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You Thought All This Time He’d Been Talking About Youth In Asia?

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

RFK Jr complains that people in hospice aren’t dying quick enough and therefore cost too much money

That’s One Way To Cull The Herd Of The Weak
RFK Jr. Must Be So Proud!

The Patriotic BlondeTM
@ImBreckworsham

Trump quietly fires thousands of food safety workers as he imports “beef” from unknown sources.

Nothing to see here, I’m sure.

That’s Another Way To Cull The Herd Of The Weak
RFK Jr. Must Be Wetting Himself With Joy (At Least, Let’s Hope It’s Joy…)

Brian Tyler Cohen
@briantylercohen

BREAKING: Trump’s EPA has approved the use of a pesticide and known carcinogen, trifludimoxazin.

The forever chemical will now be used on corn, wheat, oats, soybeans, oranges, apples, peanuts, and almonds.

The US Has Really Been On A Culling The Herd Tear
RFK Jr. Better Get A Room!

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

The Trump administration is shuttering research projects key to the federal government’s fight against cyclospora, the foodborne parasite sickening thousands of Americans this summer – Politico

MAHA

Somebody Clearly Hasn’t Got The Culling The Herd Memo

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Dr. Oz: “If we could just get the average American to feel so healthy, so with it, so vibrant that they want to work just one extra year, that’s worth $1 trillion to our GDP every year”

Wealthy

When You Destroy The Country’s Ranching, How Can You Blame The Leopards For Eating People’s Faces?

Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimian

Trump just bankrupted every single cattle rancher in the country with a single Truth Social post.

92% of cattle ranchers voted for him.

Cheap Gas – Cheap Ploy

Truth In Numbers
@Truth_in_Number

According to a recently filed lawsuit, Freedom Fuel’s wholesale distributor supplied them with $4 million dollars worth of gas that they never paid for.

Of All The Absurd Takes On The Affordability Crisis, This…Is One Of Them…

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

CASONE: Consumer confidence fell in August. Americans are worried about gas prices, what they’re seeing at the grocery store, healthcare prices.

TOM EMMER: What do you expect the public to feel when the left-wing media is telling American it’s not good out there? It is!

Bessent Is Trying To Show Trump That He Can Be A Bully, Too
His Problem Is That The Only Tit For Tat Trump Cares About Is A Breast Offered As A Canvas For Some Body Art

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

EISEN: Markets are wondering if we’re in a tit for tat war with Canada

BESSENT: Well, I don’t think you can be in a tit for tat war with someone who’s 13 times larger than you are

EISEN: They say they’re doing okay

BESSENT: What else are they gonna say? What are they gonna do? Take their 2 submarines and sic them on us?

CASONE: Because Democrats Will Be In Charge Of Congress, And They Take The Debt Seriously?
EMMER: You Said It, Sister, Not Me!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

CASONE: We surpassed $40 trillion in debt. In any way, shape, or form, is fiscal restraint going to be on the agenda for you and your colleagues?

TOM EMMER: Uh, it has been. That will be priority number one when we get through the midterms.

You Do All Countries Like That, And We Have All The Money In The World

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: “We don’t need their product. So if we cut off trade with that country, we just made $40 billion. You do a few countries like that, and we become a big money machine.”

Wise?

The Legal Brief Read: “Nice Music Hall You Got Here. It’d Be A Shame If Something Should Happen To It. If It Should…Break. Yeah. It’d Be A Real Shame If It Just…Broke…”

Mike Nellis
@MikeNellis

NEWS: Trump’s lawyers just told a federal court that if they don’t get their way on renaming and “restoring” the Kennedy Center, they will tear it down and replace it with an outdoor ampitheater. He’s holding the Kennedy Center hostage – and it’s a preview of what happens to every public institution he can’t put his name on.

Brendan Carr Rolls His Eyes And Says, “Yeth, Mathter!”

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

THE FAKE POLLS USED BY OUR CROOKED MEDIA ARE OUT OF CONTROL, AND SOMETHING MUST BE DONE ABOUT IT. FCC TO THE RESCUE! President DJT

Lake America Great Again?

Orla Joelsen
@Ojoelsen

Trump just posted this video featuring armed geese – all sporting what appears to be Trump-style hair.

Until Democrats Can Heal Lepers With A Touch, Only Trump Will Be Able To Credibly Claim To Be Jesus

Acyn
@Acyn

Reince Priebus says the most offensive thing about the Democratic candidates is how they equate themselves to Jesus

“Jesus wasn’t advocating for the abolition of the electoral college”

MAGA Voters Being Against Data Centres Should Come As No Surprise: So Many Of Your Voters Were Backwards And Poor BEFORE Data Centres Ever Existed!

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

The only reason that communities throughout the U.S.A. should not want Data Centers is if they want to end up being backwards and poor. If they want to be successful and rich, with far lower taxes and jobs all over the place, let Data Reign. The good news is that there are plenty of other places that want them. If we kill the Golden Goose, you will only have yourselves to blame. China could not be happier with this anti Data Center movement. Actually, they can’t believe it is happening! President DJT

Merde.

Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump

I would never interfere with Canadians speaking French! In fact, I have never even thought of doing such a stupid thing. This lie was made up by a weak and ineffective Prime Minister in an attempt tp gain political support, which he has totally lost, from the people of Quebec. I love French Canadians! President DONALD J. TRUMP

“And That’s Why I’m Voting For James Talarico.”

Paxton War Room
@PaxtonsPatriots

.@KenPaxtonTX: The future of our state and the future of our country ride on this race.