Flowers and chocolates weren’t necessary for A Few of My Favourite Things to win over Twitter’s affections…
1. My favourite Russian chess grandmaster/method of getting through locked doors in a building: Boris Passkey…
2. My favourite sketch comedy series about rice dishes: Pilaf In…
3. My favourite sketch comedian on a lazy day in paradise: Eric Idyl…
4. My favourite alien method of sharing thoughts/way to score points playing canasta: a Vulcan hearts meld…
5. My favourite silent film comedian/method of stripping paint: Ben Turpentine…
6. My favourite china/outlaws: the Royal Doulton gang…
7. My favourite seer’s deck of cards/stand up comedian: Tarot Top…
8. My favourite movie about the brilliance of the manoeuvres of the head of state to avoid being impeached: All the President’s Acumen…
9. My favourite fictional lawyer/rock formation: Perry Mesa…
10. My favourite Supertramp song about the dirtiest room in 100 years: “Grime of the Century…”
11. My favourite highly-caffeinated, citrus-flavored soft drink/former Russian President: Boris Mello Yeltsin…
12. My favourite stunted youth/cure for whatever ails you: Peter Panacea…
13. My favourite world spiritual leader/way of giving birth: the Dalai Lamaze method…
14. My favourite former Daily Show correspondent/person who questions everything: Wyatt Cynic…
15. My favourite disco group that you could use to wash the windows of your car: The Squeegees…
16. My favourite aid to memory/fashion model: Mnemonika Schnarre…
17. My favourite pool shot/Princess Bride actor: Carom Elwes…
18. My favourite stinging insect/Maude actor: Bee Arthur…
19. My favourite pear-like fruit/American President: John Quince Adams…
20. My favourite music producer/eyewash: Roch Visine…
21. My favourite Demetrius and the Gladiators star before he was famous: Victor Amateur…
22. My favourite plastic building material/Sherlock actor: Lucite Liu…
23. My favourite unexpected lucky break/black Marvel comics hero: Fluke Cage…
24. My favourite French cinema movement/shoe brand: Nouvelle Fluevog…
25. My favourite Belgian detective/Commedia Dell’Arte character: Hercule Pierrot…
26. My favourite Bond theme singer/dog breed: Shirley Bassey Hound…
27. My favourite Indian currency/Harry Potter actor: Rupee Grint…
28. My favourite form of Chinese silk/scam: a pongee scheme…
29. My favourite Canadian women’s rights activist/slang description of a huge error: Agnes Epic MacPhail…
30. My favourite Star Trek: The Next Generation character/means of getting out a protest message: Jean-Luc Placard…
31. My favourite The Grass Roots song/musician’s daughter turned actor: “Let’s Liv Tyler for Today…”
A Few of My Favourite Things hates to ask, but since you brought it up…
1. My favourite argument against/country singer: Rebut McEntire…
2. My favourite Simpsons voice actor/percussion instrument: Don Castanet…
3. My favourite eighties singer/serpent that could kill you with a single glance: Toni Basilisk…
4. My favourite Rush song about antipasto: “Red Bruschetta…”
5. My favourite Depression era crime fighter who was a little bit strange: Elliott Weirdness…
6. My favourite post-secondary institution to attend in order to study TV law: Parry Mason University…
7. My favourite Christmas drink to sip at while curling up with a good mystery: egg nog with Simenon…
8. My favourite sitcom about being interred with your offspring: Buried, With Children…
9. My favourite type of life/Wild at Heart actor: Flora Dern…
10. My favourite bagel schmear/source of old reading material: cheese with archives…
11. My favourite Broadway musical about a Japanese appetizer: Auntie Edamame…
12. My favourite The 39 Steps actor/dessert: Robert Donut…
13. My favourite American Vice President/Mexican dish: Aaron Burrito…
14. My favourite cinematic canine/Swedish film director: Lassie Hallstron…
15. My favourite Monkee/rotational force: Peter Torque…
16. My favourite party for a Star Wars villain: Gala Fett…
17. My favourite Christian philosopher about horses: Saint Thomas Equines…
18. My favourite suspense film about Jewish ghouls: Shalom Grave…
19. My favourite fitness master who exhibits a lot of layers: Trish Stratums…
20. My favourite comedian who is constantly losing the thread of his jokes: Jim Gaffe Again…
21. My favourite Die Hard actor who runs a place I stay when I’m out of town: Bonnie Bedelia and Breakfast…
22. My favourite doll couple/modern Japanese martial art: Barbie and Kendo…
23. My favourite Patricia Highsmith novel about a psychopathic eagle: The Taloned Mister Ripley…
24. My favourite Western TV series about Biblical justice: Alias Smite and Jones…
25. My favourite hostile method of gauging public opinion: a Harass Poll…
26. My favourite football player whose career turned out to be pointless: Doug Futile…
27. My favourite New Pornographers vocalist/cigarette holder: Nicotine Case…
28. My favourite way of preparing for my death/American novelist: making out my Willa Cather…
29. My favourite portrayor of Catwoman/way of stretching myself: Anne Hathaway Yoga…
30. My favourite film about a dentist who climbs the ladder of his profession based on his ability to fill cavities: The Secret of My Abscess…
31. My favourite operatic method of covering the floor: an aria rug…