Would You Like Those Quotes To Go, Or Will You Be Consuming Them Here?

Whenever The President Cites A Number, Somewhere In America An Accountant's Head Explodes

"18 trillion now pouring into our country. Less than 1 trillion in 4 years. That's 18 times more, but think of it, it's really almost 100 times more if you really multiply it out properly." - President Donald Trump

Whoa! NOT Where I Thought That Was Going!

"Will you stand against the bureaucrats in Brussels? Will you stand for western civilization? Will you stand for freedom, truth, and the God of our fathers? Then, my friends, go to the polls and stand for Viktor Orban!" - American Hungarian Vice President JD Vance

"...Instead, You Have To Elect People Who Were Born Here Who Hate It..."

"You can't preserve civilization by importing people who hate it." - Congressman Brandon Gill

Democracy Dies In Ransom Notes

"Iran's leaders must be made to understand that their lives literally depend on reaching a negotiated settlement to Trump's liking. If they refuse to do so, they will be killed." - Washington Post editorial

 Pretty Much All Religions, Actually
Have You Ever Listened To What You, A Good Christian, Say About Muslims?

"These Muslims? They call it a religion. What religion do you know that says 'if you're not in our religion, we're gonna kill you. We want you dead.' That's not a religion. That's a cult. They took over Europe. It's gone." - Tommy Tuberville

 The Great Thing About Giving A Toddler A $10 Bill Is That It Can Be Used To Wipe Their Bums
(And The Way Things Are Going, Soon That Will Be All It Will Be Good For - Congratulations, Scott, For Being So Far Ahead Of The Curve)

"We're all familiar when we talk about nutrition with 'food deserts.' Well, I coined the phrase 'financial service deserts.' By opening a Trump account, in a way it is financial nutrition for these families. Birthday gifts - here's a teddy bear, here's $10 too.'" - Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent

 So, The Americans Walking Out Of Negotiations Will Make The Iranians Seem Unreasonable?
It's Just This Keen Analysis That Has Got The United States Where It Is Today

"When they meet with the Iranian delegation on Saturday, they should listen to the Iranian BS and then walk out of the meeting and the president should say the ceasefire is off. Market panics, oil jumps and the whole world will see the Iranians as unreasonable. The whole world will turn against them." - Jesse Watters

 The Man Is As Math-challenged As Anybody Else In The Trump Administration
For Gord's Sake, Won't Anybody Think Of The Poor Accountants?

"Our culture is definitely in jeopardy by those hundreds of millions of foreigners that, as you say, don't care about your culture, your history...to me is a greater threat than a violent criminal or terrorist." - disgraced former Border Patrol chief Greg Bovino

 Q: So, They Were Asking For It?
DUFFY: Absolutely.
Q: They Shouldn't Have Worn Such Provocative Clothing?
DUFFY: Exact - What?

"I don't want to pull money from New York. They completely rejected our offer to cooperate, and so we pulled $72 million today. There's additional tranches of money we can pull. But in the end, we can pull their ability to actually issue commercial driver's license." - Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy

 Those Godless Commies Trying To Turn The Country Into A Theocracy? Puh-leaze!
At Least They Don't Post Images Of Themselves With Their Arms Around Jesus (To Distract From Photos Of Their Arms Around Epstein)

"We're not a theocracy in the United States. We have separation of church and state. It may be that the American left is trying to turn us into a theocracy." - Scott Jennings who is...somebody who does something...

Would You Like To Make A Bet On That? A $3.8 Billion Bet?

"I wish people knew…how much easier [President Trump's] life would have been if he'd never gotten involved in politics. He's the one President to leave the White House with less money than he went into it with." - Lara Trump

 It's Sad To See A Once Proud Man Pleading For His Job
Then, There's This

"Mr. President, you inspire them 24/7, 365 You give them the resources that they need and you know, they know that you have their back, and that is a changing dynamic in this country and that's why you saw a brave Secret Service agents respond immediately, swiftly, subdue and take down the suspect and safeguard the lives of thousands of individuals at that hotel." - Kash Patel

Aww, C'mon! You're Not Even Trying To Make Your Biden-blaming Slurs Credible Any More!

"One of the biggest problems we have is inflation in beef. And one of the reasons has to do with just the way nature has been for the last decade or more. There's not much we up here can do about that. But Joe Biden..." - Peter Navarro

By Turning America Into A One Party Nation First?

"Democrats want to turn America into a one party nation. They'll turn DC and Puerto Rico into states. They'll nationalize our elections - automatic registration, mail in balloting. So we need to stop them." - Senator Ron Johnson

Trump Thinks His Job Is Safe - Won't He Be Surprised By The Hallucinations Of A Politibot?

"Somebody says will AI take our jobs? They said it's going to take jobs. Maybe a little bit, but it's going to create a lot of jobs and did you know that more people are working in the United States right now than ever before. That's the end of that argument." - President Donald Trump

"Everybody Knows You Shoot Protesters In The Chest. How Will You Be Able To Identify Them Afterwards If You Blow Their Head To Pieces? It's Common Sense, Really."

"You've got friends who have been shot in the head because they're out protesting, and it's heartbreaking to him to see these people are abused in this way and have no measures to take against their own government as a result of it. This is a vicious regime." - Secretary of State Marco Rubio