It’s A Steep Price To Pay For A Desire To Sing The “Pina Colada” Song
“Quebec outbreak linked to karaoke bar”
– Toronto Star
Death Can’t Replace The Experience Of Living
“Online learning can’t replace the classroom”
– Toronto Star
Couples Therapy The Key
“The Wall and the way forward:
Finding a new relationship with China”
– Globe and Mail
Hmm…What Could Possibly Motivate Them To Be So Irresponsi – Oh, Right…
“As Liberals draw up game plan for economy, there’s not much talk about reining in spending”
– Toronto Star
“Expiration of CERB will hurt millions, report finds”
– Toronto Star
Not The Business Owners Who Are Paying For It, But Some
“Some argue automation will transform, not replace, work”
– Toronto Star
Somebody Paid Attention In Geography Class!
“Ontario not Quebec, Lecce tells parents”
– Toronto Star
…That Nobody Recognizes Any More
“Amiel names names in ‘Friends and Enemies”
– Toronto Star
This Is Attractive To Me On No Level
“Celebrate persimmon harvest with this cornmeal cake”
– Toronto Star
We’ve Been Saving It Up For The Rest Of The Year, So We Have Enough To Spare
“Empathy needed on Suicide Prevention Day”
– Toronto Sun
Good. The Old Normal Was Really Getting On My Nerves!
“Urgency to hit ground running
Players take new normal in stride as they ramp up for run at Stanley Cup”
– Toronto Star
“Get together, but keep apart
New normal means new rules for socializing.”
– Toronto Sun
“Restaurant industry looks to reset the table
Industry veterans say any attempts to find a ‘new normal’ must address long-standing concerns about racism and workplace abuse”
– Toronto Star
“No going back: Canada’s new normal starts in cities”
– Globe and Mail
“We don’t want the new normal to look like the old one”
– Toronto Star
“The leeway factor: Will return to normal trigger a second wave?”
– Globe and Mail
“Parents wary of a return to ‘normal'”
– Toronto Star
“A literary marvel, Normal People is now also an instant TV classic”
– Globe and Mail
“Some call for ‘reimagined’ country
As economy reopens, not everyone is OK with a return to normal”
– Toronto Star
“Are boomer’s late-in-life loves the new normal?”
– Toronto Star
They Were Not Expecting Poor Choices By Students?
Some School Officials Never Learn!
“Infection rates soar in college towns
School officials blame off-campus behaviour, poor choices by students”
– Toronto Star
Your Suggestion Of A Sugar Factory Isn’t Funny
“Peachy the diabetic cat looking for a home”
– Toronto Sun
But It Hates Unions So Much The Government Won’t Use It
“Province has the power to decrease risk in schools”
– Toronto Star
Our Support Of Them Is Proof
“Truth of tragedy lost amid the noise
When police are accused of racism, facts don’t matter”
– Toronto Sun
Where’s Kevin Bacon When You Need Him?
“Dancing ban breaks Italy’s rhythm
Rules barring youth from gathering en masse leave seniors with little to do”
– Toronto Star
Which Is Good, Because When You’ve Lost The Cheesy Lunch Food, You’ve Lost The Nation
“Nash has the credentials and KD’s trust”
– Toronto Star
The Solution, As It Is To Many Of The City’s Problems: More Green Space!
“The dilemma of full bladders, closed restrooms”
– Toronto Star
We Don’t Have To Mention Screw The Environment – That’s Eternal
“Canada may soon see Screw the West 2.0”
– Toronto Sun
With This Game Of Chance, The House Always Loses
“‘We’re playing pandemic roulette with our children’
The province touted smaller class sizes to keep kids and staff safe. But as school begins, some classes are far bigger than expected”
– Toronto Star
One Shot: Rye
Six Ounces: Ginger Ale
One: Highly Infectious, Easily Transmittable, Deadly Disease
One: Lemon We – Wait – What‽
“Opening the bar scene is a recipe for disaster”
– Toronto Star
But Not, Interestingly, For US Citizens
“The Sense of Privilege Fades for U.S. Passport”
– New York Times
Climate Change Response Shows We Don’t Want To
“Pandemic response shows we can tackle climate change”
– Toronto Star
Who Told You To Cut Payments To The Provinces When Your Party Was In Power, Prime Minister Responds
“Ottawa should cough up more for health, premier’s say”
– Toronto Star
Know Macdonald, Know Oppression
“No Macdonald, no Canada”
– Toronto Sun
Good To Know Somebody Has The Answers (Even If Who It Is Is Surprising)
“Time to start tightening restrictions in Ontario?”
– Toronto Star
“Premier poised to lower crowd-size limits”
– Toronto Star
Poor Editing Adds Inslt To Injry
“Church morns loss of mother who drowned in Lake Huron”
– Toronto Star
Unlike The Arabs They Rule Over, The Country Shows No Scars
“DAY OF RAGE IN T.O.
BLM, Palestinian protesters beat up on Israel”
– Toronto Sun
If You Don’t Want Your Fridge Emptied
“Be very clear on what ‘friends with benefits’ means
– Toronto Star
Americans Don’t Care Who You Think They Are
“How to tell Americans from Canadians”
– Toronto Star
It Can Be Beautiful, But It Takes Forever!
“What Opera Teaches Us of Dying”
– New York Times
And If Snoopy’s Friend Can Do It, What’s Your Excuse For Inaction?
“Woodstock tries new tech to cut greenhouse gases”
– Toronto Star
Who Put That Banana Peel There?
“Canada’s top banker slips into social justice role”
– Toronto Star