We Do It Because We Enjoy It
“BUYING TIME
‘We do not need to slash and burn’ – Finance Minister Jim Flaherty'”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Really A Question Of Geographical Expectations Management
“Ms. Right is likely closer than Ukraine”
– Toronto Star
It Was The 1960s
(It Goes By The Name of Bob Today)
“A streetcar named gastronomy”
– Globe and Mail
For All The Good It Does Him Now
“Dead man gains fame with obit”
– Toronto Sun
Defending Itself Against Rock Throwers May Scratch The Surface Of Their State-of-the-art Tanks
“Israel fears Palestinian uprising”
– Toronto Star
Like Eating Your Cake And Having It, Too, Except With 57% More Making No Sense
“Having your cake and eating it, too”
– Globe and Mail
They’re Definitely Learning Experiences, Although The Exact Nature Of The Lesson Is Open For Debate
“Internships benefit scholars and industry”
– Globe and Mail
“Exploitation of unpaid interns at ‘epidemic levels'”
– Toronto Star
My Web Goddess Could Have Told You That Decades Ago!
“Computer Coding Not Just For Boys”
– New York Times
Good Thing Nobody Tries To Tie The Health Of The Stock Market To The Health Of The Economy, Or We’d Be Totally Screwed
“Business sees slim pickings for 2013
In wake of glacial growth at end of 2012, few signs to spur confidence in Canadian uptick this year”
– Globe and Mail
“Big deals indicate this market surge has room to run”
– Globe and Mail
You’ll Be Laughing So Hard, You Won’t Be Able To Hear The Cries Of The Customers Who Cannot Afford The Mortgages You Sold Them
“Focus on ethics, Carney tells banks”
– Toronto Star
But, Only People Who Do Pilates On Crack Know The Reason
“It’s known as ‘Pilates on crack’ for a reason”
– Globe and Mail
Let’s Wait Until At Least Half The Population Is Imprisoned Before We Decide
“Unfair incarceration?
Perhaps judicial leniency has led to increased Aboriginal crime”
– Toronto Sun
You Laugh, But Have You Ever Been To A Wedding In The Mountains?
“Boards about as useful as a donkey at a wedding”
– Toronto Star
As Wonderful As Johns Sticking Together May Be, Does McCain Really Need More?
“Irving to truck gas to McCain”
– Globe and Mail
Little Suzie Hasn’t Been The Same Since She Found That Edition Of The Globe…
“Rabbits are amazing companions, but never ‘starter pets'”
– Toronto Star
“Year of the rabbit
Inventive chefs are finding reason to reconsider the oft-overlooked meat”
– Globe and Mail
Just One Of The Many Advantages Of Homelessness
“How property taxes can be reduced”
– Toronto Star
Intact Honour Was Never An Option
“A partition is better than chaos
With American options narrowing and a deal with the Taliban uncertain, some sort of division may allow the U.S. and its allies to exit with honour intact”
– Globe and Mail
So…He Plans On Buying More Cars For His Collection?
“Billionaire Buffet vows to keep ‘foot to the floor’ on spending”
– Toronto Star
Israelis And Palestinians Already Seek “Common” Ground – That’s The Problem!
“Obama seeks Middle East common ground”
– Globe and Mail
Wh…Wh…Why Are You Asking Me?
“Stratford: Is blaming the economy a sound strategy for addressing box-office woes?”
– Globe and Mail
“Who’s being graded?”
– Toronto Sun
“DROWNING IN DEBT?”
– Toronto Sun
“Will the U.S. economy ride to Canada’s rescue?”
– Globe and Mail
“Do I have sucker written on my forehead?
– Globe and Mail
“Is it bloom or bust this spring?”
– Toronto Star
“How do I alleviate PMS symptoms?”
– Globe and Mail
“Is Keystone Obama’s line in they sand?”
– Globe and Mail
“Nuisance or environmental saviour?”
– Toronto Star
“Guess who might settle Toronto’s Casino debate?”
– Toronto Star
“Ontario on road to ruin?”
– Toronto Sun
“Are acquisitions still on Buffett’s agenda?
– Globe and Mail
“Are Saudi beheadings for the chopping block?”
– Toronto Star
“Can creativity be taught?”
– Globe and Mail
“Trudeau set to win, but then what?”
– Toronto Star
“Can Obama’s playbook work for Trudeau?”
– Globe and Mail
“Is gunfire taking younger victims?
– Toronto Star
“Are you a worrier or a warrior?”
– Globe and Mail
Why Does Anybody Still Take What Bond Ratings Companies Say Seriously?
The Chicken Entrails Never Lie!
“Puerto Rico’s rating one step above junk”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Not The Intelligence Of The Vehicle That I’m Worried About, It’s The Stupidity Of The Operator
“Drones Advance In Civilian Market”
– New York Times
“Smart Drones That Kill”
– New York Times
Or Romantic Relationships…Or Family Relationships…Or Career Choices…Or, Well, Any Noun, Really…
“How emotions can overrule logic when it comes to money”
– Toronto Star
It Needs More Dance Numbers
“How to legitimize the Senate”
– Globe and Mail
Canadians Not In NCAA Not Much Luckier – Thanks, Stephen!
“Canadians in NCAA tournament don’t get much respect”
– Toronto Star
Even Though They’re Fans Of American Football?
“Pandas to get star treatment at touchdown in Toronto”
– Globe and Mail
…Not As Entertaining As Our Inaccurate Portrayal Of Israel
“CBC’s inaccurate portrayal of Israel”
– Toronto Sun
They Keystone XL Pipeline Would Be Unopposed If it Carried Beer
“Frothy U.S. market a good bet for Canadian investors”
– Globe and Mail