The Outcome Of The Election Was Garrbledeflargh!
It Was Total Fleuglefahaha!
The Tory Majority Was Pure Gehuddenahudden!
Oh, My Gord, You’re Right!
“If you didn’t vote, you can’t complain”
– Toronto Star
That’s Why We Need To Elbow It In The Head When The Ref Isn’t Looking
“Stagflation can be tricky to stickhandle”
– Toronto Star
Oh, No? Just Watch U – Oooh, Did You See The Queen At The Golden Jubilee? She Looked Like Yoda In Furs!
“We can’t lose interest in Ukraine war”
– Toronto Star
Seems Like An Extreme Method To Get Away From Screaming Grandchildren
“Octogenarian crosses ocean
At 83, man becomes oldest to sail across Pacific”
– Toronto Star
That’s The Best Ontario Election Post-mortem Anybody’s Done
“Plenty of artillery, but no ammunition”
– Toronto Star
AAA (Asked And Answered)
“Will parties unite against threat of climate change?”
– Toronto Star
“Mutual repulsion is in political DNA”
– Toronto Star
Like: Who Are They Running From?
“If the shoe fits…
Lululemon’s new runner for women raises questions”
– Toronto Star
Agree That Such An Important Decision Shouldn’t Be Left To The Ukrainians
“Allies Split On How To Define Victory”
– New York Times
Your Health’s Imminent Collapse
“What to expect as mask mandates lapse”
– Toronto Star
That’s Why Voters Love Him So
“Ford rejected science, showed no compassion”
– Toronto Star
Police Shouldn’t Fear The Questions
The Answers, On The Other Hand…
“Police expect race-based data challenges
Officers warned that numbers could ‘lead some people to question the hard work you do’
– Toronto Star
Gave In To Impulse To Be Human
Assures Constituents It Will Never Happen Again
“Liberal MP apologizes for swearing at critic”
– Toronto Star
Can They Start With Elon Musk And The Koch Brothers?
“To halt inflation, central banks must destroy jobs”
– Toronto Star
I Thought The Discovery Of The Mass Graves Of Indigenous Children Near Residential Schools Would Have Done That, But I Was Obviously Born In A Simpler Time
“Occupation of Ottawa besmirched our flag”
– Toronto Star
Those Who Forget (Recent) History Are Doomed To Catch A Virus That Breaks Out Into The General Population Repeatedly
“Fighting stigma around outbreak
Education eyed to prevent perception of monkeypox as ‘gay’ disease”
– Toronto Star
It Starts With Non-partisan Politicians
“Non-partisan solutions needed”
– Toronto Star
If You Can’t Do That, Stay Under Their Radar
“Rise above family’s years of resentment”
– Toronto Star
You Start
“Shared sacrifices needed to fix housing crisis”
– Toronto Star
The Feds Need Stronger Bleach
“Money laundering effort ‘isn’t working'”
– Toronto Star
And Loses
“Most powerful man in U.S. takes on gun culture”
– Toronto Star
Gotta Be Loud If They’re Going To Drown Out Complaints Of Consumers
“Time for our business leaders to speak up”
– Toronto Star
Fighting Among Themselves To Get What Monopolists Provide Them With Doesn’t Seem To Be In The Spirit Of Adam Smith
“Competition relies on consumers”
– Toronto Star
Lay Off The Involuntary Retirements Will Ya‽
48North Cannabis lays off 20% of staff”
– Toronto Star
“Laurentian cuts 60+ programs, lays off dozens of professors”
– Toronto Star
“Best Buy cut 5,000 jobs – even as sales soared”
– Toronto Star
“Nokia to cut up to 10,000 jobs as it eyes R&D”
– Toronto Star
“Air Canada to lay off 20,000 as travel industry collapses
Airline hasn’t said it will extend worker wage subsidy past June”
– Toronto Star
That’s No Way To Talk About Our Grandparents!
“Existing fleet of vehicles old, overdue for replacement”
– Toronto Star
And Wolves Union Says Members Are Good At Guarding Hen Houses
“Rogers, Shaw insist merger is good for competition”
– Toronto Star
The Public Should Be Forgiven For Thinking They Are Considering The Media Portrayal Of Central Bankers As Master Mages
“Interest rate hikes aren’t a magic wand”
– Toronto Star
What’s The French Term For “Hodad?”
“Still lots of time for Poilievre to wipe out”
– Toronto Star
You Need To Find More Creative Ways Of Spending Money You Don’t Have
“You might be part of economic problem”
– Toronto Star
Damn Straight!
Clients Can Complain To The Better Business Bureau If They Don’t Like The Service!
“Citizens are not clients”
– Toronto Star
If You Can’t, They’ll Go Even Better If You Avoid Women
“Your dates will go a lot better if you avoid sexism”
– Toronto Star
In The Depths Of A Disappearing Swamp, A Possum Weeps
“In America, it’s ‘We have met the enemy and he is us”
– Toronto Star
And Smoke It!
“Go ahead, put ice in your glass”
– Toronto Star
I’m Guessing Reloading The Chamber Isn’t What You Had In Mind
“Gun RESTRICTIONS
After two misfires, Trudeau needed to take action”
– Toronto Star
Girls With Eyepatches Just Not Delivering The One-eyed Wonder It Once Used To
“Canadians rethink their subscription services”
– Toronto Star