What If Liberal Progressives Don’t Want To Be Clued In To racism And Sexism?
“Did racism and sexism elect Trump?
The chasm between Middle America and liberal progressives is vast, and Democrats will have to overcome their cultural cluelessness”
– Globe and Mail
When I Stopped Laughing, I Realized That The Newspaper Did Not Have A Joke Of The Day Feature
“Watchdog wants rules for spies sharing info”
– Toronto Star
Where Only 12 Per Cent Of Those Who Are Successful On The First Attempt Try Again
“Looking at the facts about suicide attempts
A new study reveals that those who unsuccessfully try to kill themselves are more likely to have a fatal repeat”
– Globe and Mail
Not To Worry – The KKK Are All Over It!
“How to fight political correctness in the Trump era”
– Toronto Sun
You’ve Never Truly Known Fear Until You’ve Come Face To Face With An Avocado Playing With A Switchblade
“Avocados Imperil Monarch Butterflies”
– New York Times
If You Lived In Syria Or Ukraine, You Wouldn’t Be Asking
“A Trump-Putin entente? Why not?”
– Globe and Mail
Once They Can Fake That, They’ve Got It Made
“Tory leadership race needs authenticity”
– Toronto Sun
No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No! – They Live Under Bridges And Come Out To Steal Our Children So That They Can Eat Them!
Wait – Did I Read That Headline Correctly…?
“The time for tolls is now, but Toronto must get it right”
– Globe and Mail
It’s Easier To Subvert One National Plan Than Ten Provincial Ones
“Canadian execs should push for national carbon price”
– Toronto Star
Maybe You Should Take Your Hands Away From Your Ears And Stop Shouting, “La La La, I Can’t Hear You!”
“Canadians not troubled by political data collection
Minister says she’s heard no complaints from voters”
– Toronto Star
So We Can Focus On What’s Really Important: Obama’s Birth Certificate
“Hysteria over Trump’s win has to stop”
– Toronto Sun
If Any Of You Are Murdered, That Must Really Confuse CSIs
“Olive Oil: “It’s cultural. It’s something you’re with and it’s in your blood”
– Globe and Mail
Those With Thin Skins Should Find Employment In Another Country
“High Risk of Honesty in South Korea’s Offices”
– New York Times
Do You Even Know What “Multi” Means?
“Multiculturalism must be a two-way street”
– Toronto Sun
It Depends On What State They’re In…Hint Hint…
“Can Trump make U.S. cities great again?”
– Globe and Mail
Polar Ice Caps Not Sure Whether To Laugh Or Weep
“P.E.I. seaweed tames cow flatulence and cuts greenhouse gases”
– Toronto Star
If They Had Only Ordered Butter Chicken, Instead, The Terrible Tragedy Would Never Have Happened!
“Murderous rage erupts over Tandoori chicken”
– Toronto Sun
Greed And Stupidity – We Just Don’t Know Which Is Affiliated With Hope, And Which With Worry
“Trump gives Corporate America new reasons to worry, hope”
– Globe and Mail
Be Part Of The Problem You Hope To Sol – Wait A Minute! That’s Not How It Goes!
“Accessible-housing meeting derailed by inaccessible venue
Public consultations delayed as planners seek spot for those with limited mobility”
– Toronto Star
Such A Fine Line…
“BLACKBERRY WE HAVE LOVED – AND HATED”
– Toronto Star
“Germany’s fight against Facebook hate”
– Toronto Star
“What to get the televisions lovers in your life”
– Toronto Star
“We all profit from soldiers on the front lines of hate”
– Globe and Mail
“FOR THE WINE LOVER ON YOUR LIST”
– Toronto Star
“Woman wearing hijab has clothes set on fire
Incident follows several recent hate-related attacks on Muslims in the U.S.”
– Toronto Star
“Reconnecting with a former love, 20 years later”
– Toronto Star
“Haters in a frenzy over Zendaya as Mary Jane”
– Toronto Sun
“FOR THE LOVE OF GORD”
– Toronto Star
“Merkel’s shift toward the left
Chancellor seeking fourth term in part due to growing ‘hate’ in political discourse”
– Toronto Star
“Bestsellers for book lovers”
– Toronto Star
“Shows for holiday haters and lovers”
– Toronto Star
For Liberals, That’s A Low Bar (Which, Coincidentally, Is Where Many Of Them Can Be Found On A Friday Night)
“Despite questions about fundraisers, Trudeau insists Liberals acting ethically”
– Globe and Mail
On The Other Hand, BDSM Movement Multiplies Us
“BDS movement
Only divides us”
– Toronto Sun
That’s News? Trudeau Breathing Sparks Online Mockery
“Trudeau’s statement sparks online mockery”
– Toronto Star
Who, Exactly, Is Tweaking Whom In This Scenario?
“Liberals play down NAFA renegotiations
Parliamentary secretary says ‘treaties occasionally need to be tweaked’ and Canada is ready to do that ‘in good faith'”
– Globe and Mail
“Trump team flags Canadian livestock and lumber as targets in NAFTA reset”
– Globe and Mail
The Bright Side Costs $799, A Savings Of Almost 99 Cents!
“Beware the dark side of Black Friday”
– Toronto Star
The Fish Controversies From The Top
“Trump: Controversial figures considered for cabinet positions”
– Globe and Mail
Headline Begs Question: Will We See The Phrase “Begging The Question” Used Properly In A Sentence Ever Again?
“Catch of the day?
Amid slowing sales growth and changes in customer preferences, High Liner’s sinking shares beg the question: Is it time to cut bait?”
– Globe and Mail