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Fauci…

As We Go Through Life, It’s Important To Remember That Everybody Has Their Other Reasons

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

RFK Jr: “Because of Dr. Fauci’s leadership and other reasons, we had the highest mortality rate from covid of any country in the world”

#OtherReasons

“How Dare He Keep Me From Killing Americans Faster With A Quack Cure‽

Hanging’s Too Good For The Bastard!”

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

Peter Navarro: “I had a million doses of hydroxychloroquine in warehouses as the defense policy coordinator that I was trying to distribute to hospitals. And Fauci got the FDA stop me from doing that.”

Fauci: To The Extent That I Saved Lives With Cures That Actually Worked….

Acyn
@Acyn

Ron Johnson: To what extent were you involved in sabotaging Hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin….

TUBERVILLE: We Have Video Of Him Sneaking Into Nine Million People’s Homes Whose Bodies Were Found Murdererd The Next Day. Trust Me – Our Case Is Airtight!

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

TUBERVILLE: Fauci killed 9 million people

FOX BUSINESS: Yeah. We can’t prove that, right?

TUBERVILLE: We can

The Cornerstone Of My Home Finds That Comparison Offensive!

CALL TO ACTIVISM
@CalltoActivism

BREAKING: Republican Senator Bernie Moreno SWEARS at Dr. Fauci:

“Who the fuck do you think you were doing that. It is a total disgrace what you did to this country.”

Bernie Moreno has the emotional
intelligence of a cinder block.

… And Biden…

BENNET: And How Will The Administration Deal With The Inflationary Effects Of An Alien Invasion?
GREER: You Have To Look At Biden’s Record On –
BENNET: That Is Not An Answer That’s Going To Protect The American People Against The Aliens
GREER: It’s The Only Answer I’ve Got

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

BENNET: How are you approaching the risk of retaliatory tariffs from Canada, and what economic effects do you anticipate you’re creating for farmers and ranchers?

JAMIESON GREER: For context, when Biden left office –

BENNET: That is not an answer to my question nor is it an answer to the crisis farmers and ranchers are facing

GREER: The crisis came from Biden

Trump Derangement Syndrome – For When Mentioning Joe Biden Doesn’t Seem Batshit Crazy Enough

Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump

WOW. Rep. Ted Lieu exploded at Mike Waltz after he refused to answer questions and made false claims: “November is coming for you and this administration.”

Waltz: But Joe Biden… You have Trump derangement syndrome

“But Then Israel Told Us They Weren’t Conducting A Genocide, They Were Just Defending Themselves, And Everything Was Fine.”

The New Yorker
@NewYorker

Senior members of the Biden Administration struggled to understand how Israel could justify the scale of destruction in Gaza. A State Department official told David Kirkpatrick, “We were all shocked at how aggressive and deadly it was, and asking, ‘What the fuck are they doing?’

NEWSMAX: Not Joe Biden?
REP. BERGMAN: Sometimes, You Have To Mix Things Up…

Aaron Rupar
@atrupar

NEWSMAX: Where do you think things stand in terms of the war with Iran?

REP. JACK BERGMAN: But, that’s a multi-thousand year old question. I’m not going to blame Jimmy Carter, but …

…And Musk…

Musk Is Trying To DOGE A Million Bullets

Reggie B.
@reggiebblue

The Economist: In many of these countries USAID was the biggest funder of healthcare systems.

Musk: USAID was a political organization. It was the biggest funder of regime change. USAID funding was not stopped.

The Economist: It was stopped. There were huge number of things stopped in Africa.

Musk: There were claims. These claims are false. They are nonsense. Absolute nonsense. ZERO died because of DOGE. 0.0. Zero people died because of DOGE.

Yeah, And He Conned Enough People Into Seeing The Odyssey That It Made $257 Million On Its Opening Weekend
What A Loser!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Chris Nolan desecrated Homer and groveled on his knees just to meet the woke rules required to win an Oscar.

What a worm.

So, Basically, Somebody Singing In Ancient Greek For Several Hours Over A Blank Screen?
Sure, Boss. Whatever You Want…

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Before this year ends, Grok Imagine will make a full-length movie of The Odyssey that is historically accurate and true to the art of Homer

Make Up Your Mind!

Elon Musk
@elonmusk

Believe what you see, now what you’re told

…Oh, My!

The Genocide Is Just For Fun

Jewish Dems

Zionism represents the right of Jewish people to self-determination in our ancestral homeland.

Ha Ha Ha
Except The Way Israel Is Dealing W/ Hamas Is By Slapping Everybody In The Neighbourhood…To Death

Bill Maher
@billmaher

Dealing w/ Hamas is like dealing w/ a crazy woman who’s trying to kill u – u can only hold her wrists so long before you have to slap her

Yep. That’s Definitely How Democracies Work

GBC
@GBC_Press

“Anyone who criticizes Israel is our enemy.”

We will track you with Google, we will find your vulnerabilities. We will get you fired; if you have a business, we will bankrupt you.

This is Zionism!

If You Can’t Get Away With Shit, What’s The Point Of Being God’s Chosen People?

Mohamad Safa
@mhdksafa

Israel is the only country in the world that can bomb 9 countries and invade 3 neighbouring countries in one year; kill 100,000 people – including 25,000 children – in 1,000 days; displace nearly 6 million people in 3 countries; starve 2 million people in Gaza; violate Geneva and Vienna Conventions, international law, human rights, and state sovereignty; kidnap, rape and torture children and women; shoot, imprison and murdering; and still be perceived as the victim.

They Don’t Want A Tornado To Take Them Back To Kansas

Jamie Bonkiewicz
@JamieBonkiewicz

Why does MAGA get so mad about Mamdani being Muslim, but not that Dr. Oz is Muslim?

They Were Legitimate Military Targets! They Were Standing In The Same…Territory As Hamas Leaders!

GBC
@GBC_Press

BREAKING:

The BBC has compiled evidence of 160+ Palestinian children deliberately shot in the head by Israeli snipers in Gaza.

The reports state: “Israeli Jews are hunting children for sport.”

That Uninhabitable Wasteland In The Middle Of A Desert? Why Would Anybody Want I – Ohhhh…

Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson

Ben Gvir: Gaza is ours.

You don’t have to invent conspiracies, just translate what the Israeli politicians say directly to camera.