A Few of My Favourite Things will be back after these commercial messages…
1. My favourite bank for buying kitty toys: Purr Chase Manhattan…
2. My favourite alternate fuel source/literary character: Ethanol Fromme…
3. My favourite patriotic American song lyric/disease carrying insect: “Oh, say, can you tsetse?”
4. My favourite 1960s sitcom actress/imaginary anti-hero: Mary Tyler Durdon…
5. My favourite Canadian band/Australian band: Men at Work Without Hats…
6. My favourite politician with a sense of humour: Hilarity Clinton…
7. My favourite Disney cartoon about an old comic strip: Finding Little Nemo in Slumberland…
8. My favourite filing system for serial killers on TV: a roloDexter…
9. My favourite western movie about a really annoying Englishman: True Git…
10. My favourite U2 song about a Canadian actress named Megan: “I Will Follows…”
11. My favourite cereal to eat in a British Columbia city: Froot Kamloops…
12. My favourite dance choreographer/cartoonist: Busby Berkely Breathed…
13. My favourite Dr. Seuss character who lives by a warrior code: Samurai Am…
14. My favourite Leave it to Beaver character/cinematographer: Eddie Haskell Wexler…
15. My favourite actor/silent reproach: Christian Baleful look…
16. My favourite telephone inventor/unit of measuring sound: Alexander Graham Decibel…
17. My favourite epic fantasy series/satirical short story writer: Lord of the Ring Lardners, Jr. …
18. My favourite classic TV producer/literary contest: an Aaron Spelling bee…
19. My favourite dinosaur/radio and television announcer: Mastadon Pardo…
20. My favourite novelty song about a lack of yoga poses: “Yes, We Have No Ananas…”
21. My favourite dance choreographer/brand of contact lens: Pina Bausch & Lomb…
22. My favourite Tank Girl actress/navy rank: Lori Petty officer…
23. My favourite trigonometric function/necessity: cosine qua non…
24. My favourite Brylcream ad catchphrase/Flintsones cry: a little yabba dabba will do ya!
25. My favourite dystopian science fiction series/dystopian fantasy series: The Hunger Games of Thrones…
26. My favourite band that puts out an annual fact sheet: the Almanac Brothers…
27. My favourite American actor/trite material: Eric Banal…
28. My favourite Star Wars villain/Daniel Defoe novel: Darth Maul Flanders…
29. My favourite Middle Eastern greeting/alternate film festival: Salaam Dance…
30. My favourite horse colour/comedy programme: Roan and Martin’s Laugh In…
31. My favourite part of the cake/Walt Whitman poem: “Icing the Body Electric…”
This is a Few of My Favourite Things’ favourite month – what a coincidence!
1. My favourite internal organ/Maltese Falcon actor: Kidney Greenstreet…
2. My favourite hotel to stay in during the Muslim holidays: the Ramadan Inn…
3. My favourite card scam/comedy troupe: three card Monte Python’s Flying Circus…
4. My favourite large screen film format/Beverley Hillbilly: Imax Baer…
5. My favourite animated film about the quest to find a fish in extreme weather: Finding El Nino…
6. My favourite play about the demise of a certain female tennis star’s fan: Death of a Seles Man…
7. My favourite television music composer/sailor’s break: Howard Shore leave…
8. My favourite Shirley MacLaine role/Federico Fellini film: Irma La Dolce Vita…
9. My favourite Japanese manga adaptation/French politician: Battle Ségolène Royale…
10. My favourite Mozart opera/bubble gum flavour: Cosi Fan Tutti Frutti…
11. My favourite actress/city to take a wrong turn at: Jessica Albuquerque…
12. My favourite nightclub/austere life philosopher : Copa Ascetic…
13. My favourite Elvis Costello song about 1960s pop singer Ed: “My Ames is True…”
14. My favourite time travelling alien/Twitter app: Dr. Hootsuite…
15. My favourite modernist poet/1930s crimefighter: T. S. Eliot Ness…
16. My favourite M*A*S*H actor/forearm bone: Alan Ulna…
17. My favourite occasional lodging in Indiana: pied-a-Terre Haute…
18. My favourite Portuguese explorer/blood plasma that contains protective antibodies: Vasco da Gamma Globulin…
19. My favourite film about a law firm headed by a media guru and a former Ontario Premier: Inside McLuhan Davis…
20. My favourite John Grierson documentary about natives on social media: Facebook of the North…
21. My favourite Chinese leader/movie ogre: Chang Kai Shrek…
22. My favourite film about singer Rudy’s commitment to environmentalism: How Green Was My Vallee…
23. My favourite Republican politician/horrific method of execution: Ted Crucify…
24. My favourite Love song about a legendary Boston Bruin: “Alone Again, Orr…”
25. My favourite type of mystery by my favourite mystery author: Arthur Conundrum Doyle…
26. My favourite cartoon Mountie/part of a neuron: Dudley Dendrite…
27. My favourite white rappers/R&B vocal group: Beastie Boyz II Men…
28. My favourite comedy duo and my favourite description of their humour: Laurel and foolHardy…
29. My favourite East Indian actor/range of colours: Dev Pastel…
30. My favourite Asian dish for people who are just getting by: eking duck…
31. My favourite character from the Godfather who blocks the passage of legislation: Don Veto Corleone…