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Hey! You Got Your Headline In My Question!
No, I Didn’t! You Got Your Question In My Headline!
Hilarity Ensued…

Does My Cat Mittenchops Study Particle Physics?
She Has A Pretty Good Grasp Of String Theory, But Still…


“Does Ford secretly study political philosophy?”

Toronto Star


When Your Bank Gets Goose Bumps And Its Teeth Start To Chatter


“How much bank exposure is too much?”

Globe and Mail


Knee Pads And Very Thick Gloves


“What do I wear on a post-divorce date?”

Toronto Star


Then Comes Baby In The Baby Carriage


“The USMCA has been signed – what comes next?”

Globe and Mail


Shakincidence


“Coincidence or shakedown?”

Toronto Star


Endorphins Help It Forget Your Body’s Low


“What happens to your brain during runner’s high?”

Globe and Mail


Yes: Some Think Prime Minister Trudeau Blew It With SNC-Lavalin, Others Believe The Whole Thing Is A Big, Fat Nothingburger
Fortunately, They All Taste The Same On The Nothingburger


“Is there a difference among vinegars?”

Globe and Mail


Have You Been Talking To Your Condiments Again?


Who’ll walk the plank?
This SNC-Lavalin mess just won’t go away and it can’t be left to fester”

Toronto Sun


It’s All The Rage Under Bridges


“Why would anyone want a haircut called the Troll?”

Toronto Star


They, Umm, Archeolog, Of Course


Skull: ‘There are 400 archeologists in Ontario. What do they do?'”

Globe and Mail


If You Want To Continue To Drink Just Coffee…


“If the coffee’s to go, do you pay a tip?”

Toronto Star


Oh, Say, Can You Odyssey?


“Greece’s financial ‘Odyssey’ over?”

Toronto Sun


A Nice Beret Would Likely Have Been Better


“Is Marleau the answer to Leafs’ cap issues”

Toronto Star


Oooooh, He’s Good!


“Why do I feel guilty for breaking up with a toxic friend?”

Globe and Mail


The Rest Of CanadaTM Would Be Able To Concentrate Its Hatred More Effectively


“What would happen if Toronto actually became a province?”

Toronto Star


Oh, Yeah. They Flow Freely. So Much, In Fact, That Friends Recommend Verbal Tampons For Them!


“Do your conversations flow?”

Toronto Star


Meerkats – They Take Irrational Exuberance To A Whole New Level!


“Earnings growth, weakened economy not driving current rally – so what is?”

Globe and Mail


Where It Belongs: On The Palms Of The Driver’s Hands


“Distracted driving, where’s the stigma?”

Toronto Star


How Bad The New Food Guidelines Are, And How You Should Totally Ignore Them


“Germs in your gut are talking to your brain. So, what are they saying?”

Toronto Star


Remember: Countries Don’t Have Permanent Friends, Only Permanent Myopia


“Iran and the United States: Forever Enemies?”

New York Times


For Apprentice Witches, Perhaps


“Can water be a magical ingredient?”

Globe and Mail


They Won’t Be Satisfied Until They’ve Put It Six Feet Under The Ground


“Do Tories really have better way for the TTC?”

Toronto Star


Sparingly. Very Sparingly


“How do I use anchovies?”

Globe and Mail


When Did You Turn 45?


“Single and speeding around in a Bugatti?”

Toronto Star


Hit Delete On The Keyboard Of Life


“I made a big life change and I’m regretting it. How do I undo everything?”

Toronto Sun


What Do I Look Like – A Vet?


“America is broken. Can it be fixed?

Toronto Star


Because The Chicken Asked Him To Join It There?


“WHY DID THE CANADIAN CROSS THE ROAD?”

Globe and Mail


Naah – But It Does Keep Us Busy Until The Ultimate Pay Off


“Does all of the worry, planning and work we do actually pay off?”

Toronto Star


Undoubtedly If The Schultz Estate Has Anything To Say About It


“Is the threat of peanuts everlasting?”

Toronto Star


That’s Kind Of What Happens When You Advocate That The Entire Budget Be Devoted To Law Enforcement


“‘What do we have now, a police state?‘”

Toronto Sun


Who Cleans Up The Mess When Headline Writers Crack Wise?


“Are celebrities now facing an eggs-istential crisis?”

Toronto Star


Have You Seen How Much Snow Fell In The Past Week‽


“Why don’t we care about climate change?”

Globe and Mail


Stop Talking About Climate Change


“How can we make our adult children care?”

Toronto Star


No, I Would Say We Have Equal Contempt For Both


“Does your organization treat its customers better than its work force?”

Globe and Mail


Because People Keep Reminding Them Of Entropy


“Why can’t appliances just keep working forever?”

Toronto Star


Comfortable Seventysomethings Hogged All The Best Toys For Themselves


“I’m a struggling twentysomething. What went wrong?”

Globe and Mail


No Diapers Tour, More Like


Will Stones be rolling into T.O. as part of No Filter tour?

Toronto Sun


Have You Ever Seen Them In A Bathing Suit? Hubba Hubba!


“You think 2015, ’16, ’17 and ’18 were hot?”

Toronto Star


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