AS ALWAYS, STUPIDITY IS FREE
Vivek Sen
@vivek4real_
SAM ALTMAN: “WE SEE A FUTURE WHERE INTELLIGENCE IS A UTILITY, LIKE ELECTRICITY OR WATER, AND PEOPLE BUY IT FROM US ON A METER.”
I Would Settle For Seeing The Contents Of Hegseth’s Thermos Of “Coffee”
Mehdi Hasan
@mehdirhasan
If Hegseth sues Hasan, what would the discovery look like? Could Hasan’s lawyers ask to see the contents of Hegseth’s confidential settlement agreement with the woman who accused him of sexual assault?
Rampant Unemployment And Climate Collapse?
Aytekin
@aytekintank
Research show people are turned off by companies that talk too much about AI.
The solution: Focus on outcomes, not technology.
ANSWER: Global Climate Change
SOLUTION: Stop Supporting The Fossil Fuel Industries That Are Lighting The World On Fire
HONESTY: Don’t Overplay Your Hand
Representative Lisa McClain
Once again, Michigan is suffering from Canada’s wildfire crisis. I’ve already spoken with the White House and Ambassador Pete Hoekstra to get answers and understand our options. I’ll always be honest with you: There is no magic switch that forces Canada to solve this. But I won’t stop searching for every possible way to reduce the impact on Michigan families. In the meantime, please follow guidance from local officials and stay safe.
Israel Mourns Graham? So Does Gaza
But, Uhh, Probably Not For The Same Reason…
Chris Menahan
@infolibnews
Fmr Israeli Amb. Michael Herzog reveals on Israeli TV that Sen. Lindsey Graham called him “from the Senate floor” to ask him to get the Israeli government to pressure three Republican holdouts in the Senate to vote to give billions in aid to Israel after Oct. 7th.
The scheme worked, and Graham called him “very happy” afterwards and said, “We made it!”
Argentina?
Kim Iversen
@KimIversenShow
My biggest fear is Iran will retaliate by hitting Israel’s desalination plants, power grids and infrastructure forcing Israelis to flee… and guess where they’ll end up?
“The President Told Me This, And The President Would Never Lie…”
Acyn
@Acyn
Wright: Gasoline prices today are more than a dollar a gallon cheaper than they were four years ago under the Biden administration.
WELCH: Do You Understand What A Conflict Is?
BLANCHE: What You And I Are Currently Experiencing?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
WELCH: Is there was a dispute involving Paramount, would you have a DOJ lawyer who owned $9 million in stock negotiate on behalf of the government?
BLANCHE: It depends. As long as there’s no conflict…
Fundamentally, At The Sub-atomic Level, President Biden Is Made Up Of The Same Particles As President Trump
Acyn
@Acyn
Tillis: Fundamentally, at the abstract level, President Biden did everything that you’re accusing President Trump of doing.
“I, On The Other Hand, Get A Great Deal Of Pleasure Out Of It…”
Joyce Alene
@JoyceWhiteVance
Blanche about Senator Whitehouse: “He’s allowed to lie.”
Who Put The Bomb In The Bomp Shu Bomp Shu Bomp?
Martyr Made
@martyrmade
People hear that US military facilities are hit in Qatar, Bahrain, Oman, Iraq, Jordan, UAE, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia and Turkey, yet somehow fail to ask the most obvious question.
It Is Embarrassing That A Mayor Wants To Do The DoJ’s JoB
But Investigation Seems Extreme
Acyn
@Acyn
John Yoo says the DOJ should investigate Mamdani for his comments on possibly arresting Netanyahu
According To Zionists, Life Is Antisemitic
Everything Else Is Just Details
Compute The Resistance
@MixtUpMixy
None of Mark Feuerstein’s 3 examples of antisemitism are antisemitism.
Jewish actors telling their publicists not to mention their trips to Israel isn’t antisemitic, nor is accidentally mispronouncing Jewish words, or saying israel is an apartheid state.
Elon Musk Would Applaud Them On TwitterX
Censored Humans
@CensoredHumans
Ben Gvir is posting videos showing off the execution chamber where he will exterminate thousands of Palestinian hostages.
Imagine if Hitler broadcast videos of his gas chambers to gloat like this.
Visit The Execution Chamber Ben Gvir Is So Proud Of?
janicebernstein14
We are headed to Israel tomorrow. What are some must see/do activities?
For Looking Fabulous
Ounka
@OunkaOnX
Israel’s Ambassador to the United Nations Danny Danon:
“The person who should be arrested is not our prime minister. It is you, Mr. Mamdani”
“Arrest Mr. Mamdani.” For what exactly?
Yeah, But When You Show Your ID At Olive Garden, At Least You’re Getting Something Worthwhile
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Scalise: “Anybody that gets on an airplane has to show a picture ID to vote. Nowadays, if you want to go to Olive Garden and get unlimited pasta, you gotta show a picture ID. This isn’t complicated stuff.”
Ooh, Burn! Don’t Mess With The Zohran!
Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani
@NYCMayor
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
We Can Always Move Into The Bush And Live Off The Land…
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Trump on Canada:
“They need us to survive. Without us, there’s no way they can survive”
Basically, A Trump Administration Policy, It Has To Have Three Components: It Has To Make No Sense; It Has To Be Ridiculous; It Has To Have No Visible Connection To Reality.
Prem Thakker
@prem_thakker
Trump official asked how they’re targeting Antifa as a Foreign Terrorist Organization – given it’s unclear what Antifa even is:
“Basically, a foreign terrorist organization, we have to have 3 components: It has to be foreign; it has to be terrorist; it has to be an organization.”
Q: Wouldn’t You Say The President’s Rhetoric Was Petty?
Congresswoman Tenney: I Would Say Your Question Was Pretty Petty.
Q: Isn’t That An Insult To Tom Petty?
Congresswoman Tenney: I – No – You – What?
Scott Robertson
@sarobertson
Congresswoman Claudia Tenney: “This moratorium on spirits, wineries and distilleries and also beer against American products is really petty … they’re picking this petty issue because President Trump had some rhetoric for Canada.”
Once You Take The “International” Out Of FIU, You Won’t Be Happy With What’s Left
Suzie rizzio
@Suzierizzo1
A Florida University FIU has told seven students that they won’t get their diplomas unless they record a video apologizing for wearing ICE Out shirts. FIU President Nunez was a DeSantis Lieutenant Governor. Any speech that is not disrupted is protected by the Constitution.