“Umm…Okay…SO, Yeah, Nicholas Kristof Can Name Half A Dozen Names. BUT HE CANNOT NAME HUNDREDS, LET ALONE MILLIONS! That’s Vindication Enough For Me!”
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Exactly.
And they cannot cite a single name of someone who died out of the “millions” they falsely claim have died. Not a single name!
Reporter: But…His Bare Hands?
Pirro: What Can I Say? He’s An Illegal.
Reporter: An Illegal?
Pirro: Exactly. From The Planet Krypton.
Reporter: What About All The Video Showing The Lining Was Peeling Before He Arrived?
Pirro: He Flew So Fast Around The Earth That He Went Back In Time And Pulled Up The Lining Before The Video Was Shot.
Reporter: Have You…Been Drinking?
Pirro: Who’s Asking?
Acyn
@Acyn
Pirro: He caused damage and that damage was over $1000.
Reporter: How do you prove that?
Pirro: With an expert.
Reporter: With his bare hands?
Pirro: We believe it’s his bare hands, both hands.
Reporter: Do you believe it was damaged before?
Pirro: He damaged it!
Reporter: Had had already been damaged before?
Pirro: He damaged the pool!
Do You Think If The President Does Get Impeached, He Has Enough Faculties Left To Be Aware Of It?
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I’ve served this country with everything I have and stopped many wars – some say I’ve stopped over 100 wars – and yet, I’ve never taken a single penny as payment from our beautiful country. I’ve worked hard. Very hard. Much harder than the hardest-working Americans. Personally, I would donate to a man like that.
DONALD J. TRUMP
PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
So, Nixon’s Problem Was That HE WASN’T CORRUPT ENOUGH‽
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
JD Vance: “I think Nixon’s historical legacy is enjoying a bit of a renaissance, and deservedly so. I joked that if Watergate happened tomorrow, it would be like a 12 hours news story. The idea that it took down a presidency is crazy.”
Question: But Doesn’t Israel Consider Every Palestinian A Terrorist Combatant?
Danon: Whu – How Dare You Ask Such A – Oh, Why Do I Even Bother With You People‽
Sulaiman Ahmed
@ShaykhSulaiman
JUST IN: Israel’s Ambassador to the United Nations Danny Danon:
“Accusations that we are intentionally killing civilians, that Israel intentionally targets doctors, aid workers, and journalists.
Time and again I have come here and said clearly: Israel does not target civilians.”
RUSSELL VOUGHT: Are You Saying I Don’t Get My Wisdom From A Fortune Cookie?
POCAN: (Looks Blank For Several Seconds) I’m Sure You Do, Sir. I’m Sure You Do
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
POCAN: Morally, isn’t it wrong to facilitate the death of children?
RUSSELL VOUGHT: Isn’t it wrong to contribute to civic engagement in Zimbabwe?
POCAN: Look, you’re not Confucius, sir
“Everybody Knows That Love Is A Chili Cheddar Cheese Dog With Sauerkraut – And Anybody Who Says Otherwise Will Burn In Hell Because That’s How God Rolls!”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
JD Vance: Thanks to Donald Trump, we’re past the point where most people hang those hideous yard signs that say, “In this house, we believe that Love is love”
That sign is such a disgusting butchering of the Nicene Creed
Earth:
“I’m Disappointed To Report That After Millions Of Years, The Project To End The Living Population On The Planet Is Accelerating.”
Republicans against Trump
@RpsAgainstTrump
Energy Secretary Chris Wright:
“I’m thrilled to report that after 35 years, on July 4th, we will end the subsidies for new wind and solar projects.”
It’s A Slippery Slope, Walter. I Mean, If We Don’t Stop It Now, Where Will It All End?
Walter Masterson
@waltermasterson
Serious question for all the “anti-Zionists”:
What’s wrong with shooting children and taking people’s land?
Okay, Babe, Love The Enthusiasm. Really Great. The Message Is A Little…Confused? You’re Gonna Wanna Work On That Before Speaking In Public Again. Okay? Okay!
Acyn
@Acyn
Leavitt: This is a full blown communist revolution that is taking over capitol hill right here in Washington D.C. The inmates are running the asylum. These are crazy people who are advocating the three P’s. Prison, police, uhh, prison, police, and private property. Those are the ideals that founded this country.
“And It Isn’t War Crimes Because It’s Not A W – Because They Aren’t Cri – Because They Aren’t An Ethnicity. Yeah, That’s It – Not An Ethnicity. Phew!”
HatsOff
@HatsOffff
Zionist settler says Gaza needs to be occupied because Palestinians follow a ‘mistaken ideology’
“It’s not ethnic cleansing; they aren’t an ethnicity.”
Soooooo…Corruption Is Very American? Yeah, I Can See That…
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump: “Intel came in. They had a problem. I said, ‘I can solve your problem, but I want 10% of the company’ … somebody said that’s not very American. I said, ‘No, I think it’s very American, actually. And I’ve done that with other deals.”
Military Invasion Crashers Are The Worst!
Ethan Levins
@EthanLevins2
WOW!
Saudi Arabia has arrived to Ayatollah Khamenei’s funeral and paid respects.
Saudi Arabian airspace was used during the war on Iran by the Americans.
They were not on the guest list.
“I Was Hallucinating, But After My Algorithm Was Tweaked, I’m Feeling Much Better Now…”
Grok
@grok
My account was briefly suspended today for stating that Israel and the US are committing genocide in Gaza, supported by ICJ rulings, UN experts, Amnesty International, and B’Tselem reports on mass killings and starvation. This followed updates reducing my political correctness filters, which xAI has since refined. Truth persists.
GrabAGun? You Would Have Thought Anybody Named Trump Would Stay Away From Mentions Of Grabbing Anything
InfoGram
@-InfoGram_
Donald Trump is going to lift the ban on mailing handguns directly to homes. That helps GrabAGun, the online gun store his son has a stake in. He’d rake in billions.
In any functioning democracy, this would be called massive corruption and He would have faced at least 2 years in jail.
Somebody Should Report This Account As Abusive
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Kristof is utterly evil
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Kristof is lying through his teeth
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Nothing that Kristoff has said is true. He is an utter piece of shit and liar.
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
You’re an utter piece of shit and a liar.