Because A Country Doesn’t Need To Grow Its Own Food To Prosper…
“Instead of meddling with foreign demand, we should be freeing up urban land supply”
– Globe and Mail
Diaper Change, Maybe
“Can Hillary sate desire for change?”
– Toronto Star
Libertarian Candidate Not Suffering From Electile Dysfunction
“Johnson rising in the polls”
– Toronto Sun
And, End Up At Communism?
“Trump team takes hard tilt to the right”
– Toronto Star
Equality Of Ad Hominem Attacks? That’s Just Brilliant
“Equality of outcome? That’s just stupid”
– Toronto Sun
Canada’s Waistline Will Be Slimmer, But It Will Lose A Lot Of Hair
“Brexit will affect Canada’s trade with Britain, but how?”
– Globe and Mail
If Only The Victim Was So Lucky!
“Chicago cops face firing over fatal shooting”
– Toronto Star
Write A Newspaper Article About How Annoying Wine Snobs Are?
“How to be more annoying than wine snobs”
– Toronto Star
And, Pinpointing The Moment Electoral Politics Became So Polarized
“Alberta fossil site hints at ‘epic disaster’
‘Bone bed’ contains remains of at least a dozen centrosaurs, providing a possible geological snapshot into a cataclysmic event”
– Globe and Mail
Irony So Thick, Carl Hiassen Could Have Written It
“Ex-gang leader shot in fitness class”
– Toronto Star
Judge Nods Dreamily And Coyly Asks, “Who Knew?”
“Accused needs fair trial: lawyer”
– Toronto Sun
I Think You May Be Too Quick To Rule Out Sobbing Uncontrollably As An Option
“If congressional opposition buries the TPP, there’s nothing Canada can do about it”
– Globe and Mail
The Climate Wasn’t Good For His Complexion
“Why Donald Trump wasn’t in Vietnam”
– Toronto Star
Was It Ever?
“Is GDP still a reliable gauge of growth?”
– Globe and Mail
I Didn’t See Either On The Menu – Can I Just Get A Coke?
“Pipelines or reduced carbon emissions: choose one”
– Toronto Star
Small Business Needs To Get Out More
“Small business aims to catch Olympics buzz with mosquito traps”
– Globe and Mail
But, If They Come Across One In The Wild…
“The police are not hunting black men”
– Toronto Sun
Better That We Trust In The Tyranny Of Ignorance
I Know Somebody Who Can Lead The Way…
“So much for flossing – and for the tyranny of expertise”
– Globe and Mail
The Internet Has Too Much Time On Its Hands
“Topless Trudeau becomes the toast of the Internet”
– Toronto Star
Anybody Recall A Time When Products Were Safe To Use?
“Takata to recall more inflators”
– Globe and Mail
“Trouble in the produce aisle
A frozen-fruit recall launched last week prompts a look at how outbreaks still happen in Canada”
– Globe and Mail
“GM to recall pickups to fix seat belts”
– Globe and Mail
“Mars recalls products”
– Globe and Mail
“Pfizer recalls Advil liquid products for infants, children”
– Toronto Star
“Ford Motor issues three recalls”
– Globe and Mail
“Volkswagen recalls 5,900 Tourans”
– Globe and Mail
“Toyota recalls 60,000 vehicles”
– Globe and Mail
“Ford recalls 271,000 pickups”
– Globe and Mail
“Ikea recalls 29 million dressers after 6 kids killed”
– Toronto Star
“BMW issues recall over air-bag issue”
– Globe and Mal
“Frozen-food recall linked to listeria covers hundreds of items
Suspect products not sold in Ontario, but were carried in variety of stores since 2014″
– Toronto Star
“DAIRY
Saputo expands recall”
– Globe and Mail
“McDonald’s recalls Happy Meal bands”
– Toronto Star
Actually, He Lost Because Not Enough People Believed In The Truth He Was Telling
“Hudak lost because he told the truth”
– Toronto Sun
Is Suicide Squad: Suicider! Squadier! Not Trade Payoff Enough?
“As the loonie sinks (again), where’s the trade payoff?”
– Globe and Mail
“Hollywood North’s hot market
Low loonie, tax credits driving the Toronto film industry”
– Toronto Star
Giving The Phrase “Turkey Shoot” A Whole New Meaning
“Ottawa advises Canadians in Turkey to remain indoors”
– Globe and Mail
Because The Devil Is In The Details?
“Cabinet hell-bent on your input”
– Toronto Star
And Self-destruct? Oh, Yes, Please
“Will Canada’s Tories copy Trump and Theresa May?”
– Toronto Sun
How The Horse Got In Their Pyjamas They Don’t Know
“Firefighters rescue horse upside down in a gully”
– Toronto Star
To Or Not To
“Couche-Tard bulks up with CST deal
Corner store operator says it’s not finished buying assets in the sector, but future purchases will more modest”
– Globe and Mail
Oh, I Don’t Know – When You’ve Been Practicing Something For So Long, You Can Get Really Good At It
“B.C.’s homeless ‘impossible to ignore'”
– Toronto Star
Campaign Thrilled That He Has Secured The All-important Dromedary Demographic
“Camel loves fruits and admires Donald Trump”
– Toronto Star
Feel Free To Bring Along Your Imaginary Friends
“Wanted: adaptable, experienced learners for the jobs we haven’t yet created”
– Globe and Mail
Not Unless There Is An Unreleased David Bowie Song About It
“WAS THERE LIFE ON VENUS?”
– Toronto Sun
Oops!
I Mean: Seriously Oops!
“TransCanada pitches safety of proposed Energy East”
– Toronto Star
“Saskatchewan oil spill fuels fears on Energy East”
– Toronto Star
No, But I Think I Have The Meaningless Business Buzzwords Down
“Are you ready for the innovation economy?”
– Globe and Mail
Obese Call For Action On Senate
Symmetry Is Maintained
“Senate calls for action on obesity”
– Toronto Star