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Headlines Would Tell You About The Stain On Your Shirt

You Just Have To Find A Creative Way To Get Them To Hire You


“Why getting an arts degree pays off
Creative thinkers are who businesses need, professors argue”

– Toronto Star


wHy wOuld aN oLd tEnnis pRo’s oPinion oN tHis sUbject mAtter?


“McaFee weighs in on Ashley Madison!”

– Toronto Sun


Sorry, But That’s Not A Card In His Deck


“It’s not too late for Harper to play the statesman”

– Globe and Mail


It Was A Statement Only A Publicist Could Love…Or Care About


“Matt Damon says he’s sorry”

– Toronto Star


Okay – What’s Their Email Address?


“How can the Web help Africa? Try asking Africans”

– Globe and Mail


In The Face Of The Obvious Dilution Of Meaning Of A Word, This Writer Soldiers On


“Pizza war erupts on Vaughan street”

– Toronto Star

“‘War on coal’ sparks U.S. campaign promises”


– Globe and Mail

“Toronto’s war on fun”


– Toronto Star

“Ford Nation goes to war”


– Toronto Sun

“Defence declares war on spending”


– Globe and Mail

“Warship sails to join war on crime”


– Toronto Star


As Long As They Don’t Happen To Me, At Which Point They Are Reclassified As “Tragedies”


“Failures and job losses are integral to growth”

– Globe and Mail


Of Surprise?


“Shooting victim dies”

– Toronto Sun


Claims Traffic Arteries Are Getting Away With Murder


“Coalition pushes for tougher road penalties”

– Toronto Star


The Role Of Economic Pollyanna Was Taken


“Trudeau, Mulcair being economic Chicken Littles”

– Toronto Sun


Because The Poverty Agenda Is Clearly Not Working…Or, Working Too Well…


“The leaders need a prosperity agenda”

– Globe and Mail


You Should Be Politicizing Terrorist Caused Deaths Like A Proper Political Party!


“Despicable to politicize refugee deaths”

– Toronto Sun


Under Any Other Party, It Would Decline From Mediocre To Pretty Good


“Conservatives move to change channel with dire warnings on economy”

– Globe and Mail


Tell That To Tory Strategists – They’re Scared Witless!


“Syrian refugees do not pose a terrorist threat”

– Toronto Star


What A Wimp! And Proud Of It!


“Mulcair says it again: Don’t mess with ISIS”

– Toronto Sun


If Only The Canadian People Would Focus On The REAL Issues In This Election!


“POLL
Canadians fret over economy as vote nears”

– Globe and Mail

“JOBS 1.35 million unemployed: A gloomy campaign backdrop”


– Globe and Mail


It Might Be Hard To Get An Entire Middle Eastern Village Between My Two Pieces Of Bread


“Spice up sandwiches with Sriracha”

– Toronto Star


Ack! How Am I Supposed To Know Who To Vote For If Media Elites Can’t Agree?!


“Why Harper is finished”

– Toronto Star

“The Tories may have been down, but they’re not out”


– Globe and Mail


Rat Wanted For Questioning


“Armed robbery at pizza shop”

– Toronto Sun


Oh, Stop – You’re Killing Me!


“Painkiller reform is painfully slow: experts”

– Toronto Star


WARNING: Election In Pundit’s Mirror May Be Closer Than It Appears


“Trump leads pack but GOP nominations still far, far away”

– Globe and Mail


Ask Me Again After We See If My Parachute Opens


“Where does dinner end, and an experience begins?”

– Globe and Mail


Personally, Krazy Kat And Life Of Brian Are Where I Go For Political Advice
But I’m Obviously A Media Elitist That Way


“CAN A SOCIALIST CHANGE SPOTS?
Popeye and the Bible say be careful”

– Toronto Sun


The Communications Network Is Such A Yenta!


“Internet plays matchmaker for pair who weren’t even looking for love”

– Toronto Star


You Could Build A Table On It (As Long As It Only Needed One And A Half Legs)


“Despite slump, wage growth sturdy”

– Globe and Mail


Maybe In An Alternative Universe…


“Let’s be an alternative energy superpower”

– Toronto Star


Give Her This: Clinton Sure Knows How To Win Friends And Influence People


“Clinton wants Canada, United States, Mexico to forge climate-change compact”

– Globe and Mail

“Hillary Clinton comes out against Keystone XL pipeline”


– Toronto Star


Some Should Mind Their Own Business, UN Says


“It’s a Woman’s Turn At the U.N., Some Say”

– New York Times


I Suspect It’s Not Much Different Than The Reason Ordinary People Do


“Why the elites hate Harper”

– Toronto Sun


What Was That You Were Saying About Fine Lines?


“Easy ways to pay less tax”

– Toronto Star

“Canadian firm’s German unit raided
Maple Bank investigated as part of national operation amid tax evasion allegations”


– Toronto Star


As Long As They Can Write Great Hooks, They’ll Remain With The Band


“Big Ben’s chimes losing time”

– Globe and Mail


At The Very Least, Those That Don’t Play For Our Sports Teams Any More


“Put goats on city payroll”

– Toronto Sun


Could That Be Why His Ideas Are All Wet?


“The man with his head in the clouds”

– Toronto Star


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