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Some Days, The City Needs An Industrial Strength Air Freshener!


“Months after construction ends, porta-potty still lingers”

Toronto Star


How Would A Millennium From Tuesday Work For You?


“Not a good time to self-destruct”

Toronto Star


Israel Tells Garneau To Cease Pro-Palestinian Activities, Then We’ll Talk


“Garneau tells Israel to cease settlement activities”

Toronto Star


I Thought He Had Retired From The National Football Team Years Ago


“Italians Celebrate the Return of Confetti”

New York Times


Like: Will They Use Space-based Lasers Against Us First, Or Go Straight To The Nukes?


“Trustworthy use of AI starts with acknowledging unknowns”

Toronto Star


Yeah, I’d Love To, But The Owner Of The Bar I Work At Pays Me So Little, I Have To Be Very Active To Be Able To Pay My Rent


“This summer, take a swim in the pool of passive income”

Toronto Star


When Did Earth-hostile Become Unprofitable?


“Stellantis eyes earth-friendly future”

Toronto Star


Gives New Meaning To The Phrase: “A Drink With A Kick”


“Donkeys and wine a winning combination”

Toronto Star


We’ve Given Up On A Less Bad US


“A Less-Bad Iran Is the Most to Hope For”

New York Times


It’s The Economic System With A Surprise Inside


“Let’s hope ‘kinder capitalism’ will stay”

Toronto Star


Oh, Ah, Well, That’s Very Kind Of You To Say, But Modesty Forbids Me From –
Oh, Wait – You Were Referring To Margaret Atwood, Weren’t You?
Well, Yeah, She’s Okay, I Guess…


“What democracy means to Canada’s greatest author”

Toronto Star


Chauncey Gardiner Approved This Message


“Get back to roots, Green party founder says”

Toronto Star


He, Uhh, Couldn’t Have Been Very Good At His Job If That’s The Case


“A Kamikaze Pilot Tells His Story 70 Years Later”

New York Times


The Message Is: Peekaboo – I See You!


“Biden sends a message to ‘rogue nations’

Toronto Star


The Students Of Miss Pennebaker’s Kindergarten Class Were Surprised


“G7 backs away from making firm climate commitments”

Toronto Star


Don’t Give Your Boyfriend Your Credit Card PIN


“How to avoid revenge spending”

Toronto Star


With A Strawberry Milkshake?


“Affair with serial cheater ends as you’d expect”

Toronto Sun


Maybe BOC Should Hire Experts…


Inflation worries are rising
BoC doesn’t mind, but experts are concerned about recent hikes”

Toronto Star


Taking Each By The Shoulders Will Take Time, But, Man, Will It Be Worth It!


“Trudeau needs to shake up his team”

Toronto Star


1967


“Leafs are built for the wrong season”

Toronto Star


He Probably Should Have Used A Lawyer Instead Of A Gun


SHOT AT FREEDOM
But parole board not hopeful about rapper’s release”

Toronto Sun


The SPCA May Have Something To Say About That


“Crushing Orioles almost too easy”

Toronto Star


But, They’re Still Ists, So There’s That…


“Populists in Europe Aren’t So Popular”

New York Times


Unfortunately, There’s No Jock Strap For The Homeless


“Let’s hope we’ve learned to protect our vulnerable”

Toronto Star


Who’s Been An Avenatti Boy, Then? That’s Right! You! You’ve Been An Avenatti Boy!


“Stormy Daniels’s lawyer Avenatti sentenced in Nike extortion case”

Toronto Star


It May Seem Radical, But Maybe A New Approach Will Help


“Involve Haiti in any decision on its future, Jean says”

Toronto Star


Nobody Likes Uninvited Guests


“First it was drought and heat – then the wildfires arrived”

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Health Canada Warns: Toking Ticks May Be Hazardous To Your Health


Time to shake it up
Canadian TikToker shares game-changing menu hacks”

Toronto Sun


Nobody’s Eager To Get Out Of The House…Right?

RIGHT?


“Corus optimistic revenue will keep rising as economy reopens”

Toronto Star


It’s The Meliesation Of Space Travel


“Cloud Offers Shortcut To Moon”

New York Times


Can We Have The Fireworks And Ribs To Celebrate Our Genuine Reflection?


“Trade in fireworks and ribs for genuine reflection”

Toronto Star


But, Umm. You Know, Not If It’s Inconvenient Or Anything, This Being Canada And All…


“Businesses should lead by making vaccines mandatory”

Toronto Star

“Journalism should reliably reflect reality”


Toronto Star

“Canada should demand Britain respect Good Friday Agreement”


Toronto Star

“Leaders should address Canadian bigotry”


Toronto Star

“More celebrities should hold politicians to account”


Toronto Star

“In wake of trade-deal, Canada should adopt pro-U.S. stance”


Toronto Star

“Support for the hardest hit should be our priority”


Toronto Star

“Opposition parties should help unite us, not divide us”


Toronto Star

“Drivers should save $150 in insurance: memo
Companies should be passing along $685M in reductions, regulator says”


Toronto Star

“Police forces across the country should give up their weapons”


Globe and Mail

“Narcissistic Trump should never have made it into office”


Toronto Star

“Governments should have helped out Greyhound”


Toronto Star

“Canada Day dialogue should lead to personal reflection”


Toronto Star


You Don’t Have To Get A Third Dose – That Shit Would Probably Kill You!


“Why feeling unwell after your second dose should give you some peace of mind”

Globe and Mail


But, One-bite Hotel Bookings Never Satisfy My Hunger!


“Report urges ‘bite-sized’ tourism until pandemic eases”

Toronto Star


Oh, I Don’t Know – Some Parts Of The Country Seem Quite Unified On The Subject!


“Country split on views of race, racism”

Toronto Star

“There is no Islamophobia in Canada”


Toronto Sun

“Trudeau Liberals are flirting with anti-Semitism”


Toronto Sun


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