You Don’t Meet Many As A Newspaper Pundit, But I’m Sure They Must Be Out There…Somewhere…
“In praise of regular Canadians”
– Toronto Sun
Would That Cover All Canadians, Or Just Canadians Who Are Not On The Harper Government’s Enemies List?
You Know, The Latter Group Is Getting Smaller And Smaller All The Time…
“It’s up to Ottawa to protect Canadians’ privacy”
– Toronto Star
It Tastes Like Cedar Chips And Wasted Youth
“Newest generation of beer ‘actually don’t taste like a beer'”
– Toronto Star
But, Enough About Our Editorial Policy
“Inconvenient, illogical…priceless”
– Toronto Sun
…Makes A Nice Change?
“A healthy dose of ‘Not-Stupid’ investing”
– Globe and Mail
I Think You Can See Where THIS Is Going…
“Only higher taxes will cure Ontario’s fiscal ills”
– Globe and Mail
“Ontario companies balk at talk of tax hike”
– Toronto Star
Country Had Fingers Crossed Behind Its Back
“Myanmar’s Democratic Promise Is Fading”
– New York Times
If You Want Me, I’ll Be At The Mini-bar Of The Executive Suite Drowning Mine
“How to deal with slow growth: Get used to the pain”
– Globe and Mail
Or, It Could Add Another Ruthless Corporation To The Cartel
Life Can Be So Unpredictable, Can’t It?
“Wireless auctions could cut prices
MP: More players, more competition”
– Toronto Sun
Company Shouldn’t Have Believed The Hype About That Kind Of Computing
“‘Massive’ cloud hangs over Barclays profit”
– Globe and Mail
The Bid Gets Sweeter By The Second! (Good Thing I Didn’t Enter The Headlines In The Reverse Order…)
“Time Warner rejects $76B bid by Fox”
– Toronto Star
“Eyeing HBO, Murdoch bids $80-billion for Time Warner”
– Globe and Mail
How Does That Work? Are They Missing A Layer Or Two Of Skin?
“Like Baywatch, with even fewer clothes”
– Toronto Star
Voluntary Action? VOLUNTARY ACTION? What Do You Think Got Us Into This Mess In The First Place?
“Climate regulation?
Try voluntary action”
– Toronto Sun
The Palestinian/Israeli Death Ratio Is 7.7:1, Well Below The Historical Average
“Bloodiest day so far in Gaza conflict
As Israel ramps up offensive and Hamas resistance hardens death tolls mount on both sides – at least 100 Palestinians and 13 soldiers killed in a single day”
– Globe and Mail
They Were More Concerned With Job Security And A Living Wage?
“I’m a Gen Y wannabe. Are you?
I want work to be flexible, fun and engaging. Why didn’t my generation think of this first?”
– Globe and Mail
They Pay Taxes And Run Day Centres And Hardly Ever Cause The Flu…Or Worse
“Parasites an important part of the gut community”
– Toronto Star
I Think You Can See Where THIS Is Going…For Writers…
“Time to invest in better protections for Canada’s intellectual property”
– Globe and Mail
“Amazon launches unlimited e-book service”
– Globe and Mail
The One That Lets It Brutalize Palestinians While Claiming To Follow Democratic Values?
(Yeah, Yeah, I Know Which One They Meant, But It Was Worth A Shot…)
“Israel protest double standards”
– Toronto Sun
From Good Idea To Cliché, All In One Section Of One Edition Of The Newspaper
“From Africa’s deserts to its stunning greenery”
– Toronto Star
“From shunts to tattoos, embedded metal poses risks in MRI”
– Toronto Star
“From pricey to pretenders, my winners this week”
– Toronto Star
“From lake to plate”
– Toronto Star
Intense Disappointment At Not Getting What You Know You Want Is Better Than Being Vaguely Disappointed By Not Even Knowing What You Want
“Pick the job you really want, not the make-do role”
– Globe and Mail
But…Isn’t That Your Newspaper’s Sole Raison d’Etre?
“Helping the rich get richer
Taxpayers supply electric car rebates to wealthy buyers”
– Toronto Sun
Or, It Could All Be A Bad Dream…
“Urban renaissance could bring salvation for struggling city of Detroit”
– Toronto Star
“Uranium market possibly nearing floor”
– Globe and Mail
“Bill could force companies to pull faulty drugs”
– Toronto Star
“Egyptian army could step up election timetable”
– Globe and Mail
“Some homes could be dark into new year”
– Toronto Star
“A world of electronic radiation
Could smartphones be slowly killing us?”
– Toronto Sun
“Minimum wage hike could ‘hurt'”
– Toronto Star
“Rock hall induction show could be one for the ages”
– Globe and Mail
“Harris canvas could set auction record”
– Globe and Mail
“Europe may be about to rise from the grave”
– Toronto Star
“How byelection outcomes could play out”
– Toronto Star
“U.S. court case may prove big patent issue for Blackberry”
– Globe and Mail
“Votes: Poor results for Tories could signal the Senate scandal is resonating with voters”
– Globe and Mail
“Liberals face make-or-break test
By-election win would be big for all parties, but losses for Wynne could send Ontario back to the polls”
– Globe and Mail
“Battling an Olympic-sized distraction
Employees may mult-task, but watching the Games could boost office morale”
– Toronto Star
“Robotic pills could replace injectable drugs”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Called Death, But, Uhh, Workplace Gurus Would Prefer If You Didn’t Spread That Around
“There is no such thing as work-life balance”
– Globe and Mail
It Makes It Much Harder To Fleece Them
“Group targets financial literacy for seniors”
– Toronto Star
It Must Have Been A Big Train To Hit An Entire Funeral
“Funeral set for teen hit by train”
– Toronto Sun
But, You Know, After It Gets A Few Drinks In It, Anything Is Possible
“407: Toll road operator says it prefers not to sue its customers”
– Globe and Mail