If TwitterX Can't Be Bothered To Be Interesting, Why Should a Headline About It Try To Be?

How About Not Threatening To Make A Whole Civilization Die? Then Congress Wouldn't Need To Be Involved...

BERMAN: Do you think Congress should have a vote if the United States is going to make a whole civilization die?

MIKE LAWLER: John, you are parsing here

BERMAN: I was quoting

I Can't Help But Feel That Parsin' Hewitt Is The One Acting In Bad Faith...

Hewitt: Anyone in the US who read "the civilization to be destroyed" as the whole people of Iran is acting in bad faith... So people can act in bad faith. The president didn't. He was threatening the regime. They got the message. They begged for the ceasefire.

BREAKING: In a MASSIVE victory for PRESIDENT TRUMP, Iran promises to re-open the Hormuz Strait.

For the first time in HISTORY, Iran will allow ships to transit.

Art Of The Deel.

"If They're Going To Blackmail Countries, The Least They Can Do Is Do It In Our Currency!"

Graham: They're charging ships to go through the strait and they're taking the Yuan and not the Dollar. That's an attack on the Dollar. That needs to end.

Why Are You Surprised At The TACO? It Is Tuesday, After All...

So there's no regime change, we lift all sections against them going back decades, they retain missile and drone capabilities, they control the strait and can charge tolls, and keep their enriched uranium. So much for "unconditional surrender."

"F" For Fabulous!

This isn't legal analysis. It's idiocy:

"A White House official added that electric plants are legitimate military targets because destroying them could foment civil unrest, complicating Tehran's path to a nuclear device"

That would be an F on the bar exam

The War Crimes Tribunal Thanks You For Your Attention To This Matter

Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP

It May Be A War Crime, But You Have To Be Impressed At How Dedicated The President Is To The Bit

Trump is calling reporters today to tell them he is going to commit mass war crimes next week. GOP leaders need to stop him.

Never mind that blowing up bridges and power plants and killing innocent Iranians won't reopen the Strait.

It's also a clear war crime.

Thanks For Your Concern, But We've Had Over A Decade Of Experience

It's hilarious watching the "devout MAGA Christians" try to rationalize and normalize Trump's Easter post. Must be exhausting to live such a hypocritical existence.

Admittedly, The President's Post Lost Something In The Translation Into English

Iranian President: "Alexis de Tocqueville.. which I am sure most Americans have read"

American President: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell"

I absolutely didn't think that post was real.

Too Easy

Karoline Leavitt: "It's hard for President Trump to make key decisions on Iran when he doesn't have enough intelligence."

Watters: Bombing power plants is not a war crime. Bill Clinton destroyed Serbia's entire energy infrastructure. Both Bushes took out Iraq's electricity grid. Lyndon Johnson took out North Vietnam's power plants. It can be done humanely.

I'm Not. Unfortunately, Most Of The Ones I Want To Say Are Unprintable (Although Some Of The Anatomically Impossible Ones ARE Creative...)

TRUMP: "The Iranians are animals. That's why blowing up their bridges and power stations isn't a war crime."

I'm at a loss for words.

Dear Andrea Junker, But We Voted For This.

Dear American citizens, whatever you wish more German citizens would have done in 1933, do that now.

Or, As We Like To Say In The Region, Allahu Akbar

Hegseth: "God deserves all the glory. Tens of thousands of strikes carried out under the protection of divine providence. A massive effort with miraculous protection. God is good.

Trump tells ABC News there'll be a joint U.S.-Iran venture charging tolls on ships passing through the Strait of Hormuz:

"We're thinking of doing it as a joint venture. It's a way of securing it, also securing it from lots of other people. It's a beautiful thing"

Unbelievable

The civilization that invented algebra is currently doing battle with the one that invented the hamburger.

This is all you need to know.

You Know, I'd Love To Answer That Question, But The Cost Of Living Is Rising And I May Not Be Able To Pay Rent This Month And My Son Has Just Been Drafted And Will Be Deployed Next Week And I'm Tense All The Time And My Stomach Hurts But I Can't Afford To See A Doctor And...And...And What Was The Question, Again?

How can we still live in a world where Israel is allowed to murder hundreds of people, at least 250, - with 100 bombs dropped in 10 minutes across Lebanon - and there is not a single word of condemnation from Western government?

How can we live with such an abomination?