Netanyahu Responds: “Feel Free To Hold Your Breath”
“UN chief criticizes Israel on settlements
Ban urges Netanyahu to show ‘leadership’ in pursuing peace”
– Toronto Star
Sounds Like A Law Firm – The Kind That Defends Drug Dealers And Wall Street Bankers…
“Barrick: Investors displeased despite company’s third quarter results”
– Globe and Mail
“Carrick: Get rid of debt first”
– Globe and Mail
“Duhatschek: Oilers still haven’t beaten a team from the west”
– Globe and Mail
Anybody Keeping Track Of How Many Times?
“Global community has failed Africa”
– Toronto Star
Not To Any HE Uses, Anyway
“Tory promises no service cuts”
– Toronto Sun
You May Already Be A Hacker’s Victim And Not Even Know It!
“Hackers may be spying for Russia, report finds”
– Toronto Star
“Retailers prepare for hack attack
Recent malware breaches have stores increasing security breach”
– Toronto Star
“Phone-hacking scandal offers a cautionary tale”
– Toronto Star
“Hackers attack Apple’s iCloud site in China”
– Globe and Mail
“Staples investigates possible data breach”
– Toronto Star
“Hackers nab Dairy Queen customers’ payment data
So-called Backoff malware affects 395 U.S. locations”
– Toronto Star
“JPMorgan confirms data breach affected 76 million households”
– Globe and Mail
“Thousands of Snapchat users victims of hack”
– Toronto Star
“FBI issues warning on Chinese hackers
Experts linked to Beijing targeting tech companies to steal secrets bureau says”
– Toronto Star
“HOME DEPOT HACK
Emails captured in privacy breach
Passwords not at risk, but customers cautioned against possible phishing scams”
– Toronto Star
Sorry – I Wasn’t Paying Attention. I Was Trying To Hear What Some Guy Was Saying Was The Biggest Threat To Democracy…
“What’s the big threat to democracy? Distraction?
– Toronto Star
New Zealand Responds: “What Did We Ever Do To You That You Would Do Something Like That To Us?”
“Canada backs New Zealand’s Security Council bid”
– Globe and Mail
African Bull Water Tanks Can Be Especially Dangerous – Don’t Trust Them In China Shops!
“Beware of aggressive water tank tactics”
– Toronto Star
And Silent Prayer: “Please Don’t Hurt Us”
“Serbia celebrates Putin with parade and decoration”
– Toronto Star
For The Market, OR FOR THE HUMAN RACE?
“Looking at Ebola stocks? It may be too late”
– Globe and Mail
But Reality Will Catch Up With The Neocons Eventually…
“Groupthink reinforces radical views”
– Toronto Star
How Can You Stay Home If Going Home Is Not An Option?
“When it comes to IPOs, go big or stay home”
– Globe and Mail
Before Investing, Take A Hit From A Bong?
No? Oh! So That’s What I’m Doing Wrong!
“Do you sell, buy or sit tight?
It pays to play market right”
– Toronto Star
Fortunately, Our News Hole Is Increasingly Filled By Columns, Otherwise We Would Be Publishing Very Thin Newspapers…
“In the era of instant news, certainty must be our guide”
– Globe and Mail
Nothing Like A Well Deployed Hockey Stick To Fend Off Barbarian Hordes
“Hockey stands on guard for thee”
– Toronto Star
Who Are You Calling A Backwater? For Your Information, Canada Has Plenty Of Front And Side Water, Too!
“Backwater must now learn constant vigilance”
– Times of London
Extraneous Headline Letterosis – Please Give Generously So We May Find A Cure!
“Littles Machines captures carefree tune of Lights rejoicing in life”
– Toronto Star
Lead Guitars Prove Ineffective
Deployment Of Bass Guitars Still Being Studied
“Pop stars band together to battle Ebola”
– Toronto Star
Insured Not Exactly Focused, Either…
“Insurers unready for climate shift: study”
– Globe and Mail
No, But Feel Free To Pontificate As To Why We Can Or You’ll Have A Very Short Column
“Can we preserve our ideals amid endless war on terror?”
– Toronto Star
No, It’s Not The Obvious One – That Would Make For A Very Short Column
“Earnings too good to be true? Here’s one reason for that”
– Globe and Mail
Vegas Not Bothering To Calculate Odds Of Whose Values Will Win
“Tragedy pits Canadian values against America’s”
– Toronto Star
“That syncing feeling
Canada, U. S. must work together: Obama”
– Toronto Sun
The Doubled Preposition Is Used To Indicate Emphasis – Or An Inattentive Copy Editor…
“PM, Wynne break ice after after Hill attack”
– Toronto Star
Because Sanity Whispers And Fear Shouts
“We can’t let the politics of fear prevail”
– Toronto Star
“WHY FEAR WILL WIN”
– Toronto Star
It Should Serve As Practice For The Much Harder Job Of Teaching Canadians
“Teaching immigrants to endure – even embrace – Canadian winters”
– Globe and Mail
Having Waited 27 Years For This Quote, Headline Writer Can Now Retire Fulfilled
“Canadian Tire ‘on a roll right now'”
– Toronto Star
They Were Too Blinded By Their Haloes To Notice The Omission…
“Approved harassment protocol didn’t cover MPs, staff”
– Globe and Mail
Ah, If Only It Was That Eas – What? He’s Gone? I…I Hope You Only Use That Power For Good…
“Del Mastro must go”
– Toronto Star
It Might Be Possible…If There Was A Bus Crash That Killed Three Quarters Of The Councillors
Of course, That Would Create A Very Different Crisis
“City’s transit crisis calls for a united front”
– Toronto Star