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To Headline, Or Not To Headline, That Is the Question

Don’t Waste Your Time – Go Straight For An Exorcism


“My husband’s support for Trump is poisoning our marriage. Should I get a divorce?”

Globe and Mail


Say That Fast Three Times
It Won’t Get You Out Of Jail, But It Will Help To Pass The Time


“Who’s policing adviser who advises police?”

Toronto Star


I Guess I Better Acquire A Taste For Purina Products


“What if today’s economy is as good as it gets for your personal finances?”

Globe and Mail


Are You Kidding?
Technology Is Messing With My Positively Ancient Brain!


“Even tech execs fret about kids’ smartphone addictions
Is technology messing with young brains, even as it enlightens and empowers them?”

Toronto Star


It Depends: Are You Julia Child Or Michael Myers?


“What knives do I really need in the kitchen?”

Globe and Mail


Because We Prefer To Order Online


“Why not a chore bot?”

Toronto Star


Tajikistan


“Where do we find the next great Canadian novel?”

Globe and Mail


Salman Ibn Falouzi
Haven’t You Been Paying Attention?


“Canada needs a wrecking ball of a novel, but who will write it?”

Toronto Star


Canada’s? Sure – The Work Force Is Strong In This One


“‘New-collar’ jobs are coming. Is the work force ready?”

Globe and Mail


Generally, Yes
The Only Exception Would Be If She Defends Star Trek: Discovery, In Which Case IMMEDIATELY DISOWN HER!


“My fiance’s sister offended me, should I forgive her?”

Toronto Star


It’s Easier To Dismiss Them That Way?


“Why Do We Think All Woman Think Alike?”

New York Times


Is A Party Involved?


“Readers, are you ready to fight for Toronto?”

Toronto Star


Where’s The Bee – Oh, There It Is. I Didn’t See It At First Because It Was Being Smothered By Your Cultural Superiority


Is meat cooked?
The world is waking up to the notion that the industrial raising of animals for human consumption is an abomination to our planet and our health. Finally, animal-free eating has gone mainstream and meat may be going the way of tobacco, Peter Singer writes.”

Globe and Mail

“A SHORT HISTORY OF BEEF
Is it naive to think cows can be both naturally raised and economically feasible?”


Globe and Mail

“How does your meat alternative stack up for protein content?”


Globe and Mail


Ha! Ha! Oh, Tha – Thank You For Giving Me The Best Laugh I’ve Had In Weeks!


“Is media too hard on Trump?”

Toronto Star


In This Economy, Just About Everybody Gets It In The Bottom


“Is the push towards zero-fee funds a race to the bottom?”

Globe and Mail


When Losers Renounce Their Canadian Citizenship


“41-0 – kid’s hockey rout leads to question: when is it enough?”

Toronto Star


Paranoia Isn’t Really A Culture…


Legalization: Will cannabis lose its culture?”

Globe and Mail


Somebody With Too Much Dough On His Hands And A Strange Sense Of Humour


“Who invented the sushi pizza?”

Toronto Star


Hmm…Tough One…Why Don’t We Ask Keynes?


“Canadian bonds vs. stocks:
Which is the better pick for long-term returns?”

Globe and Mail


In Nuclear Fallout, Vwls R Th Frst Cslty


“‘Floating Nuclear Reactor? Srsly?'”

Toronto Star


Tajikistan – Take Two


“Where does Oshawa go from here?”

Toronto Star


As Long As I’m Not Forced To Carry A Child To Term, Why Shouldn’t I Be?


“How Canada became an international surrogacy hotspot
The quick recognition of legal parentage and high-quality universal health care combine to make us the world’s go-to place for surrogacy. Everyone okay with that?”

Globe and Mail


I Hear You Knocking, But You Can’t Come In


“Democracy, is that you?”

Toronto Star


I’m Still Waiting For My Soul To Make The Transition From Black And White To Colour


“Ready for some psychedelic soul?”

Toronto Star


Long Term Weight Gain?


“Liberals claim a short-term win on new NAFTA, but at what cost?”

Globe and Mail


If They Know What’s Best For Them, They Do!


“Do Canadians believe father knows best?”

Globe and Mail


Chuckie Could Jump Out Of A Dark Corner And Stab It To Death
Why, Why, WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK THAT QUESTION‽


“What could go wrong with NAFTA?”

Toronto Star


Side With Knowledge
Supporting Economy Will Result In Too Many Casualties


“How does Canada win the knowledge-economy war?”

Globe and Mail


In The Future


“How do I tell my partner about my past?”

Toronto Star


Is That Not Enough?


“Is that all there is?”

Globe and Mail


Everybody Says It Isn’t, So…


“Is the conformity of holiday entertainment dangerous?”

Globe and Mail


Support Creators?


“Fans want to do the right thing, but what is it?”

Toronto Star


A Schmendrick


“It’s how they spoke. Who was I to kvetch?”

Toronto Star


With Ten Foot Tongs Wearing A Hazmat Suit


“How do you prepare a fresh pomegranate?”

Toronto Star


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