So, You’ll Be Resigning From Trump’s Administration, Then?
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
JD Vance quotes the “great” Southern populist Huey Long:
“He once said ‘Every man a king’ was the goal of his political program. But no man is a king if their castle is under siege by criminals.”
Let This Be A Lesson To The World: If It Looks Like You’re Even Contemplating Complaining About Israeli Settler Colonialism, You Will Involuntarily Join Our Club!
Clash Report
@clashreport
An NBC News team was attacked and beaten by Israeli “settlers” wielding clubs in the West Bank.
No, No, No, You’ve Got It All Wrong
In A World Full Of Jerry Seinfelds, Be A Tom (Not A Dick)
Rabbi Poupko
@RabbiPoupko
In a world filled with Mark Ruffalos, be a Jerry Seinfeld.
Some Women May Be Attracted To Man-children, But That Doesn’t Mean The Country Should Be Run By One!
Right Wing Watch
@RightWingWatch
MAGA activist Brigitte Gabriel positively gushes over Trump changing the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America: “He is setting the standard of what leadership, what American leadership should be like, and this is the standard that we should measure.”
And The Circle Of Fascism Is Now Complete
The Patriotic BlondeTM
@ImBreckworsham
Alice weidel, the soon leader of Germany says: “In my first 100 days, I will close the borders, eliminate social benefits for migrants, and carry out Germany’s largest deportation.”
It’s sad.
Germany is more MAGA than MAGA.
Alexa Told The Local Government It Was A Good Idea, And Who Could Argue With That Temptress?
The General
@GeneralCNews
BREAKING: Edgerton, Kansas, is suing residents who pushed to block AI data centers after a petition gathered enough signatures to qualify for a public vote.
I Can’t Help But Think The Story Would Have Had A Different Moral If The Man Had Been Wearing A Keffiyeh
Eylon Levy
@EylonALevy
I was sitting in a cafe in Tel Aviv today when a stranger walked up and asked if I had a laptop charger, and I absentmindedly reached into my bag and handed it to him.
Easy to forget what a privilege it is to live in a high-trust society where this is totally normal.
World: I Think The United Nations Will Have Something To Say About That!
Rubio: It’s Next.
World: Oy, Vey!
Secretary Marco Rubio
@SecRubio
Last month, I launched a diplomatic campaign to dismantle the ICC’s threat to our national sovereignty. The Trump Administration is sanctioning ICC President Tomoko Akane and Senior Trial Lawyer Abdoulaye Seye in our unwavering mission to protect Americans from this sham of a court. In honor of our Declaration of Independence, Americans will never be transported beyond seas to be tried for pretend offenses.
Jesse Brown: I Spread Facts, Not Hate. The Fact That My Facts Make Great Fertilizer For Hate Is Just A Bonus
Marlee Wasser
@mwasser
Torontians: Uhhh it’s probably a bad idea for mayoral candidates to participate in a debate on how to address hate against one community only moderated by someone spreading anti-Muslim hate.
@JesseBrown
They Eat A Lot Of Crow
Well, Somebody Will, In Any Case…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
OUR MILITARY EATS THE BEST!
Nobody feeds our brave troops better than me. The food is AMAZING – the best military food EVER! Other countries wish they could feed their soldiers this well.
TOTAL WIN!
Accurate Timelines Make Congressman Tense
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Markwayne Mullin: “You have a Biden administration that is failing the American people”
Look Up The Phrase “Mixed Emotions” In The Dictionary, And You’ll Find…
Stew Peters
@realstewpeters
RABBI SHMULEY: “The Jewish people must be feared. That’s why we killed Ishmael Haniyeh in the heart of Teheran. Why aren’t we going after Candice Owens and Tucker Carlson? We’re going to bring the fight to our enemies.”
Schmuley calls for the assassination of Candace and Tucker.
BASH: That’s The Opinion You Didn’t Want To Have?
WRIGHT: No, That’s What We In The Trump Administration Call An “Alternate Fact.” I’m Not Going To Share The Opinion I Didn’t Want To Have With You!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
BASH: Gas prices Labor Day weekend are the highest on record. Isn’t it possible gas prices could go up even more?
CHRIS WRIGHT: I don’t want to have an opinion on that
BASH: As the energy secretary, shouldn’t you have an opinion?
WRIGHT: If I had to guess, they are more likely to go down than up
…And Chewed Off His Own Leg To Teach The Little Dog A Lesson
Acyn
@Acyn
Bessent compares Canada to a little dog that used to yip at his German Shepherd: This little yapping dog would just bark away… one day, the German Shepherd had enough.
The New Season Of Only Murders In The Building Just Dropped
Frank Mitman
@frankdpi
Why are so few Americans concerned that Trump destroyed our friendship and alliance with Canada to become sycophants for Putin and subservient to Russia? Why?
What Do You Want To Bet He Didn’t Mention It When He Met With Jared Kushner?
Katie Halper
@kthalps
Hakeem Jeffries did a great job showing the link between anti black racism & Zionism when he took segregationist AL Governor George Wallace’s “segregation today, segregation tomorrow, segregation forever speech” & applied it to Israel at a pro Israel rally
Q: So You Don’t Deny Israel Is Committing War Crimes In Gaza?
BISMUTH: You Should Stop Digging, Now.
Q: Can You Refute The Evidence That Israel Is Committing War Crimes In Gaza?
BISMUTH: For God’s Sake, Man, PUT DOWN THE SHOVEL AND STOP DIGGING! What Are You Trying To Do? Making A Hole Big Enough For A Family Of Four?
Rabbi Jeff
@RabbiJeffx
ABSOLUTE CRINGE IL
Netanyahu’s right-hand man Boaz Bismuth LOST IT when a journalist confronted him over Israel’s crimes in Gaza.
“You are a disgusting antisemite.”
“Only a Jew-hater would dare to ask such questions.”
And You Know The Worst Thing About The Video Of Him Beating Up Mark Carney On The Ice? HE CLEARLY DOESN’T UNDERSTAND THE FIRST THING ABOUT HOCKEY GOONS!
Amy Siskind
@Amy_Siskind
This is simply vile. Trump is a loser, and an embarrassment to our country.