You Say Promise, I Say Threat
“Don’t worry about the USA – there will always be another Gordon Gekko”
– Globe and Mail
Like Teenage Boys Aren’t Confused Enough You Give Them THIS Advice?
“Want to be an American teen star? Get knocked up”
– Globe and Mail
Not To Your Shareholders, Anyway
“Don’t pass on costs, banks urged”
– Toronto Star
Invest In Mars
“EUROPE
Flatlining factory output may signal slowdown”
– Globe and Mail
“Inflation a growing threat in the U.K.”
– Globe and Mail
The Smell Might Not Do Anything For You, Either
“Pheromone would interrupt bedbug sex”
– Toronto Star
Did You Mean “Fully Aware?”
Headline Typo Misleading
“Oil sands firms failing to communicate, CEO says
Public unaware of environmental impact of projects”
– Globe and Mail
We ARE Global: We Trade In The US, Business Tells Carney
“Go global, Carney tells business”
– Globe and Mail
You Mean, Other Than By Killing A Complete Stranger And Taking Over His Identity?
“How to correct your credit report”
– Toronto Star
Prozac Prescriptions In Toronto WAAAAAAY Up
“Rob Ford landslide looms: Poll”
– Toronto Star
Do As I Say, Not As I Say
“It’s unanimous: Put the brakes on seeing the two-timer”
– Globe and Mail
“Can a fling remind you why you love your mate?”
– Globe and Mail, over article on same page as above article
Pope’s WWII Role Condemned By British
“British WWII role praised by Pope”
– Toronto Star
We Go From Snail To Turtle In 60 Seconds
“World’s poor top summit agenda
Goal is to make up for ‘shamefully slow’ progress on Millennium Development Goals”
– Toronto Star
Life Is A Terminal Conditional
“Flu shot could reduce risk of first heart attack”
– Globe and Mail
“Statins may help treat prostate cancer”
– Globe and Mail
The Unbearable Lightness Of…
“Being George Smitherman”
– NOW
It Gives Everybody Another Year To Undermine Actual Peace?
“Why the one-year deadline on Mideast talks matters”
– Globe and Mail
Giving Everybody Another Year To Undermine Actual Peace!
“Hilton admits she had cocaine”
– Toronto Star
“Lohan returning to court over failed drug test”
– Toronto Star
Newspaper, You Cannot Rationalize An End To Compassion
“Government, you cannot buy an end to poverty”
– Globe and Mail
Sometimes The Dots Just Connect Themselves
“Netflix offers ‘phenomenal deal’
– Toronto Star
“Blockbuster poised to for Chapter 11”
– Globe and Mail
Tea Party candidates Make Stephen Harper Look Reasonable
“Why U.S. midterms may be good for Canada”
– Toronto Star
Consumer Hobbling Long-term Economic Growth
Putting Debt Above Prudent Financial Planning
(I Don’t Know Who The Consumer Is, But She Just Can’t Win!)
“Consumer hobbling recovery
Putting off purchasing decisions amid doubts about job prospects”
– Toronto Star
We’re Screwed In Our Own, Uniquely Canadian Way, Thanks
“Blockbuster to restructure under court protection
Canadian subsidiary says its unaffected by filing in U.S.”
– Globe and Mail
It Couldn’t Hoit
“Humor: Can It Save the World?”
– Jewish Times of South Jersey
I Don’t Know About The Oil Sands – I Know Ezra Thinks HE Is
“Levant argues oilsands are morally superior”
– Toronto Star
Okay, Now I’m Really Confused
“Iran assails U.S. over execution”
– Globe and Mail
In Which Alternate Universe?
“Democracy depends on facts”
– Toronto Star
What?! How Did You – I Didn’t Tell Anybo – Ooh, That Fast Food Has A Big Mouth!
“A CHEESBURGER’S BEST FRIEND”
– National Post
You Go, You Food, You! Me And The Cheeseburger Are Finished!
“When sandwiches go topless”
– National Post
Is That What The Kids Are Calling It These Days?
“Are you frying your eggs at 4 a.m. yet?”
– National Post
It Sure Puts My Effort To Get My Twentieth Twitter Follower In Perspective!
“Q&A >> JEFFREY ARCHER
‘I don’t do vampires’
The British novelist and fallen Tory politician talks about the frustration of trying to turn his bestsellers into Hollywood hits”
– Globe and Mail
Well, I Say The Things That ALL People Are Thinking…If They Think Like Me
“‘I say the things that most people are thinking'”
– Globe and Mail
Never Leave A Mark
“Learn from torture case, Canada told”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not That Government Doesn’t Care About Your Physical Health
It’s Just That It Cares About Its Fiscal Health More
“Plans for scarier cigarette labels snuffed
Health Canada’s tobacco strategy will instead focus on problem of contraband cigarettes”
– Globe and Mail