I Hate To Throw Cold Water On The Virutes Of Your Editing, But…
“Debating the virutes of cold-water therapy”
– Toronto Star
Film Nobody Asked For Comes To Channel Nobody Watches
“Mighty Ducks reboot coming to Disney+”
– Toronto Sun
Premier Is Banned From All Media Appearances
“Province introduces new anti-bullying measures”
– Toronto Star
Poor People Will Be Able To Afford To Eat As Well As Pay Their Rent?
“The perils of attacking income disparity through redistributive policies”
– Globe and Mail
How Can You Dangle Anything From A Sidewalk?
“Sidewalk dangles a startup fund if Quayside a go”
– Toronto Star
They’ll Be Sure To Kill Them When They Get There
“Washington, Beijing closing in on parts of a trade deal, U.S. says”
– Globe and Mail
There Aren’t Pills For That…But There Should Be
“Campaign did little to ease business anxiety”
– Toronto Star
“Trudeau’s win stokes anxiety in Alberta oil patch”
– Globe and Mail
The US Will Never Accept That
“To make corrupt leaders pay, we should seize and repurpose frozen assets”
– Globe and Mail
It Was To The End Of The Driveway, But Small Steps, Right?
“I went for a walk. And I didn’t hate it”
– Toronto Star
How Do You Expect Me To Trust A Restaurant That Can’t Even Afford To Buy A Vowel?
“Well travelled
Halifax’s Rchmnd mixes international flair with local familiarity”
– Globe and Mail
He Doesn’t Trust His Natural Ability, So He Uses An App On His Phone
“Johnson turns on charm in Brexit push”
– Toronto Star
In Fact, If They Could Overlook The Year Completely, That Would Be Great
“Analysts expect investors to look beyond the U.S. stock market in 2020”
– Globe and Mail
Just In Indonesia?
I’ve Known About It Wherever I Have Had Tofu
“Toxic Side of Tofu in Indonesia”
– New York Times
Right-wing Economists Who Demanded It And Now Renounce It Belong There, Too
“A carbon tax isn’t the only tool in the box”
– Globe and Mail
Hop A Long Cassidy Derides Again!
“For Pattinson, it had to work, eventually
He’s come along way from ‘Twilight,’ and the trip has been ‘an all-consuming terror'”
– Toronto Star
What A Difference An Editorial Board Makes
“Liberals choose to go to the left rather than bridge divide with the Prairies”
– Globe and Mail
“Liberals ‘open to new ideas’
PM appeals for unity in throne speech as Parliament returns after divisive election”
– Toronto Star
It’s Just A Happy Coincidence That It Usually Works Out That Way
“A healthy meal doesn’t have to be bland”
– Toronto Star
Presidential Tweet Blows It To Hell
“U.S. makes pledge to Mexico on USMCA labour issues”
– Globe and Mail
There’s Always Ford
“Watch out, Trudeau
When Scheer-bashing becomes boring, it’s time to aim elsewhere”
– Toronto Sun
Has To Kill A Boss And Level Up First
“Agency aims to ‘unlock funding'”
– Toronto Star
Living The Dream!
“Catalyst bid makes Baker group look dubious
HBC executive chairman and his allies are plotting to grab 100% of the company with nary a penny of their own money”
– Globe and Mail
Nothing Less Than A Million Dollar Donation To The Conservative Party Will Suffice
“Ontario’s London, N.Y.C. envoys must be ‘qualified'”
– Toronto Star
Imagine What Their Fate Would Have Been If Beer Had Been Talking
“Champagne says two Canadians detained in China could be compensated”
– Globe and Mail
Loving Meat Definitely In Your Jeans, Observation Shows
“Hating vegetables could be in your genes, study shows”
– Toronto Star
That Seems Fair
The Middle Class Is Not A Class At All
“‘Middle class tax cut’ is not a tax cut at all”
– Globe and Mail
Headlines Optimistic Despite Doom And Gloom
“BoC expected to hold rates steady despite strong economic data”
– Globe and Mail
“Shopify surpasses BCE market cap as shares continue to surge
Software company’s value climbs to $56.2-billion despite lack of profitability, as market share and revenue expand”
– Globe and Mail
“Oil prices drop as Trump fans fears of extended trade war, but more upside seen ahead for TSX energy stocks”
– Globe and Mail
“Despite attack on Saudi oil facilities, global markets are unconcerned”
– Globe and Mail
“Happy cannaversary! Looking back at year one of legalized pot
Despite lingering safety concerns and bumpy rollout for industry, experts point to early successes”
– Toronto Star
“Boeing still predicting U.S. approval of 737 Max in 2019
Shares of plane maker rise, even as it reports a 53-per-cent drop in quarterly profit”
– Globe and Mail
“Liberals fire up anti-oil rhetoric despite risk to national unity”
– Globe and Mail
“Despite falling demand for potash, Nutrien is still worth the investment”
– Globe and Mail
1. Get Used To Being Screwed
2. To 10. Repeat Step One
“Hard money truths for teens, young adults
These 10 tips will help high-school graduates deal with costly housing and a rough job market”
– Globe and Mail
Not That We Want To To Put Too Fine A Point On It
“‘People are starting realize it’s going down for good”
– Toronto Star
Worried They’ll Win Primaries Against Republican Congresspeople
“U.S. fears feral pig invasion from Canada”
– Globe and Mail
But Since The Supreme Court Ruled Politicians Don’t Have To Tell The Truth, They’re Good
“Fiscal update shows Liberals can’t deliver on all promises”
– Toronto Star
What Was The Ad That Featured The Tag Line, “Please Don’t Squeeze The Margin?”
“Dollarama maintains prices despite margin squeeze”
– Globe and Mail