Good Advice For Second Term Presidents
“Be ruthless when cleaning out cabinets”
– Toronto Star
Next: What CEOs Can Learn From Homeless People
“Five business lessons from life as a ski bum”
– Globe and Mail
What If We Went Wassailing In Wabash?
“We Are Where We Vacation”
– New York Times
What Do You Expect From A Zombie Economy?
“Brewers: ‘It’s cannibalization. It’s not net growth.'”
– Globe and Mail
Just Stop Short Of Suggesting That It Be A Model For Canada
“Scientists in awe of ‘vigorous, diverse’ Pluto”
– Toronto Star
He Can’t Be Too Concerned…
“Shopify CEO keeping an eye on NDP tax plans”
– Toronto Star
“Shopify makes big push in Waterloo”
– Globe and Mail
Expects Substantial Savings From Eliminating Prepositions In All Correspondence
“Twitter lays off 336 people as new CEO tries cut costs”
– Toronto Sun
Excuse Yourself!
“A difficult landscape, a determined BRP
While its short-term ales outlook remains uncertain, new products are revving up interest in Bombardier spinoff”
– Globe and Mail
By Way Of Contrast, Drywallers, Sales Clerks And IT Drones Are Indifferent To The Election
“ECONOMISTS WATCH THE ELECTION”
– Globe and Mail
Because We Loves Famouser People Than Us
“Why do we love awkward celebrity interviews so much?”
– Toronto Star
When You Have A Hummer, Everything Looks Like An Epic Fail
“Green schemes all about cash”
– Toronto Sun
Inject Rather Than Imbibe?
“New alcohol strategy needed”
– Globe and Mail
I Know I Would Be Thrilled To Be Mugged If It Meant The Jays Winning The World Series
“A TALE OF TWO CITIES: TORONTO VS. DALLAS
It may boast safer streets and taller buildings, but Canada’s biggest city trails in championship teams”
– Toronto Star
But…But…But Keeping It White And Male IS A Plan
“Corporate Canada needs a plan for diversity in the boardroom”
– Globe and Mail
You Don’t Want To Think About The Sound Of That
Or Just About Any Other Sensory Input, For That Matter
“The hills are alive with Swiss cows”
– Toronto Star
What A Bright Idea That Was!
“Firework went off on top of head”
– Toronto Sun
The 3,721st Cut Is The Deepest
“Why TD is slashing jobs as it racks up record profit”
– Globe and Mail
“Cummins cuts jobs on weak demand”
– Globe and Mail
“Deutsche Bank plans job cuts”
– Globe and Mail
“National Bank to cut jobs, issue shares”
– Globe and Mail
“TransCanada to cut 30 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“KGHM to cut 48 jobs in Sudbury”
– Globe and Mail
“La Presse announces 158 layoffs”
– Toronto Star
“TransAlta to slash 239 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“ESPN cuts 300 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Yellow Pages cutting about 300 positions”
– Toronto Star
“Twitter to cut 300 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“CP rail to trim up to 300 jobs as profits rise”
– Toronto Star
“Lockheed to cut 500 jobs in IT unit”
– Globe and Mail
“CN surpasses profit estimates but lays off 600”
– Toronto Star
“Reposol cuts 1,500 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
“Caterpillar to eliminate another 5,000 jobs by year’s end”
– Toronto Star
“HP to cut 25,000 to 30,000 jobs”
– Globe and Mail
How Dare Those Bastards Refuse To Give Up Their Lives For Our Cause?
“U.S.-Trained Forces Disappoint”
– New York Times
The Vegetables REALLY Need A New Alcohol Strategy!
“Halton school’s food garden turns into a spinach frenzy”
– Toronto Star
Then Pass Bill C-51 To Michael Jordan
“Our leaders need to pivot toward an innovation economy”
– Globe and Mail
Sorry, But…Were You Aware That The Kool-Aid Is Dripping Down Your Chin?
“Harper clear choice on the economy”
– Toronto Sun
New Cribs For The Nursery
“How to make Parliament work”
– Toronto Star
Conscience? That’s For Readers Of The Comics Page…
“Vote with your pocketbook – not markets – in mind”
– Globe and Mail
You Do Know That Fiction Is Kind Of The Opposite Of Truth, Right?
Okay, This Explains A Lot…
“The truth comes out
Spielberg and Hanks collaborate again on Cold War thriller Bridge of Spies – the dramatization of Gary Powers’ capture by Soviets”
– Toronto Sun
Porcelain Swans Swimming On A Two Per Cent Milk Lake?
“What does this team really want to be?”
– Toronto Star
The International Association Of Buggy Whip Producers Is Especially Active In Ottawa
“Historic lobbies live on”
– Globe and Mail
And, You Don’t See The Problem There?
“$2.5M union payout doesn’t look good, but is normal: Wynne”
– Toronto Star
Is In Guinness For “Shortest National Leadership Run Ever”
“Baird seriously mulls run at Conservative leadership”
– Globe and Mail
“Baird decides against return to politics”
– Globe and Mail
I Can See That
Oh, Wait – I Misread The Headline. I Thought It Was About A Booster Seat
“Ford brothers boost Harper”
– Toronto Sun
It Only Ever Existed In Your Fevered Imagination, And You Can’t Kill Something That Never Lived?
“Why Canada’s shift to conservatism isn’t dead”
– Globe and Mail
That’s Why He Prefers Not To Share His Policies With Them Until After Implementation
“Harper confident ‘people are smart'”
– Toronto Sun
You’re Really Rushing The Six Stages Of Grief, There, Fella!
“It’s time to think about next season”
– Toronto Star