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Credit Where Credit Is D’OH!

FactPost
@factpostnews

Trump’s Energy Secretary complains that people are blaming data centers for record-high electricity prices instead of blaming Obama

By All Means Don’t Forget It. You Know MAGA Never Will…

DeLong
@delong

The deep truth on JD Vance is spoken by Noah Smith here: “I will never forget the “Haitians eating cats” lie. I will never let it go. It was so deliberate and monstrous and unprovoked and cruel, and no one has ever apologized for it…. JD Vance even admitted that they lied… 1/

“It Will Be A Plan. About Health Care. And It Will Be Great. That’s Why We Will Call It The Great Healthcare Plan. When We Pass It. Which We Will. Because Who Would Dare Not Pass A Great Healthcare Plan?”

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: “We will pass the great healthcare plan. It’s called our great healthcare plan. That’s the name of it.”

Exactly! Anybody Who Isn’t Smart Enough To Understand That Their Wealth Gives Them Influence Over Politicians Regardless Of Who Votes Probably Shouldn’t Be Trusted With Running A Corporation!

Gil McGowan
@gilmcgowan

The CEO of Shopify, one of Canada’s largest corporations, says the poor and the elderly should not be allowed to vote. It’s pretty clear that billionaires are the real problem, not ordinary citizens.

Polls Are Antisemitic

Glenn Greenwald
@ggteenwald

After polls indicate that Americans agree with Zohran that Netanyahu should be arrested, another shows that Americans, by a wide margin, agree Israel committed “genocide” in Gaza: almost every demographic group say this.

Amazing how the Fox/DNC/X consensus is so out of touch

But It Was Right There In A Footnote On The Last Page Of Index XII In Project 2025!

Karly Kingsley
@karlykingsley

Maybe we should make a bigger deal that an employee of the Heritage Foundation tried to walk into congress with a loaded gun magazine while also carrying pills that tested positive for cocaine and fentanyl

How Could They Not? It Was Right There In A Footnote On The Twelfth Page Of Index XXVII In Project 2025!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Trump: “Between the trams and the Star War thing. They call it the Star Wars. And elevated busses. Nobody knows what’s going on.”

Somebody Had To Mourn Its Passing. Would You Rather They Held A Wake On The House Floor?

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

Un-fucking-believable.

Just moments after voting to cut $2 TRILLION of services including Medicare and Medicaid – and coverage for Alzheimer’s medication – House Republicans closed by praying in a moment of silence. Never forget.

#RepublicansCutHealthcare

To Be Fair, There’s Nothing Like Living In Squalid Conditions While Waiting To Be Deported To A Country That Will Likely Kill You To Concentrate The Mind

John Brzezinski
@JohnBrzezinski

Don’t call them ICE detention centers. Call them camps.

My parents would call them concentration camps.

You Had To Expect Something Like This When The Government Issued All Soldiers With Dictionaries From Which The Words “No,” “Not” “Never” and “Uh Unh” Had Been Expunged

(not) jethro.
@ThomCrapper

Decades of war gaming and planning, and the United States military is currently crowdsourcing ideas on how to deal with Iran because they took the orders of an imbecile.

A trillion dollar budget, and not a single fucking person who could say no.

Unbelievable.

Why Would They When They’re Clearly Better Than You At Getting Their Message Across In It?

Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson

*Trump defunds NPR, Voice of America, USAGM, has the FBI raid a WAPO reporter, sues broadcasters and threatens journalists over sourcing.

MAGA Congresswoman: the socialists are going to get rid of the media.

I Prefer Your Earlier, Funnier Political Satire

Bill Maher
@billmaher

I’m not voting for anyone who thinks the wrong side won the Cold War or cheers for the Intifada like it’s the World Cup.

When The Deadline To Appeal Passed Without Comment From The Trump Administration, Justice Alito’s Head Exploded
So, The American Public Benefited Twice

Brian Allen
@allenanalysis

BREAKING: The Supreme Court has issued its judgment in the birthright citizenship case, affirming that children born in the United States to parents who are present unlawfully or temporarily are U.S. citizens at birth.

Hasn’t Anybody Told Them It’s Legal When The President Does It?
Really. The Supreme Court Said So.

Emoluments Clause
@Emolclause

#BREAKING: Alicia: “Capital One Bank is now asking a federal judge to dismiss a lawsuit from the Trump Org over the closing of hundreds of Trump Org bank accounts, saying they did it as part of a months long ANTI MONEY LAUNDERING review. This is the first time we’ve had a bank publicly connecting money laundering concerns with the Trump business.”

I Knew The Gala Had Better Acting! Now I Know Why…

Neyi kaybettigi hatirla
@neyikaybettik

Gal Gadot: “For 7 years, I haven’t attended the Met Gala because the last time I went, Dua Lipa and her friends cornered me in the gala restroom just because I’m a Zionist”

“Sorry For The Interruption, Folks – We’re Having A Touch Of Technical Difficulties. We’ll Be Back With That Report As Soon As Never. In The Meantime, Here Is Video Of A Cat Playing The Piano…”

Banned Man
@BannedxMan

BREAKING

BBC correspondent reporting live from Gaza says Israel used white phosphorus.

The broadcast is instantly cut.

RFK Jr: Better Than Answering Your Questions.
BASH: But You Came On This Show To Answer My Questions.
RFK Jr.: You Have An Inflated Sense Of Your Importance, You Know That?
BASH: I – Aaah…Guuuh!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BASH: How do you prepare for the next pandemic? That’s part of your job now

RFK Jr: We did almost everything wrong

BASH: But what about now?

RFK Jr: We need to protect our constitutional rights

BASH: What does that mean?

RFK Jr: During covid we completely dismantled our rights

BASH: But I’m asking what *to* do during a public health crisis

RFK Jr: You were part of the problem

BASH: You want to sit here and attack me?