappointed in me, I'm doubly disappointed in you! So so so disappointed.

Of Course, Somebody Named NeHAMAS Would Tweet This!

NEW: Under Trump guidelines, immigration officers could deny someone a green card for a social media post that says "Stop Israeli Terror in Palestine" or for participating in campus protests, according to exclusive documents reviewed by the New York Times.

You Really Don't Understand How False Flag Operation Are Supposed To Work, Do You?

JUST NOW: Karoline Leavitt calls on everyone to watch tonight because Donald Trump will bring the heat and there will be "shots fired"

LET'S FREAKING GO

Said The Chief Spokesperson For The PDL (Pro-Defamation League)

Speaking as a Jew: ADL is NOT a Jewish organization. It is an ultra-leftist activist org that pushes radical transgenderism, border erasure, police dismantlement, and the demolition of free speech - deploying rank slander, bullying and character assassination to achieve its aims.

BLUNT ROCHESTER: Does the president know that there is a historic measles surge nationwide?

RFK Jr: You just want to grandstand! I didn't cause the measles epidemic. It started before I came in

They Really Are A Country Of Virgins

David Cochrane: "I never stop to be shocked at how shocked the Americans are at the logical consequences of their actions. 'Can you believe they're not selling our booze after we disrupted all of their core industries?'"

Brring. Brring. Mister President, It's A Fraud Trial Calling...

Nearly 600,000 people put a deposit on the golden Trump cell phone. Not a single one has been delivered. NOT ONE.

Or That You're Too Pathetic To Bother With

The fact that I wasn't funded by the SPLC proves I'm not a Nazi

BASH: You and your fellow Democrats have used some heated rhetoric against the president. Do you think twice about that when something like that happens?

RASKIN: What rhetoric do you have in mind?

BASH: That he's terrible for his country and so on and so forth

Considering How Drastic Cuts Have Left Veterans' Benefits, There May Be Some Justice In This...

Let this sink in:

Congress is about to extend US veterans' benefits to Americans who served in the ISRAELI military and partook in the genocide in Gaza...

Tech Bros?

If they're willing to die to assassinate, imagine what they will do if they gain political power