Ron Someone Isn’t Available, But I Can Give It A Shot: Trump Looked At How Popular His War With Iran Was And Stopped It, Even Though Israel (Which Was So In Love With Its Military That It Wished The War Would Go On Forever) Made Puppy Dog Eyes At Him
Parody Jeff
@Parodyjeffx
Can Someone explain me how Trump suddenly turned against Netanyahu and Israel ???
Have Him Start “Inna Gadda Da Vita -” Played Right, That Sucker Can Last Hours!
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Trump is now 50 minutes late and counting for this White House event. The piano player is digging deep to fill time.
WHO COULD POSSIBLY HAVE SEEN THAT ONE COM – Aww, Who Am I Kidding? EVERYBODY Could Have Seen That One Coming!
Jake Tapper
@JakeTapper
NYT: A major flu outbreak has sickened nearly 160 troops at Lackland Air Force Base in Texas weeks after Defense Secretary Hegseth announced that U.S. troops would no longer be required to be vaccinated for the flu, defense officials said.
That’s Funny, Because When I Think About What I WOULD NOT Want A Legacy Of A President To Look Like, I Think Of The Trump Ballroom…
And The Trump Arch…
And The Trump Reflecting Pool…
And The Trump Oval Office…
And…
Acyn
@Acyn
Lara Trump on Obama Library: It’s ugly, it’s over budget, the taxpayers are footing the bill. When I think about what I would want a legacy of a president to look like, I think about the Trump presidential library.
I Say “Followers Of The Flying Spaghetti Monster Created America”
Many Of America’s Founding Symbols Are Based On His Noodly Appendages
Shadow of Ezra
@ShadowofEzra
Alan Dershowitz says that “Jews created America” and claims that much of the United States is “based on the Torah.”
Dershowitz says that many of America’s founding ideas, symbols and institutions trace their roots to Jewish teachings and traditions.
TRUMP: Iran Didn’t Have To Follow Any Conditions When We Surrendered
CAPUTO: I – Are You Sure That’s How This Works?
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
CAPUTO: At the beginning of the conflict, you talked about how you only wanted unconditional surrender. The MOU doesn’t look like unconditional surrender.
TRUMP: It really probably is unconditional surrender
CAPUTO: It is?
Representative Claudia Tenney Was Born A Sea Slug And Had Surgery To Become A Woman
I Have No Proof, But Apparently Proof Is No Longer Necessary To Make Factual Claims
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
Rep. Claudia Tenney: “There are thousands and thousands of cases of people voting in the wrong place, at the wrong time. This happens all the time. But the Democrats want to tell you it doesn’t happen because you can’t prove it.”
Are You Saying It ISN’T “Anybody Who Opposes Zionism?”
Has The Internet Lied To Me Again?
Peter Daou
@peterdaou
Can anyone accurately define the word “terrorist”?
Quick – Make That Man Secretary Of State!
George Conway
@gtconway3d
Trump told Maggie and Jonathan that a “historian” had written that Trump had more power than Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Napoleon, Stalin, Mao, and Hitler.
The “historian” turned out to be a golf caddy.
Forgetting The First Rule Of Politics: Never Attribute A Science Fiction Premise To What Can Be Explained By Senility
Stew Peters
@realstewpeters
ISRAELI TV: “The Iranians are using a low frequency electromagnetic weapon to influence President Trump’s decisions. They implanted these waves into his brain. There has been a noticeable change in the President’s behaviour.”
Israel is scrambling to control the narrative.
Q: What Does The Former –
Trump: BARACK HUSSEIN OBAMA!
Q: Yes, But –
Trump: BARACK! HUSSEIN! OBAMA!
Q: I –
Trump: OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA! OBAMA!
Q: Umm, Okay…
Headquarters
@HQNewsNow
Q: In April you showed the Reflecting Pool plans and said you had a guy who was going to do it in 1 week for $1 million dollars. It’s been 2 months and $16.5 million.
Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama, have you ever heard of him?
Why Are You Quoting The Israeli Prime Minister? Does He Have Anything Useful To Contribute To The Subject Of Carrot Farmi – Oh, Wait. This Isn’t The Voice Of The Rabbits Account, Is It? My Bad…
Voice of Rabbis
@voiceofrabbis
Netanyahu says social media is damaging support for Israel.
Really? You Wanna Go There? You Strike Me As Somebody Who Understands The Concept Of “Illegals”
Kevin Sorbo
@ksorbs
Another shooting, this time in Canada.
Doesn’t make any sense. I thought Canada banned guns.
To Give Israel A Casus Belliful To Attack Them, Of Course
AIPAC
@AIPAC
Why is Turkey harboring Hamas terrorists?
Not To Worry – They’ll Be Pardoned By The Time The Next Democratic Presi…dent
Okay, Maybe A Little To Worry About…
Hannah Riley Fernandez
@hannahcrileyy
people who showed up to a protest outside an ICE facility and left when things got chaotic are getting HALF CENTURY sentences in federal court right now, my god
This Was Only Posted An Hour Ago, And Already It Hasn’t Aged Well
Sam Rushworth MP
@SamRushworth
Kier Starmer is a good man. A family man. He transformed the Labour Party and took us back to power. People don’t see it yet, but history will judge him well.
Whoever we choose to lead next will have my loyal support, like Keir has had, as we go on serving the country
WHITEHOUSE: Why Not?
LIGRIS: Kash Patel Has Said Much Worse About All Of Them
Aaron Rupar
@atrupar
WHITEHOUSE: You have tweets calling Donald Trump and Kamala Harris ‘2 clowns,’ calling Murkowski ‘almost as dumb as Kamala,’ calling Sen. Collins ‘a fraud,’ calling Sen. Padilla a ‘thug.’ You didn’t tell the DOJ about those tweets?
LIGRIS: No
Could Have Been Anyone, Really. Time Travelling Assassins Of The Seleucid Empire. Albertan Rodeo Clowns. Drivers Feeling Road Rage That There Were Few Unrubblized Roads To Drive On Any More
Occam Wept
Hen Mazzig
@HenMazzig
In a recent NYT opinion piece, 65 healthcare workers reported that they saw bullet wounds in children.
A normal newspaper would highlight that they did not observe IDF soldiers shooting children.
They might have highlighted alternate, equally probable scenarios: That Hamas, or anyone, could have shot the children with stolen IDF weapons
That’s not journalism. That’s antisemitism.