Unfortunately, These Days "The Flaming Dumpster Fire of Social Media" Could Describe a Lot of Apps...

It's What All The Most Fashionable Clowns Are Wearing This Year

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

According to media reports, Donald Trump as been buying $145 Florsheim dress shoes for allies in his inner circle, and people are reportedly "afraid not to wear them."

Marco Rubio was photographed wearing a pair Trump ordered for him by just guessing his size. They looked noticeably too big.

Trump Responds: "Already Ahead Of You, Big Guy!"

Afshin Rattansi
@afshinrattansi

Israeli billionaire Shlomo Kramer:

"I know that it's difficult to hear, but it's time to limit the First Amendment."

And The Worst Part? The Pizzas Contained Both Pineapple AND Anchovies.
The Evil Bastards!

60 Minutes
@60Minutes

A new form of intimidation targets federal judges: hundreds of unsolicited pizzas sent to judges and their children across the country. It's an innocuous delivery with an ominous message: "We know where you live."

America: Love It Or Be Disenfranchised By It

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump: "We don't want people who can't love our country voting in elections"

Q: Even So, What Are You Going To Do About It?
JD VANCE: Didn't You Hear What I Said? Blame The Previous Government! What A Dope! Clean The Oranges Out Of Your Ears!
Q: How Is That Going To Help People Who Need Health Care That Is No Longer Available?
JD VANCE: Like That's My Problem?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Q: Rural hospitals in Wisconsin are struggling. Closures are creating health deserts. What can be done federally to keep hospitals open?

JD VANCE: Unfortunately, this, like so much of what's going on in the country right now, is a problem we inherited from the previous administration

Are We Back To Arguing About The Definition Of The Word "The?"

The Intellectualist
@highbrow_nobrow

CNBC: "Is there a narrative in Venezuela that you are stealing their oil?"

U.S. Secretary of Energy: "That's untrue. We're just controlling the flow of revenues from their oil."

Is That Funny, "Ha Ha" Or Funny, "I Think I'm Going To Be Ill?"

MP Arizona
@AZPetrich

Funny how fast the right stopped talking about the man who breached Mar-a-lago with a rifle and a gas can the minute they found out he was a die hard Republican pissed off about the handling of Epstein.

Good Thing You're Not An Expert, Or I Would Have To Ignore What You Just Said

FactPost
@factpostnews

RFJ Jr: You shouldn't take Tylenol during pregnancy. But it's better than taking Ibuprofen or aspirin because of Reye's Syndrome.

Joe Rogan: What's Reye's Syndrome?

RFK Jr: I'm not sure exactly what it does.

Duh Duh Da Duh, Da Da Duh Da Duh
Duh Duh Da Duh, Da
Stop Spreadin' The News

Judd Legum
@JuddLegum

In a new filing with the SEC, Trump Media and Technology Group, the parent company of Truth Social, revealed that in 2025 it lost $612 million and brought in just $3.7 million in revenue.

Good To Know That When He Leaves Office, Trump will Have An Illustrious Career As A Sex Therapist




He, Uhh, Will Be Leaving Office At Some Point, Right? RIGHT‽

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

Trump tells a bizarre story about a cop who told him his sex life improved thanks to the stock market:

"He said, 'Sir, it's so good. My married life has gotten so much better... It's made my sex life good... My wife treated me like a dog, and now she admires my financial genius.'"

Would You Say You Were A Stable Genius?
Is "Fat" Your Version Of Basil Fawlty's "Don't Mention The War?"

Acyn
@Acyn

Trump: A friend of mine. Very smart. Very heavy guy. I am trying to be nice. Never use the word fat. Very heavy. Slightly obese. But he takes the fat drug and it did not work. But he is a very brilliant guy. He is highly neurotic, very brilliant, very smart, rich.

Too Bad For You That The Voices In Your Head Can't Vote

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The United States Senate should focus on, exclusively if necessary, THE SAVE AMERICA ACT!!! It's what everyone wants!!! President DJT

"So, If You Need Any Of These Things, You'd Better Hop To It! Ha Ha Ha Ha...Hmm..."

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Dr Oz: "We're announcing a 6 month national moratorium blocking all new enrollments for durable medical equipment - prosthesis, othotics - supplies across the board."

"Revenge Is Mine!" Sayeth The Donald

Ben Pershing
@benpershing

GOP lawmakers push for charges against former White House aide Cassidy Hutchinson for Jan. 6 testimony

You Mean When Biden Was President?

Anna Giaritelli
@Anna_Giaritelli

Did some digging. The random helper was Madison Sheehan, a 2019 Ohio State University graduate who worked as Noem's political director when she was South Dakota governor. Sheehan was roughly 23-25 years old at the time.

Last year, at the approximate age of 28 (give or take a year) and with no immigration law experience, Sheehan was tapped by Kristi Noem to oversee ICE's 49 billion budget.

It's Just That Keen Insight Into The Law That Makes Him A Perfect Nominee For Dogcatcher

The Bulwark
@BulwarkOnline

Markwayne Mullin, on the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia to El Salvador: "When you are a guest inside the United States, you don't have the same due process...as an American citizen."

No, The Cake Is A Lie
Pluralism Is Just A Reality You Would Rather Not Face

Rep. Andy Ogles
@RepOgles

Muslims don't belong in American society.

Pluralism is a lie.

Capitalism Is The Theory That If You Allow All Corporate Profit To Accumulate In A Small Number Of Hands, Bread Baked For Oligarchs Will Magically Appear In Everybody Else's Stomach

Econ Bro
@EconBreau

Socialism is the theory that if you abolish profit, bread will somehow bake itself out of moral superiority.

The Arc Of History Bends Towards Joseph McCarthy - Who Knew?

Tim Shorrock
@TimothyS

This Fall, Florida Students Will Be Forced to Take "Anti-Communist" Classes. Florida public schools will force students to take a Heritage Foundation-baked class on the "evils of communism."