It Depends What’s Chasing You
“Is going running in a cemetery ‘disrespectful’?”
– Toronto Star
Nobody Has Any Idea, But They Know They Won’t Like It
“Society may change, but in what way?”
– Toronto Star
When The Apes Came Down From The Trees – It Was All Downhill From There
“Where did it all go wrong for Canada’s COVID response?”
– Toronto Star
Absolutely! …Until Next Week’s Changes
“Will this past week change America forever?”
– Toronto Star
Did It Ever?
“Does the world need the Oscars this year?”
– Globe and Mail
If It Takes A Village To Make A Child, It Logically Follows…
“Who needs an ocean to make waves?”
– Toronto Star
Brampton? I Doubt It…
“Is this where the soul lives?”
– Globe and Mail
It Was Just A…A…A Stiff Breeze
It Will Pass
“Did Canadian butter really get firmer?”
– Toronto Star
You Want Them To Get COVID On Top Of…You Know? That’s Cold!
“Infertility is isolating. So why don’t more men talk about it?”
– Globe and Mail
Not If They Were Designed For Squash
“Should our courts be playing politics?”
– Toronto Star
Not If Kids Are Lucky
“Will overnight camps run this summer?”
– Globe and Mail
Harriet Beachbaumler Of 247 St. Clair Avenue
Next Time You See Her, Could You Mention That My 1974 Pontiac Fugue State Wants It Back?
“Cars are collecting your data. But who really owns it?”
– Toronto Star
Yes, But Your Pants Choices Ensure No One Will Notice
“Are my sneaker choices uncool?”
– Toronto Star
Another Year Older And Deeper In Debt
“ONTARIO BUDGET
What are we getting for all that spending?”
– Toronto Star
When They’re Old Enough To Have “Friends” Of Their Own
“When can I tell kids about ‘Daddy’s friend’?”
– Toronto Star
Forgetting The Lessons Of The Second Lockdown
Give It A Minute…Almost There…
“What will it take for third lockdown?”
– Toronto Star
A Strange Way Of Describing Frank L. Baum’s Writing
“Questionable call: What is ‘Oz on Jeopardy’?”
– Toronto Star
Yard Sales
“How will Canada pay back its pandemic debt?”
– Globe and Mail
We’ll All Start Speaking Hungarian?
“Clinic bridged language divide. What happens when it shuts down?”
– Toronto Star
Asked The Good Burgers Of The City
“Hey, York, would you like some Pfizer with that?”
– Toronto Star
I Could Make An Educated…You Know…
“Why does t feel like Ontario is guided by guesswork?”
– Toronto Star
Audrey II Lives!
“Flower crawl, anyone?”
– Toronto Star
My Hip Is As Bad As It Can Possibly Get, So Yes, You Could Say That
“Have you properly prepared for your replacement?”
– Globe and Mail
I’m Going To Throw Caution To The Wind And Invest In Lunch
“Should you invest in stocks or bonds?”
– Toronto Star
Sure, But Without An Empire, It’s Hard To Know What Good It Will Do Us
“Will we really be vaccinated by the fall?”
– Toronto Star
If Our Strongest Antacids Couldn’t…
“Could EV chargers help replace gas stations?”
– Toronto Star
Elect A New Writer
“What we can do when the plot is lost?”
– Toronto Star
Now People Won’t Die At Non-police Crises
“Toronto approved a non-police crisis response team. Now what?”
– Toronto Star
His Family Would Argue Both
“Is Ford fighting for lives, or his job?
– Toronto Star
Professor Plum With The Lead Pipe
“Who killed gang leader outside karaoke bar?”
– Toronto Star
SOL SRO BS
“What’s going on with GTA’s ICU capacity?”
– Toronto Star
Are You Kidding? Can God Find A Meritocracy?
“Can the Meritocracy Find God?
– New York Times
She Studied Poli Sci With Doug Henning, So I Wouldn’t Bet Against Her
“Does Freeland have enough pandemic tricks up her sleeve?”
– Toronto Star
Faith And A Fifth Of Bourbon
“How can anyone trust this government again?”
– Toronto Star
You Need To Make An Appointment With FWA (Fright Wigs Anonymous)
“I often make a fool of myself. Can she handle it?”
– Toronto Star
I Don’t Know! Who Do I Look Like, T. S. Eliot‽
“Death: How exactly do we measure life?”
– Globe and Mail
Teach It Birth Control
“What can we do about plastic increase?”
– Toronto Star
Well, If It Counts For Anything, They’re Serious About The Liberals NOT Forming The Next Government
“Are Tories serious about forming government?”
– Toronto Star
Herb Tarlick Would Be Proud
“Did ‘Discount Casket Guy’ cross the line?”
– Toronto Star