I Love Questions That Answer Themselves!
“As loonie languishes, eyes turn to Ottawa
With the dollar continuing its historic slide, is larger stimulus package on the horizon?”
– Toronto Star
“Ottawa to fast-track stimulus spending”
– Globe and Mail
Positioning For The Past Wasn’t Working For Them
“CEO Masrani repositioning TD for future”
– Globe and Mail
The Dish Immediately Forms A Union And Pickets For Better Working Conditions
“Fresh injects life into tacos”
– Toronto Star
Yes, BUT THEY CAN AFFORD TO
“When weighing financial forecasts, know that even billionaires make bad predictions”
– Globe and Mail
The Commute To Beijing Is A Killer
“At last, a home for the Niagara Symphony Orchestra”
– Globe and Mail
With Global Warming Lengthening The Growing Season, It’s Win-Win!
“Low dollar opportunity to boost food exports”
– Toronto Star
They’re Doomed
“Syrians are arriving: Where will they work?
If we’re smart, we’ll keep helping them find their way after the sponsorships expire and the refugee crisis fades from the headlines”
– Globe and Mail
Least Surprising Headline Of 2015
“Gitmo prisoner: I was tortured”
– Toronto Sun
Fox News?
“Our genuine opportunity in artificial intelligence”
– Globe and Mail
And, Here Are 500 To Explain Why
“Banning yoga is too stupid for words”
– Toronto Sun
Still Haven’t Reached The Level Where Anybody Will Do Anything About Them, Though
“Shootings Stir Dread In America”
– New York Times
I’m Guessing Not With His Feet
“How David Chow makes his handmade chocolates”
– Toronto Star
The Unfairness Of A World Grappling With The Consequences Of Fossil Fuel-Induced Global Climate Change?
“Keystone suit a righteous fight against unfairness”
– Globe and Mail
In The Fantasy League In My Mind, They’ve Already Won The Stanley Cup
“Leafs better than record suggest”
– Toronto Star
About The Company’s Dirty Practices
“VW Needs to Come Clean”
– New York Times
Whatever You Do, Don’t Ask “What Could Possibly -“
“How not to be a patsy: A guide for smart investors”
– Globe and Mail
You Hadda Ask, Didn’t You? You Just Hadda Open Your Big, Fat Mouth And Ask!
“U.S. stocks: What could possibly go wrong?”
– Globe and Mail
And, The Sun Was Hotter
And, Water Was Wetter
And, Your Point Is…?
“Middle East less stable under Obama”
– Toronto Sun
Only One Man? Mmm…Maybe We Could Get A Movie Of The Week Out Of It…
“Man pulled alive from beneath China landslide
Migrant worker, 21, survived 67-hour ordeal because collapsed door protected him”
– Toronto Star
It’s Easier To Sell What You Can’t See
“Hydro sell-off denial
Tory’s office says reports of plans to see city assets are ‘false'”
– Toronto Sun
Headline Writer’s Reputation In The Craper
“Dubai hotel burns as fireworks fly
Skycraper in flames as thousands gather to watch New Year’s display”
– Toronto Star
I Recommend Offshore Accounts To All Of Them To Minimize The Load
“Every man, woman and child pays for government debt”
– Globe and Mail
The Alert Certainly Was Real
“Munich terror threat not a ‘false alert'”
– Toronto Star
Sform Over Sfunction
“OUT OF THIN AIR
Recapturing carbon from the atmosphere is one thing, but a Canadian company wants to go one step further by turning that carbon into fuel. In the process, it hopes to tranform the fight against climate change, reports Ivan Semeniuk”
– Globe and Mail
As We Sift Through The Sand Of A Desertified Planet, We’ll Always Have…You Know…
“Why Paris means so much”
– Toronto Star
“Plenty of hot air at Paris climate summit”
– Toronto Star
People Getting My Personal Information? Please, Don’t Hack Mir Un Chienik!
“Blackmailers target clients of Ashley Madison
Complaints to FTC claim online extortionists active in wake of site’s hacking”
– Toronto Star
“JPMorgan’s 2014 hack tied to ring of cybercriminals”
– Globe and Mail
“Walmart photo centre exposed to hackers”
– Toronto Star
“For the Best Hackers, Firms Look to Argentina”
– New York Times
“Arrest made in hacking of digital toy maker VTech”
– Globe and Mail
“Europe declaws Iran’s ‘Rocket Kitten’ hackers”
– Toronto Sun
“Internet literacy best way to defend today’s ‘smart home’
Hackers reach new levels of sophistication in breaching appliances linked to phones”
– Toronto Star
Whereas, I Have One Standard: Easy On Ford And Tough On All Other Addicts
“Double standard for addiction
Trudeau talks tough on Ford, not his Liberal buddy”
– Toronto Sun
Aren’t We At War With Syrah?
“Know the twin grapes, shiraz and Syrah”
– Toronto Star
Or, They Could Be Used For Joyrides
Or…They Could Be Used FOR TERRORIST JOYRIDES!
Where Is Jack Bauer When You Need Him?
“Theft: Stolen GTA cars could be funding terrorism”
– Globe and Mail
How Long Before They Admit To Doing It Do You Have In Your Office Pool?
“Fiat Chrysler denies false reporting accusation”
– Toronto Star
When? Three Reincarnations From Now
How? Boldly
Why? I Still Have Some Karma To Work Out…
“The toughest decision in investing
A reality check for those thinking of getting out of the market: just when, and how, will you get back in?”
– Globe and Mail