Be Fair!
It’s Cheaper And Easier Than Putting Checkpoints At The Elevators On Every Floor!
Rabbi David Mivasair
@RabbiMivisair
B’Nai Brith Canada Won’t Rent to Non-Jews, Reps Say
Its Toronto apartments have received more than $30 million in government funding
Paging Doctor Vicktim-Blaimer. Doctor Vicktim-Blaimer, Check Your Pager!
Spencer Evans
@SpencerCJEvans
The responsibility for any children who were harmed falls on those using pagers to coordinate terrorist attacks in close proximity to children. They knew they were targets and chose to use children as human shields.
Like Mark Twain – Or Was It Ambrose Bierce? – Truly Said: “Trade War Is God’s Way Of Teaching Americans Geography.”
Mykhailo Rohoza
@MykhailRohoza
FOX News: Dozens of ships bound for “Lake America” are stuck at the entrance to the Welland Canal.
Canada simply refuses to let them through.
But there’s a solution: just put the correct name – “Lake Ontario” – in the ship’s documents, and passage is granted.
Apparently, Canadians have found the simplest way to teach geography.”
Whoa! That’s A Lot Of Dead People! Does Governor Abbott Have A Plan To Deal With The Zombie Infestation In His State?
GOP Ls
@GOP_Ls
BREAKING: Texas has suspended over one million voters ahead of the Senate race.
This comes as James Talarico leads in statewide polling.
Why Does It Feel Like We’re A Couple Of Days Away From A Shooting On Fifth Avenue…?
ADAM
@adammedia
Trump just cut down cherry trees gifted to the united states by Japan in 1912
The court said he couldn’t and he did it anyway.
He testing the people to see what he can get away with.
Self-defence Covers A Multitude Of Sins
ALEXANDER
@Rowlandsel
Israeli snipers shot a little boy and his mother and shot at anyone trying to save them.
“The Fact That Time Has Proven Her Correct Just Shows How Evil She And Her Ilk Are!”
Nicole Lampert
@nicolelampert
On October 8 2023, Ruth Aylett, the crankademic mother of Owen Jones wrote the Israeli response to the Hamas massacre still unfolding would be either genocide or ethnic cleansing. That’s how quickly her ilk came out with these words.
So, It’s More A Concept Of An Idea Of A Plan For A Deal, Then?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “We’ve come to a deal with Canada … Canada was charging us tremendous tariffs. We no longer have any tariffs … it’s all subject to the finalization of documents.”
NEWSMAX: Are Kittens Adorable?
BROOKE ROLLINS: Under Joe Biden…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
NEWSMAX: Is food affordability becoming a test on whether the Trump administration can deliver on its economic promise?
BROOKE ROLLINS: Under Joe Biden …
So…They’re Putting Cancerous Tumours Back In People’s Bodies?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump on transgender kids “In fact, hospitals now are doing reverse surgery, at my order”
Unfortunately In A Footnote On Page 237, Criticism Of Project 2025 Is Strictly Forbidden By Project 2025. Expect A Visit From The Project 2025 Police In The Near Future
Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz
A big FUCK YOU to everyone who told us we were overreacting about Project 2025.
Have You Spoken To The Fascism Fairy? I’m Sure He’d Be Thrilled To Let You Borrow His Magic Wand
Laura Loomer
@Laura Loomer
I don’t want Muslims in positions of elected office and I don’t want Muslims having financial ties to the GOP.
I don’t like Islam. If I could wave a magic wand, I would round up Muslims and deport them from America. …
“It Could, For Example, Explode In The President’s Face, Killing The Final Two Years Of His Presidency.”
Marc E. Elias
@marceelias
Late tonight, USPS caved to Trump. How bad it its legal argument? A sample: “Although ballot mail does not present precisely the same operational issues as cremated remains or replica explosives, it is unquestionably sensitive mail that raises unique operational considerations.”
Whoa! The Man Really Knows How To Bring The Receipts!
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
This is what cancel culture actually looks like and pro-Palestinian voices have always been the main victim of it.
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Is Orange Juice A Refreshing Morning Beverage?
Husted: “As A Matter Of Fact, Obama And Biden…”
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Husted: “I want to tell you why electricity prices are rising – because Obama and Biden … “
Umm…Okay, Then, Maybe Just A Little Bit Longer…
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
Canada wants the benefits of being a State, without being one!!! They have also charged our great farmers, for many years, massive amounts of Tariffs. No more!!! President DJT
Have You Noticed Nobody’s Making “I Never Expected Leopards To Eat MY Face” Jokes Any More?
Being J Wood
@BeingJWood
Apparently, losing your generational cattle ranch is a small price to pay for being able to openly hate immigrants and gays.
We’re Sorry To See You Go. Are You Sure There’s Nothing We Can Do Or Say To Make You Want To Stay?
You See? YOU SEE‽ THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I’M TALKING A – Are You Making Fun Of Me?
Gad Saad
@GadSaad
Now you understand why we are leaving Canada? Stage 5 Suicidal Empathy.
Reporters: “Are You The President Of Argentina, Now?”
Trump: “I Could Be. Strangers Things Have Happened.”
Reporters: “Like You Becoming President Of The United States?”
Trump: “Who Do You Write For? You’re Nasty! Nasty! Nasty! Nasty!”
ThePatrioticBlondeTM
@ImBreckworsham
TRUMP: “We’ll buy Argentinian beef.”
Reporters: What about the US farmers who are suffering?”
Trump: “Argentina is fighting for its life. Do you understand me? They’re dying.”
He says this as American cattle producers are going out of business in the US per day.
Q: Do You…Hear Yourself When You Speak?
Tim Scott: Not If I Can Help It
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Q: Ken Paxton has faced allegations of bribery, fraud, abuse of power, he was impeached by his own party. Why do you believe he has the character to serve in the Senate?
Tim Scott: James Talarico does not have the character to serve in the Senate
I Know I Didn’t Start Loving Leonard Cohen Until After He Died, But I Thought I Was Alone In That
Phew!
Thanks, Jesse, For Setting Me Straight!
Jesse Brown
@JesseBrown
Montreal loves its dead Jews.
Tomorrow we’ll see if it values its living ones.
Didn’t Poilievre Cost It Out When Retaliatory Tariffs Were Part Of The Conservative Platform LAST WEEK?
Roman Baber
@RomanBaber
Canadian retaliatory tariffs are a tax on Canadians!
This morning @PierrePoilievre is asking @MarkJCarney a simple question:
How much more will Canadian families have to pay?
Not…Biden?
Rona, Are You Feeling Okay?
Acyn
@Acyn
McDaniel on Affordability: Obviously the economy is a concern and Democrats don’t want to be talking about Hasan Piker but let’s look at what they are putting forward. Look at what Mamdani has done to New York.