Honestly, If We Weren’t Allowed To Beat The Crap Out Of People Without Consequence, We Would Seriously Be Thinking About Quitting
“Morale ‘plummeting’ among ICE agents over long hours, quotas and public hatred: reports”
– The Independent
You Think It’s Bad For Towns? Imagine How The Homeless Are Doing!
“Towns across Canada are struggling with homelessness”
– Globe and Mail
How About An Audience?
No. You’re Right. A Gold-plated Electric Cat Scritcher Is Less Expensive (And Easier To Come By)
“For the love of the arts
Creative people can be impossible to shop for. From local treasures to thoughtful subscriptions, Savannah Ridley has rounded up gift ideas for the coolest people in your life”
– Toronto Star
Not Ready To Give Up Its Dominant Position On People’s Dinner Plates, Cauliflower Starts A Harassment Campaign On TwitterX
“Move over, cauliflower. Cabbage is having a moment”
– Globe and Mail
You Believe In A Kinder, Gentler SkyNet?
“Worry Less About A.I.
It May Help Save Lives.”
– New York Times
To Be Fair, Like Any Good Capitalist He Rents His Lips Rather Than Owns Them, So They May Be A Bit Glitchy
“Carney is only paying lip service to climate change”
– Toronto Star
As Far As The City Is Concerned, Public Safety Is Just So Much Windrow Dressing
“Plow trapped him at home
City’s policy for windrow clearing doesn’t consider disabilities”
– Toronto Star
TRANSLATION: The Wealthy Are On To Me And I Need To Find A New Demographic To Fleecc – I Mean, Serve
“Harnessing a salesperson’s ‘entrepreneurial spirit’
CEO of controversial firm Primerica focused on underserved middle-income earners”
– Toronto Star
Canada Says: “Race Ya!”
“South Africa looks to China amid U.S. tariffs”
– Toronto Star
It’s Not Volatility, It’s…Something That Looks Like Volatility, But Is Very Different
Completely Different…
“Bitcoin reclaims losses after market dip”
– Toronto Star
Can Be Yours For A Song! Economic Fire Sale – Everything Must Go!
“A slice of Canadian heritage”
– Toronto Star
Don’t Say That Too Loud Or Donald Trump Will Want To Take It From You!
“A ‘Green Nobel Prize’ for Work on Fungi”
– New York Times
Honestly, Officer, I Have No Idea How THAT Got Into My Freezer!
“A love letter to winter – and frozen things”
– Toronto Star
Vice-signalling Is All The Rage With The Cool Kids These Days
“Virtue-signalling rarely works”
– Toronto Star
You May Not Like It, But, Trust Us, You’ll Like Changing Your Own Adult Diapers Even Less
“DEFYING THE TREND ON MIGRANTS
Legal status coming for potentially 500,000 unauthorized residents, government reveals”
– Toronto Star
…And Hall Monitors Are Packing Heat!
“Cops are back on the beat in Ontario schools”
– Toronto Star
Hell Of A Way For Your Husband To Find Out – Reading It In The Newspaper!
“Love story in ICELAND
I took a girl’s trip during the worst year of my life – and met my husband”
– Toronto Star
The People Who Give The Usual Advice Are Trying Their Best – No Point In Hurting Their Feelings
“It’s Time to Rethink the Usual Advice, but Not Too Much”
– New York Times
Think Of How Much You’ll Save If You Spend A Week In Mimico Instead Of Stouffville!
“Travel on a budget
Smart trip planning and flexibility can help you save on your next vacation”
– Toronto Star
Whoa! Did Somebody Put Acid In My Coffee, Cuz I Just Had A Flashback To The Eighties!
“Protecting our culture key in trade talks”
– Toronto Star
Spoken Like A True Person Who Has A Secure Career
“Macklem says we must ‘lean into’ disruption
BoC governor urges businesses to expand international markets and embrace new technology”
– Toronto Star
One Resident Suggested: “Vlad The Impaler Island Has A Ring To It, Don’t You Think?”
“Ontario community moves to rename Prince Andrew Island after arrest of its namesake”
– Globe and Mail
Weirdest Argument For Addressing Global Climate Change I’ve Ever Heard!
“How to fix unsustainable cost of insurance payouts”
– Toronto Star
You’re Afraid Tomorrow Will Be Too Late
“Why now is the time to invest like a coward”
– Globe and Mail
It’s For The Birds?
“What Pigeons Can Teach Us About Our Phone Fixation”
– New York Times