Why Do Social Media Fasts Pass Soooooooo Sloooooooooooooowly‽

If It Weren't For The Felony Convictions, The Impeachments, The Misogyny, The False Witness, The War-making And The Corruption, They'd Be Identical!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

GOP Rep Troy Nehls: Trump is "almost the second coming" of Jesus Christ

Q: Would You Be Willing To Go Under Oath To Testify About Your Relationship With Epstein? Trump: You're Nasty, You Know That? Nasty, Nasty, Nasty!

Headquarters
@HQNewsNow

Q: Do you believe there should be a public hearing for these Epstein survivors?

Trump: The women, the victims of whatever, refused to go under oath

Too Bad He's Allergic To Oranges, Or His Presidency Could Come With A Tasty Sauce!

Karl Rosenfeld
@kneerecon

1 Just when you think he's reached rock bottom, our vengeful president strikes again. His latest OMG move is stripping millions of dollars designated for Catholic charities in Florida to care for immigrant children coming into the states without their parents. As a lame duck,

You Have A Way Of Killing Children Twice?

Headquarters
@HQNewsNow

Rep. Watson Coleman: What would you say to the mothers of kids who died because of your dismantling of USAID?

Russel Vought: The world has not ended. We only cut USAID to he tune of about $8billion, there is far more we could have done.

It Contains 30,000 People, So Western Media Will Report That 713 Were Killed In The Effort

Or Fialkov
@orfialkov

My dream is on its way to being realized! The UDF is on its way to conquer Bint Jbeil - I've been waiting 20 years for them to wipe the town off the map

"Except For The Losers Who Died, But I Don't Care About Them. I Prefer Winners Who Live..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: "Whether we can make a deal or not makes no difference to me because we've won"

The First Taste Is Free...
What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

Massive numbers of completely empty oil tankers, some of the largest anywhere in the World, are heading, right now, to the United States to load up with the best and the "sweetest" oil (and gas!) anywhere in the World. We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality. We are waiting for you. Quick turnaround! President DJT

So, Every War That Has Ever Been Fought Is Still Going On?
Has Anybody Told The Pelopennesians?

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: I ended 8 wars. A ninth is coming. Nobody's ever ended one war? Who's ended one? Nobody

Like The Genocidal Way We Treat OUR Indigenous People?
Yeah, That's On Brand

B'nai Brith Canada
@bnaibrithcanada

Follow B'nai Brith - leading the fight for Canadian values across Canada?

Doesn't Feel Like It? Don't Complain - This Is What You Voughted For!

FactPost
@factpostnews

Trump's Budget Director claims Americans are experiencing an "explosion in affordability"

Shows What You Know: For Hegseth, Pulp Fiction IS Holy Scripture!

Variety
@Variety

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth tried to evoke Holy Scripture but instead quoted Quentin Tarantino's "Pulp Fiction" during a Pentagon worship service.

Hagseth read the altered version of Ezekiel 25:17 quoted by Samuel L. Jackson's character in the movie just before he shoots a man to death.

So, No Change There, Then

Noga Tarnopolsky
@Ntarnopolsky

"The truth no longer matters. The facts don't matter." Eli Hazan, Netanyahu newly appointed head of the Government Press Office, a former Likud spokesmand, believes in "flooding the zone with fake news."

Richie Rich?
No, He's Fictional.
Gump Worsley?
No, He's Dead.
Okay, I Give - Who Was It?

ThePatrioticBlondeTM
@ImBreckWorsham

Literally MINUTES before Trump declared the Strait of Hormuz open, a trader offloaded 7,990 Brent crude futures contracts. Effectively a $760 million wager that oil prices were about to fall.

This person make a kings ransom and could only have placed that bet if he had insider knowledge on what was about to go down.

Two guesses as to who it was.

FOXX: Don't You Think You Should Read The Study Before Condemning It?
RFK Jr: Why Should I Waste My Time Reading A Garbage Study?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

FOXX: I've heard a new Danish study just came out finding no connection between Tylenol and autism. What is your reaction?

RFK Jr: It's a garbage study. It should be retracted.

"Were They Attached To Their Boring, Lousy Paychecks? I Have Two Words For Them: Pa Thetic!"

Really American
@ReallyAmerican1

Trump boasts about shutting down the Department of Education, brags about firing hundreds of thousands of federal workers, and claims that the public servants he fired had "boring, lousy jobs" so he doesn't feel bad about upending their lives.

Casar: Do You Have Any Idea How Many Of Them Can Trace Their Ancestors Back To The Mayflower?
Kennedy: I Rest My Case.

Acyn
@Acyn

Casar: Have you met with any of the 1.4 million people who have lost their health insurance just this last year from dropping off of Obamacare?

Sec. Kennedy: They're almost all illegal immigrants.

Can You Mime A Tweet?

Stew Peters
@realstewpeters

TRUMP: "Next we're going to war with Cuba. Watch what happens."

I'm lost for words at this point.

Bonamici: To Spend Money On Healthier Foods?
RFK JR: To Spend Money On A Hot Tub.

Acyn
@Acyn

Bonamici: How does it enhance the health and well-being of children to spend HHS' limited resources and taxpayer money on a video of yourself drinking milk in a hot tub with Kid Rock?

RFK JR: So many people have come up to me who saw the video and said that it inspired me

Mark Mothersbaugh Was A Prophet!

Molly Jong-Fast
@MollyJongFast

It feels like things are really devolving quickly

I Could Try And Explain How Bizarre A Statement Like That Is, But I'm Fascinated By The Idea That There Is A Song In Her Head So Powerful It Drowns Out What's Coming Out Of Her Mouth

Captain ObviousTM
@TheFungi669

Karoline Leavitt: "During Biden's presidency the IRS investigated President Trump for tax fraud. President Trump never committed tax fraud. He never paid any taxes."

And They'll Keep Bombing The Target Until They Get It Just Right!
Perfectionists? Anal? Who Can Say?

Max Jerneck
@MaxJerneck

Israel hits the same target four times to kill as many medics as possible