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It’s The Israel, Stupid!
All three candidates in New York’s Democratic primaries supported by the party, including incumbent Dan Goldman, lost to candidates endorsed by New York Mayor Zorhan Mamdani. “They were clearly progressive candidates,” said Democratic National Committee Chair Ken Martin. “The fact that they lost clearly shows progressive candidates can’t win elections.”
Couldn’t it be they lost because of their unwavering support for Israel’s carnage in the Middle East?
“Like I said,” Martin responded, “voters are tired of extremists. We need moderate candidates in the midterms.”
Israel! What about Israel? Isn’t the fact that Democratic politicians accept money from AIPAC, which advocates for Palestinian genocide, a factor in the losses of mainstream Democratic candidates?
“Moderate candidates are the way we have to go,” Martin insisted. “They – moderates – moderates are the path to success. Moderates.”
Pundits have been saying that the 2026 midterm elections, and even the 2028 general, are the Democrats’ to lose. Unfortunately, the DNC is working hard to accomplish it.
SOURCE: USA Whenever
[http://www.usawhenever.com/news/newyork/2026-06-25-dnc-ya-later_x.htm]
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Former Fed Secretary Spills On The Secret Of His Excess
INT. Burn in Hell with George Wallace set – Eternal Night
GEORGE WALLACE has just introduced his guest, ALAN GREENSPAN, who is sitting on the Flaming Couch of Doom next to his Infernal Desk. RICHARD NIXON reluctantly scooches over to make room for Greenspan.
GEORGE WALLACE: Alan, my friend. Glad you could finally make it!
ALAN GREENSPAN: This is…not what I expected my afterlife to be…
RICHARD NIXON: (grumpy) Nobody ever does. Nobody.
WALLACE: A hundred years – you held on a long time. Tell us: what’s the secret to your longevity?
GREENSPAN: Spite, George. Spite, pure and simple.
NIXON: So what? A lot of us are spiteful. I can’t begin to tell you how many people I would like to make suffer!
GREENSPAN: (turning towards Nixon) That’s he problem, Dick. You focus on individuals, splitting your spite among too many objects. I hate everybody who is worth less than a billion dollars. That’s a huge, monolithic group that allows me to focus on a single target.
SOUND: audience enthusiastically applauds.
WALLACE: Alan, in honour of your first appearance on the show, I’ve invited a very special surprise guest. (stands and starts to clap) Would you please –
GREENSPAN: Oh, it isn’t Ayn Rand, is it? What a crushing disappointment she turned out to be! Tell me it isn’t Ayn Rand!
WALLACE: (stops clapping) What? No. I mean – uhh – we’ll be right back after this commercial message from our sponsor, Satanic Hearses, Inc….
SOURCE: Drew’s Transcript-o-rama
[http://www.transcript-o-rama.com/alanonthecouch.shtml]
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I’m Not Worried About The Religious Indoctrination: Most SBOE Graduates Can Barely Read The Diary of a Wimpy Kid!
In a 9 to 5 vote, the Texas State Board of Education has approved a bill that requires students to read the Bible as part of their literature courses. Does this mean that the SBOE is admitting that the Bible is fiction?
“Ha ha. Very funny,” SBOE member Brandon Hall said. “But this is only the first stage. The next stage is to strike all books that do not support the Bible off the curriculum. Then, we’ll see who’s laughing about fiction. You know, friend, it’s not too late to repent…”
SOURCE: Religion For Dummies
[http://www.politicsfordummies.com/entertainmentfordummies/economicsfordummies/religionfordummies/home.asp?did=601&dir=bb]
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Stops Three Words Into The First Question, Gasping And Wheezing
“Trump Tries To Outrun Questions Of Stamina”
– New York Times
SOURCE: Billy-Bob’s International House O’ Headlines
[http://www.com/lol.pdqfc.wwygw.wyswyg/fid=1576555538]
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Politician Doesn’t Add Vance His Career
It’s terrible when friends fall out, isn’t it? Do you want to make the popcorn, or shall I?
President Donald Trump had negotiated a Big, Beautiful, Perfect, Peace Agreement with Iran. It was Big. It was Beautiful. It was, you know, Perfect. It was the best Peace Agreement between Iran and the United States in seven thousand years! Better than anything anybody had ever done – yeah, you know exactly what he’s talking about!
But that darn Bibi refused to abide by the terms of the pact, just because Israel wasn’t a party to the negotiations! Bastard! How dare he put the Big, Beautiful, Perfect, Peace Agreement in jeopardy for such petty, selfish reasons!
Ordinarily, President Trump would fully support Israel because, you know, antisemitism accusations and stuff. But the war was sapping his popular support with Americans, and he couldn’t have that. So, like he had done to allies so many times before, he planned to throw Israel under the (burning) bus(h).
But the President couldn’t do it himself because, you know, antisemitism accusations and stuff. So he sent his attack poodle Vice President JD Vance out into the world to do the attacking for him. The poor fool suffered from delusions of presidenthood, so he was all too happy to comply with whatever Trump ordered him to do; the fact that this action would doom his ambitions didn’t deter him in the least. Such is the power of dreams.
Be sure the popcorn is buttered, will you? – It will make the entertainment so much sweeter!
SOURCE: Karl’s Big Red Web Page of Unreconstructed Marxism
[http://www.bigred.commie/articles/218^.htm]
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It Sure Ain’t By Being Politically Brave…Or Consistent…
65,000) The FIFA World Cup is expected to use as many as 65,000 volunteers to stage its football games. Considering the fact that FIFA generates billions of dollars in revenue every year, how can the organization justify not paying its workers?
a) it’s good exposure for the kids (and elderly, and anybody in between)
b) don’t bother asking – they’ll just punt the futbol for the next four years
c) are you some kind of commie? How do you think FIFA makes billions of dollars a year‽
65,001) Because the United States refused to allow the team from Iran to stay in the country, they had to set up in Mexico and fly in for each match. How does FIFA justify being complicit in this?
a) you…you bought that whole “building international cooperation through sports” thing, didn’t you? You mad, fantastic, naive bastard unicorn, you!
b) this is actually FIFA putting its foot down: it refused to house the Iranian team in an ICE detention centre
c) are you some kind of Pollyanna? How do you think FIFA makes billions of dollars a year‽
SOURCE: Les Pages aux Folles
[http://www.lespagesauxfolles.ca]
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